darkSpyro

Red Sparx: the newbie species, most people say they're like the infants of dS. Most of them are immature and cannot use correct grammar, and may get on the wrong foot with people. We should spoil them and say I love you everyday. If you want to start a fight with a red sparkian, then go to the Skylanders section and say you disagree with their opinion and say your own. You will earn a hater in no time, also that's where these species normally hang around.

Green Sparx: Erm, where should I start? Most of these sparkians are starting kindergarten and are learning how to deal with opinions, and not blocking ever user that is being 'rude' to them. Well actually, not all the green sparkians are like this. Some are actually really mature for their rank, who knows what's next, they may became the 'new know it all' or win the spelling bee contest. Just like a plant in the garden they're learning these dear green thumbs.

Blue Sparx: I was a blue sparx, once. Who wasn't? Except if you're a lower sparkian. Dah. Now these guys tend to hide away in the bushes. Sooooooome of them look as if they're the king/Queen of the world, and act as if they have the biggest rank in the world, cause some of this species are just full of themselves. Eh, some of them stop caring for gems even. Let's just say, this is the rank that matures you a lot, it gives you confidence, and to go walking around naked won't even concern you. oops it seems to cold. frrrrrrr.


Yellow Sparx: Now I am one at the moment so I'm just going to be honest about this species of sparkians. Some of these guys I've come across are like the highschool jocks, always walking around and pushing the younger sparxs in lockers, and treating everyone like ****, even their own species. Pft, it's true. They just seem to stop giving a **** about anything, they just walk around with a crown on their head, but the thing about these guys is they're chill as hell. On the other hand, some of the users of this sparkian species are really mature, and all they care about is being in the good books of other users. And NEVER break the rules, but report the younger users, constantly.

Gold Sparx: All I can say...Gold is old...Okay out of honesty, some of these guys are really nice. Now this sparkian species seems to get on well with the younger users like a sparx magnet, and same with the older users. These guys just seem to get on with everybody! I now wonder how do these guys do it! Also these sparkians get away with everything...EVERYTHING. They can do what they want, and dark will be like 'Eh.' G o l d. S t a r . Soooooooooome of these users I noticed tend to brag about their attendance on darkSpyro ALOT. And how much the layout has changed, similar to the emeralds.


Emerald Sparx: These guys have the ****! They're just walking around on the red carpet, saying "Hey I'm a emerald sparx!" And they can come passive aggressive about some stuff, easily. Now they're those type of people that would give you those looks like you're just a young, noob, and get out of my turf. Nuh, out of seriousness. These guys are pretty cool, but also brag about attendance. Now you can find a lot of these guys around the Suggestions, Fandom, Idle Chatter area. Because they love sharing their opinions, and writing messages that take up your whole page, and the green sparx users be like woah.

Platinum Sparx: Why the hell are these guys quiet as ****? Soooome of them. These guys are like the managers in shops, they own their attendance. Now we all know this is a rare species, but they are very unpredictable, you never know when they will jump. Just like when you know someone's trying to prank you, so you get yourself all ready for it, but you don't know the timing, and then you get freakin scared. I honestly don't have anything else to say about them...Oh yeah, they hardly respond to your messages.

Hunter: Now these users are like super models, they show of their beauty, so people can be jealous. they are all mature which makes the other users look like ****, and they always respond with a billion sentence post. These guys got that crown on their head, and they never use any emotion in their posts. All they do are full stops which make me sad. Hunters never show what it looks like to be a hunter, because they like watching people hang on their feet.

Ripto: These guys are the attention seekers that want to be the topic of conversation all the time, but never seem to get top spot so they go super far, and get them self this lovely rank, huh. It's sooooo common and mainstream. Most of the ripto'd users come back as alts, and continue doing their business to get their 1 week hall of fame.

Gnorc: These guys are similar attention seekers, most of them want to bey gnorc'd for the sake of being gnorc'd and make up some random excuse so everyone can make them the topic conversation. But yeah, they're different reasons people ask for gnorcs though.

Fodder: These guys were the anonymous, hidden people back in 2007 and earlier. Some were spam masters, trolls, and attention seekers. They thought they were extra special because their name is in black and they could post where ever they want without anyone knowing who's who. They could get away with a lot of crap. Unless their IP Address was blocked, obviously.

