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somePerson
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#1 Posted: 22:32:26 05/12/2016 | Topic Creator
the parasites known as gays and buys are examples of degenerates who will burn for their sins in the eternal afterlife known hell. santa is a symbol of jesus dying for our sins and is also therefore a symbol of god and the cross. i believe that santa hates the gays, buys, and jews as they are rejects of god's perfect creations. this can be concluded every year when gays, buys, and jews dont get presents for christmas. so if u are a jewish gay buysexual please stop and convert to being a cathlic and enjoy a good life under god. :)
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Crash10
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#2 Posted: 22:50:31 05/12/2016
Oh my Buddha.
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mega spyro
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#3 Posted: 23:54:45 05/12/2016
But consider this: Santa just needs the n mover to the end to become satan. Santa is literally the most evil thing in the world.
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Crash10
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#4 Posted: 00:11:02 06/12/2016
Quote: mega spyro
Santa uses red clothes. Do we need more proof?
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Crash10
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#5 Posted: 00:29:15 06/12/2016
Quote: Sesshomaru75
GO BUY GOD'S CLOTHES LIKE WHITE AND REALLY BRIGHT BLUE
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King_PikaII
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#6 Posted: 03:24:44 06/12/2016
santa celebrates the gays because they are centers and so he makes a pair of dice for them
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#7 Posted: 11:41:20 06/12/2016
this is true
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cowpowa23
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#8 Posted: 18:43:08 06/12/2016
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wspyro
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#9 Posted: 19:28:56 06/12/2016
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Carmelita Fox
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#10 Posted: 19:33:55 06/12/2016
Five Guys Burgers and Fries
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Greeble
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#11 Posted: 21:53:28 06/12/2016
I have news:
Santa is a secret gay, and Mrs. Claus is his beard. True story..
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Windumup
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#12 Posted: 02:13:55 07/12/2016
For those that can't read Japanese, this translates to Satan Claws. Satan Claws confirmed
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Okaps
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#13 Posted: 06:24:00 07/12/2016
Are "buys" the materialistic consumers who cast Santa aside to purchase gifts in major retail chains instead?
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