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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#1 Posted: 05:29:49 14/12/2016 | Topic Creator

"I hate short people"- TheFlyingSeal, 2016

TheFlyingSeal is really ableist. Today, I was minding my own business when she told me this, and honestly, I was really offended. Who even says this? Just because someone's shorter than you doesn't mean their life is worth any less than yours, you jerk! I bet she gets a kick out of reaching things on the top shelf in front of someone shorter than her. I bet she laughs as she trips children at the mall. I bet she watches The Little People on TLC with malice in her heart, thinking about how she's gonna insult people under 5 feet.

What an absolute monster. I hope you're happy with your ****ty decisions you sick freak! Next time you laugh at someone shorter than you (which is ALWAYS), I'll be there, giving them a stepstool. **** you.

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Bolt Hunter Gems: 6267	#2 Posted: 05:31:29 14/12/2016 can i please have the stepstool ;~; --- you don't know me. i break things I draw stuff.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#3 Posted: 05:33:36 14/12/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: Bolt can i please have the stepstool ;~; here u go buddy

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#4 Posted: 05:35:52 14/12/2016 I am 5'0 tall i am considered a short person --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#5 Posted: 05:36:37 14/12/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: TheFlyingSeal I am 5'0 tall i am considered a short person thats just what you want people to believe you giantess!! i bet the real seal is at least... three times that height!!

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#6 Posted: 05:37:23 14/12/2016 Quote: StriderSwag Quote: TheFlyingSeal I am 5'0 tall i am considered a short person thats just what you want people to believe you giantess!! i bet the real seal is at least... three times that height!! that would mean i am 15 feet tall....how would i fit in my house --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#7 Posted: 05:38:07 14/12/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: TheFlyingSeal Quote: StriderSwag Quote: TheFlyingSeal I am 5'0 tall i am considered a short person thats just what you want people to believe you giantess!! i bet the real seal is at least... three times that height!! that would mean i am 15 feet tall....how would i fit in my house tall doors for tall jerks!!!

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#8 Posted: 05:39:10 14/12/2016 Quote: StriderSwag Quote: TheFlyingSeal Quote: StriderSwag thats just what you want people to believe you giantess!! i bet the real seal is at least... three times that height!! that would mean i am 15 feet tall....how would i fit in my house tall doors for tall jerks!!! : C - - - --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#9 Posted: 05:40:23 14/12/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: TheFlyingSeal Quote: StriderSwag Quote: TheFlyingSeal that would mean i am 15 feet tall....how would i fit in my house tall doors for tall jerks!!! : C - - - > : C

mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993	#10 Posted: 06:12:52 14/12/2016 Quote: TheFlyingSeal Quote: StriderSwag Quote: TheFlyingSeal I am 5'0 tall i am considered a short person thats just what you want people to believe you giantess!! i bet the real seal is at least... three times that height!! that would mean i am 15 feet tall....how would i fit in my house bigger on the inside????? --- Dead

Bolt Hunter Gems: 6267	#11 Posted: 06:26:44 14/12/2016 or the house is also three times bigger than a normal house? edit: also, thanks for the stool dude. --- you don't know me. i break things I draw stuff.
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577	#12 Posted: 08:06:19 14/12/2016 im 4'9" how could u TFS? : c --- looks like ive got some things to do...

Samius Hunter Gems: 9573	#13 Posted: 09:10:43 14/12/2016 When will manlets learn?

Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324	#14 Posted: 09:15:25 14/12/2016 Quote: TheFlyingSeal I am 5'0 tall i am considered a short person -stares at this for a confused long time- How the **** am I taller than you? --- If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest icon from Empoh

Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745	#15 Posted: 11:29:25 14/12/2016 Quote: StriderSwag I bet she laughs as she trips children at the mall. But making fun of children is genuinely funny. But I wish I was a slight bit shorter. I'm waaaaay too tall, and that's not cute. Not at all. --- Bruh

Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122	#16 Posted: 11:39:32 14/12/2016 I hate tall people. All they do is cause discord in society, making shelves and houses taller. The Prussians had the right idea by kidnapping tall people and forcing them into the army.

Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660	#17 Posted: 20:26:46 14/12/2016 Quote: Carmelita Fox I hate tall people. All they do is cause discord in society, making shelves and houses taller. The Prussians had the right idea by kidnapping tall people and forcing them into the army. steps on --- Quote: Paytawn oh my god

Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122	#18 Posted: 21:45:58 14/12/2016 Quote: Jaggedstar Quote: Carmelita Fox I hate tall people. All they do is cause discord in society, making shelves and houses taller. The Prussians had the right idea by kidnapping tall people and forcing them into the army. steps on I MAY BE SMALL BUT MY STRENGTH IS IMMENSE

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#19 Posted: 20:12:18 15/12/2016 Quote: Trix Master 100 Quote: TheFlyingSeal I am 5'0 tall i am considered a short person -stares at this for a confused long time- How the **** am I taller than you? how tall did you think i was???? --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833	#20 Posted: 21:09:55 15/12/2016 I don't even know what I am what am i guys how will i ever know if seal hates me or not ?? :((( --- I am a Cow. "Moo".