Crystallised: Oh yeah! Every single user on this forum has been one of them. This is the most common rank. EVER! These poor little dragons are waiting to be hatched and are ready to be the new spambot, or maybe even the new know it all! Waiting....and waiting for that email to be sent to their mailbox.

Rhynoc: Oh yeah, these poor guys are the saddest of all. Their account has been denied. Reasons? Well they might just be an alternate from a current user, or maybe something's wrong with their email? Anyway, these poor creatures just want to get at least SOME access on the forum. But these mean, green admins/mods don't let them! They try their best! But they just get that poor, old sad face at the bottom of their name.

Oh and....

Admin: Dark is a nugget.

kk....

Quote: whirlwind fan

Admin: Dark is a nugget.

I love it.

11/10

Quote: AJAwesome

Quote: whirlwind fan

Admin: Dark is a nugget.

I love it.

;>3 Thank you.

Quote: I-Brawler

11/10

Thanks. ^.'^

Quote: TorchSheep

Red Sparx - Troll Account or someone aloud to misspell constantly because they're 'new'.
Green Sparx - The users that don't know what the hell they're getting into.
Blue Sparx - Managed to survive this long, don't agitate.
Yellow Sparx - Allowed to have an undeserved sense of pride for just logging into a website every week.
Gold Sparx - Get to be an an asshole to everyone because they're old and have already made lots of friends.
Emerald Sparx - Same as Gold Sparx!
Platinum Sparx - Users we must praise day and night because they are now gods in our eyes for being around for seven years or so. All Hail, Carm and alice!
Gnorc - You said penis one to many times, off to the shadow realm with you, heh heh.
Ripto - Brightscales.
Hunter - Only acknowledge HIR, all other admins are obviously meaningless.
Admin - ***** and whine too about all your problems as he can obviously sort out all of them.

tbh tho this one

Also, you forgot Fodder and Crystallized. I wonder what they'll be... ;P

Quote: AJAwesome

Also, you forgot Fodder and Crystallized. I wonder what they'll be... ;P

Oh, well I should add them huh. ;-,)

Oh also Rhynoc! T_T

Quote: DragonCamo

Quote: TorchSheep

Red Sparx - Troll Account or someone aloud to misspell constantly because they're 'new'.
Green Sparx - The users that don't know what the hell they're getting into.
Blue Sparx - Managed to survive this long, don't agitate.
Yellow Sparx - Allowed to have an undeserved sense of pride for just logging into a website every week.
Gold Sparx - Get to be an an asshole to everyone because they're old and have already made lots of friends.
Emerald Sparx - Same as Gold Sparx!
Platinum Sparx - Users we must praise day and night because they are now gods in our eyes for being around for seven years or so. All Hail, Carm and alice!
Gnorc - You said penis one to many times, off to the shadow realm with you, heh heh.
Ripto - Brightscales.
Hunter - Only acknowledge HIR, all other admins are obviously meaningless.
Admin - ***** and whine too about all your problems as he can obviously sort out all of them.

tbh tho this one

Haha, nice. But still advertising. T_T

daily reminder that i'm always watching, always calculating ...

The frog has a point.

HA! NERD!
*pushes all of dS into a locker*

Quote: StriderSwag

HA! NERD!
*pushes all of dS into a locker*

What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.

Oh lawd. xD

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@AJAwesome I added new ones.

When they made me they broke the mould

I don't fit any of those.

Vote for the Greeble rank.

Quote: Greeble

When they made me they broke the mould

I don't fit any of those.

Vote for the Greeble rank.

Same. Go Greeble Rank!

Quote: whirlwind fan

Oh lawd. xD

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@AJAwesome I added new ones.

Woot woot!

