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If you could protect Mega Rayquaza...
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#1 Posted: 20:52:53 09/12/2016 | Topic Creator
How would you?
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#2 Posted: 21:00:51 09/12/2016
Darkspyro has had some dumb trends

this just may be the worst
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#3 Posted: 21:08:45 09/12/2016
well ****, i thought you'd ask if we could protect a sceptile, not mega rayquaza.
i'll be darned
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#4 Posted: 21:09:46 09/12/2016
mesu's just annoyed cuz he hates mega raywauza
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Lanky Kong saved me despite having no style nor grace.
HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984
#5 Posted: 21:11:16 09/12/2016 | Topic Creator
The joke is that Mega Rayquayza doesn't need protection


Because, ya know, he's op.
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Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#6 Posted: 21:13:13 09/12/2016
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
The joke is that Mega Rayquayza doesn't need protection


Because, ya know, he's op.



mesu's gonna get mad

and then he's gonna get his gun, and im not sure how special defense and defense work on bullets
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 21:14:12 09/12/2016 by Lunarz
Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#7 Posted: 21:15:28 09/12/2016
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
The joke is that Mega Rayquayza doesn't need protection


Because, ya know, he's op.



Everyone should wear protection, Mega Rayquaza is just being plain out irresponsible. Does he know how much of a responsibility a child is? How much money they have? I bet Mega Rayquaza is barely able to put food on the table and pay rent for himself, let alone support a whole other person. He should be ashamed of himself.
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#8 Posted: 21:22:33 09/12/2016
Rayquaza eats rocks(and probably Minior) and usually gets a pretty good pay from kicking aliens out of the sky, he's probably set for life
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#9 Posted: 18:58:36 10/12/2016
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
The joke is that Mega Rayquayza doesn't need protection


Because, ya know, he's op.



Everyone should wear protection, Mega Rayquaza is just being plain out irresponsible. Does he know how much of a responsibility a child is? How much money they have? I bet Mega Rayquaza is barely able to put food on the table and pay rent for himself, let alone support a whole other person. He should be ashamed of himself.


Pfbt... Rayquayquay's one of the asexual legendaries we all know can't "function." Only dragon-type legendaries that get any fun are Reshiram, Zekrom, and the Eon Twins.
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#10 Posted: 22:28:48 10/12/2016
Quote: HIR
Quote: Mesuxelf
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
The joke is that Mega Rayquayza doesn't need protection


Because, ya know, he's op.



Everyone should wear protection, Mega Rayquaza is just being plain out irresponsible. Does he know how much of a responsibility a child is? How much money they have? I bet Mega Rayquaza is barely able to put food on the table and pay rent for himself, let alone support a whole other person. He should be ashamed of himself.


Pfbt... Rayquayquay's one of the asexual legendaries we all know can't "function." Only dragon-type legendaries that get any fun are Reshiram, Zekrom, and the Eon Twins.



Reshiram and Zekrom are genderless and in the undiscovered egg group though?
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#11 Posted: 00:19:42 11/12/2016
I think it's because of Reshiram's "fur" rather than being able to breed or not
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#12 Posted: 03:37:30 11/12/2016
Quote: Bifrost
I think it's because of Reshiram's "fur" rather than being able to breed or not


Exactly, although that does make them a gay couple because Zekrom was once THE MANLIEST ****ING POKÉMON IN THE WORLD WITH MANLY MUSCLES...

...And then Buzzwole came along. <.<

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Luckily for Zekrom, Buzzwole can't steal his man. Rip his man's spine out, totally, but no stealing. ^.^b

Actually, I headcanon Reshiram as female and Zekrom as male... Arceus was just feeling trolly when he made the two of them. <.<
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