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santa hates gays and buys
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#1 Posted: 22:32:26 05/12/2016 | Topic Creator
the parasites known as gays and buys are examples of degenerates who will burn for their sins in the eternal afterlife known hell. santa is a symbol of jesus dying for our sins and is also therefore a symbol of god and the cross. i believe that santa hates the gays, buys, and jews as they are rejects of god's perfect creations. this can be concluded every year when gays, buys, and jews dont get presents for christmas. so if u are a jewish gay buysexual please stop and convert to being a cathlic and enjoy a good life under god. :)
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#2 Posted: 22:50:31 05/12/2016
Oh my Buddha.
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Bruh
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#3 Posted: 23:54:45 05/12/2016
But consider this: Santa just needs the n mover to the end to become satan. Santa is literally the most evil thing in the world.
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Dead
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#4 Posted: 00:11:02 06/12/2016
Quote: mega spyro
But consider this: Santa just needs the n mover to the end to become satan. Santa is literally the most evil thing in the world.


Santa uses red clothes. Do we need more proof?
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Bruh
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#5 Posted: 00:29:15 06/12/2016
Quote: Sesshomaru75
Quote: Crash10
Quote: mega spyro
But consider this: Santa just needs the n mover to the end to become satan. Santa is literally the most evil thing in the world.


Santa uses red clothes. Do we need more proof?


****, they're on to me


GO BUY GOD'S CLOTHES LIKE WHITE AND REALLY BRIGHT BLUE
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Bruh
King_PikaII Green Sparx Gems: 372
#6 Posted: 03:24:44 06/12/2016
santa celebrates the gays because they are centers and so he makes a pair of dice for them
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Mesuxelf Ripto Gems: 3666
#7 Posted: 11:41:20 06/12/2016
this is true
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#8 Posted: 18:43:08 06/12/2016
Quote: Mesuxelf
this is true



this post is true
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
wspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 4422
#9 Posted: 19:28:56 06/12/2016
Quote: cowpowa23
Quote: Mesuxelf
this is true



this post is true



( post == true )
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#10 Posted: 19:33:55 06/12/2016
Five Guys Burgers and Fries
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#11 Posted: 21:53:28 06/12/2016
I have news:

Santa is a secret gay, and Mrs. Claus is his beard.

True story..
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^ You all know it's true
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#12 Posted: 02:13:55 07/12/2016
[User Posted Image]
For those that can't read Japanese, this translates to Satan Claws.


Satan Claws confirmed
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Okaps Platinum Sparx Gems: 6245
#13 Posted: 06:24:00 07/12/2016
Are "buys" the materialistic consumers who cast Santa aside to purchase gifts in major retail chains instead?
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#all Spyros are valid
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