Am I missing anyone's? =.^

I acknowledge this post and applaud your well refined posting structure. While a lot of this post is a caricature of the ranks (as you state not all are like this) it also doesn't stray that far off from the unavoidable truth. It's nice to see someone observing these details about ranks, especially when this particular section usually just houses blue, yellow, and gold. Clearly you have shown a slight, though cynical, passion for the site and I appreciate you taking such time to do so. However I do think it's worth stressing that us mods don't see ourselves as super models. We're not that egotistical. And it appears I've ran out of things to say and I'm not yet at a billion sentences, so allow me to summarize the plot of the 1994 classic film Angels in the Outfield. Young foster child Roger (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and his friend J.P. (Milton Davis, Jr.) love to sneak into baseball games of the hopelessly dreadful California Angels. Still in limited contact with his widower father, Roger asks when they will be a family again. His father replies sarcastically, "I'd say when the Angels win the pennant." Taking his father's words literally, Roger prays for God to help the Angels win. After he prays, a star, unseen by Roger, twinkles in the sky. Then, in a game against the Toronto Blue Jays which Roger and J.P. attend, he sees a group of angels led by Al (Christopher Lloyd) helping the team. Although Roger can see them quite clearly, everyone else can only explain the seemingly impossible acts as freak occurrences. Roger's unique ability to see which players are receiving help from angels leads their skeptical manager, George Knox (Danny Glover) to keep him around as a good luck charm and consultant, including ending the use of profanity as a nod to the original film. Due to the much needed help, the Angels start to win games and make a surprising second-half surge to the top of their division. However, Roger's father permanently gives up custody of his son instead. As Roger laments his loss, J.P. accidentally reveals to antagonistic sports broadcaster Ranch Wilder (Jay O. Sanders) that Roger has the ability to see angels, and that George has been winning through the advice Roger's given him. Ranch, hoping to destroy George due to a rivalry between the two dating back to their playing days (Ranch had caused an injury to George that forced him to retire), informs the press of this and their owner Hank Murphy (Ben Johnson) threatens to dismiss George for this seemingly absurd notion that angels are helping the team. Roger comes clean to his caretaker Maggie Nelson (Brenda Fricker) about his special ability and at a press conference they and the entire team defend George in front of the press. Moved by their faith, Murphy allows George to remain as manager of the Angels. On the championship game none of the angels show up to help the team. Later on, Al explains that championships must be played without help from them and that he was just checking pitcher Mel Clark (Tony Danza) who will be one of them soon as he has been a chain smoker. Throughout the game he has been in, but is getting tired after throwing 159 pitches. When George goes in, everyone thinks he's going in to take him out, but instead, he gives him some motivation, with help from Roger, the team, and finally, the entire audience as well as Murphy and the broadcasters (minus Ranch). The Angels ultimately win the final game of the regular season without the help of the angels and clinch the division pennant over the rival Chicago White Sox, thanks to Mel. Murphy fires Ranch due to his snide remarks over the team. The film ends with George adopting both Roger and J.P. as he wants to try be a father. J.P. sees Al at the window and says "I knew it could happen." Al circles around the house and says "We're always watching" and flying off into the stars, which re-enact a baseball game.