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#21 Posted: 22:28:03 15/12/2016 Quote: cowpowa23 I don't even know what I am what am i guys how will i ever know if seal hates me or not ?? (( cowpowa i'd never hate you <3 --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833	#22 Posted: 23:00:17 15/12/2016 Quote: TheFlyingSeal Quote: cowpowa23 I don't even know what I am what am i guys how will i ever know if seal hates me or not ?? :((( cowpowa i'd never hate you <3 d'aw thankS bby <3 <3 --- I am a Cow. "Moo".

Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122	#23 Posted: 23:26:28 15/12/2016 Quote: cowpowa23 I don't even know what I am what am i guys how will i ever know if seal hates me or not ?? :((( you're 1.4. minecraft blocks tall

Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666	#24 Posted: 23:57:17 15/12/2016 im 6"4' soooo

Bumblebunnii Yellow Sparx Gems: 1603	#25 Posted: 00:06:18 16/12/2016 Quote: Mesuxelf im 6"4' soooo Typical privileged cis het male. Why don't you give some of that height to the needy? Asshole.

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#26 Posted: 00:42:12 16/12/2016 Quote: Bumblebunnii Quote: Mesuxelf im 6"4' soooo Typical privileged cis het male. Why don't you give some of that height to the needy? Asshole. me and my short ass: yeah!! --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

thumper Ripto Gems: 3519	#27 Posted: 12:41:25 16/12/2016 Quote: Mesuxelf im 6"4' soooo i'm 5'2", i always thought you were taller then me? omg its true, i do learn something new everyday.

TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137	#28 Posted: 12:45:10 16/12/2016 Quote: thumper Quote: Mesuxelf im 6"4' soooo i'm 5'2", i always thought you were taller then me? omg its true, i do learn something new everyday. 5'2"???? Jeez that's short! I thought I was short at 5'6"

Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913	#29 Posted: 05:09:58 17/12/2016 I'm over six feet tall if you count my hat. --- Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.

valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155	#30 Posted: 05:35:52 17/12/2016 i'm at least 6 dicks tall --- tubular

Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660	#31 Posted: 06:00:31 17/12/2016 excuse you --- Quote: Paytawn oh my god

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#32 Posted: 07:06:04 17/12/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: Muffin Man I'm over six feet tall if you count my hat. where do you get a five foot hat? Quote: valskeletor i'm at least 6 dicks tall are we talkin monster cocks or tiny chodes here

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#33 Posted: 07:52:36 17/12/2016

Quote: TheFlyingSeal

Quote: Trix Master 100
Quote: TheFlyingSeal
I am 5'0 tall i am considered a short person

-stares at this for a confused long time- How the **** am I taller than you?

how tall did you think i was????

Taller than me at least. Or just as. Which is around 5' 4''

---
If you cannot handle me at my pumpkin spiciest, you do not deserve me at my pumpkin sweetest
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769	#34 Posted: 09:10:38 17/12/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: Trix Master 100 Quote: TheFlyingSeal Quote: Trix Master 100 -stares at this for a confused long time- How the **** am I taller than you? how tall did you think i was???? Taller than me at least. Or just as. Which is around 5' 4'' im barely 4 inches taller lmao

StalkerSnake Yellow Sparx Gems: 1926	#35 Posted: 09:17:17 17/12/2016 Quote: Mesuxelf im 6"4' soooo 6'5" ^0^ --- Чем больше вы знаете, тем больше вы знаете
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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913	#36 Posted: 09:50:59 17/12/2016 Quote: StriderSwag Quote: Muffin Man I'm over six feet tall if you count my hat. where do you get a five foot hat? How did you know I'm secretly a pikachu? --- Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.

StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769

#37 Posted: 16:54:54 17/12/2016 | Topic Creator

Quote: Sesshomaru75

Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Trix Master 100

Taller than me at least. Or just as. Which is around 5' 4''

im barely 4 inches taller lmao

For some reason I remember you towering over me the last time we met, but maybe that's because you sexually intimidate me and I acted like a puppy.

nah i remember we were around the same height, or i was barely shorter!!
i have gotten a little shorter since then tho, idk where those inches went but i like it
i just know last time i went to the doctors office they said i was barely 5'8"

and shhhh no it was fine <3
plus you yelled that you were "surrounded by communists" in the middle of a con so if anyone was intimidating bucko it was u

valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155	#38 Posted: 02:15:07 18/12/2016 Quote: StriderSwag Quote: Muffin Man I'm over six feet tall if you count my hat. where do you get a five foot hat? Quote: valskeletor i'm at least 6 dicks tall are we talkin monster cocks or tiny chodes here average bepis --- tubular

TheFlyingSeal Diamond Sparx Gems: 8761	#39 Posted: 02:25:07 18/12/2016 Me, just now: The more you talk in the topic (this topic) the more it sounds like you're the one who hates short people StriderSwag: listen here you short little prick- --- #CynderIsAFireDragon

Project_Unnamed Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11293	#40 Posted: 02:50:52 18/12/2016 Short people have made modern building standards quite annoying. Especially in terms of level of tables. But who am I to say anything, right? As a long-legged 6'8" man I (and my back and knees) will always struggle with adapting to regulations. At least doorways of modern buildings start from 6'9". --- I might give you more opinions... for a small fee of course.

Spyro Lover122 Gold Sparx Gems: 2271	#41 Posted: 23:29:56 18/12/2016 Look man if you're gonna complain about my table then you just can't stay for teatime. You're no longer invited. In fact, I can't even bare to let tall people in to my pure christian household anyway. --- Whenever you reach too high, life smacks you down!

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