Quote: CAV

I acknowledge this post and applaud your well refined posting structure. While a lot of this post is a caricature of the ranks (as you state not all are like this) it also doesn't stray that far off from the unavoidable truth. It's nice to see someone observing these details about ranks, especially when this particular section usually just houses blue, yellow, and gold. Clearly you have shown a slight, though cynical, passion for the site and I appreciate you taking such time to do so. However I do think it's worth stressing that us mods don't see ourselves as super models. We're not that egotistical. And it appears I've ran out of things to say and I'm not yet at a billion sentences, so allow me to summarize the plot of the 1994 classic film Angels in the Outfield. Young foster child Roger (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and his friend J.P. (Milton Davis, Jr.) love to sneak into baseball games of the hopelessly dreadful California Angels. Still in limited contact with his widower father, Roger asks when they will be a family again. His father replies sarcastically, "I'd say when the Angels win the pennant." Taking his father's words literally, Roger prays for God to help the Angels win. After he prays, a star, unseen by Roger, twinkles in the sky. Then, in a game against the Toronto Blue Jays which Roger and J.P. attend, he sees a group of angels led by Al (Christopher Lloyd) helping the team. Although Roger can see them quite clearly, everyone else can only explain the seemingly impossible acts as freak occurrences. Roger's unique ability to see which players are receiving help from angels leads their skeptical manager, George Knox (Danny Glover) to keep him around as a good luck charm and consultant, including ending the use of profanity as a nod to the original film. Due to the much needed help, the Angels start to win games and make a surprising second-half surge to the top of their division. However, Roger's father permanently gives up custody of his son instead. As Roger laments his loss, J.P. accidentally reveals to antagonistic sports broadcaster Ranch Wilder (Jay O. Sanders) that Roger has the ability to see angels, and that George has been winning through the advice Roger's given him. Ranch, hoping to destroy George due to a rivalry between the two dating back to their playing days (Ranch had caused an injury to George that forced him to retire), informs the press of this and their owner Hank Murphy (Ben Johnson) threatens to dismiss George for this seemingly absurd notion that angels are helping the team. Roger comes clean to his caretaker Maggie Nelson (Brenda Fricker) about his special ability and at a press conference they and the entire team defend George in front of the press. Moved by their faith, Murphy allows George to remain as manager of the Angels. On the championship game none of the angels show up to help the team. Later on, Al explains that championships must be played without help from them and that he was just checking pitcher Mel Clark (Tony Danza) who will be one of them soon as he has been a chain smoker. Throughout the game he has been in, but is getting tired after throwing 159 pitches. When George goes in, everyone thinks he's going in to take him out, but instead, he gives him some motivation, with help from Roger, the team, and finally, the entire audience as well as Murphy and the broadcasters (minus Ranch). The Angels ultimately win the final game of the regular season without the help of the angels and clinch the division pennant over the rival Chicago White Sox, thanks to Mel. Murphy fires Ranch due to his snide remarks over the team. The film ends with George adopting both Roger and J.P. as he wants to try be a father. J.P. sees Al at the window and says "I knew it could happen." Al circles around the house and says "We're always watching" and flying off into the stars, which re-enact a baseball game.

Yeah, I did mean it in an observing way. And obviously everyone processes differently that's why I said that they aren't all like this. Most is from experience but I think I did describe the 'hunter' one a bit to judgementally. They're still average people like all the other sparxs and should be treated the exact same. I think because I wrote this while back, and some of it I did mention in a jokey manner but the rest was mainly the truth from my eyes. And I'm glad no one took it in a serious offence, I just wanted to make it sound as standard as possible. ..

Quote: CAV

I acknowledge this post and applaud your well refined posting structure. While a lot of this post is a caricature of the ranks (as you state not all are like this) it also doesn't stray that far off from the unavoidable truth. It's nice to see someone observing these details about ranks, especially when this particular section usually just houses blue, yellow, and gold. Clearly you have shown a slight, though cynical, passion for the site and I appreciate you taking such time to do so. However I do think it's worth stressing that us mods don't see ourselves as super models. We're not that egotistical. And it appears I've ran out of things to say and I'm not yet at a billion sentences, so allow me to summarize the plot of the 1994 classic film Angels in the Outfield. Young foster child Roger (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and his friend J.P. (Milton Davis, Jr.) love to sneak into baseball games of the hopelessly dreadful California Angels. Still in limited contact with his widower father, Roger asks when they will be a family again. His father replies sarcastically, "I'd say when the Angels win the pennant." Taking his father's words literally, Roger prays for God to help the Angels win. After he prays, a star, unseen by Roger, twinkles in the sky. Then, in a game against the Toronto Blue Jays which Roger and J.P. attend, he sees a group of angels led by Al (Christopher Lloyd) helping the team. Although Roger can see them quite clearly, everyone else can only explain the seemingly impossible acts as freak occurrences. Roger's unique ability to see which players are receiving help from angels leads their skeptical manager, George Knox (Danny Glover) to keep him around as a good luck charm and consultant, including ending the use of profanity as a nod to the original film. Due to the much needed help, the Angels start to win games and make a surprising second-half surge to the top of their division. However, Roger's father permanently gives up custody of his son instead. As Roger laments his loss, J.P. accidentally reveals to antagonistic sports broadcaster Ranch Wilder (Jay O. Sanders) that Roger has the ability to see angels, and that George has been winning through the advice Roger's given him. Ranch, hoping to destroy George due to a rivalry between the two dating back to their playing days (Ranch had caused an injury to George that forced him to retire), informs the press of this and their owner Hank Murphy (Ben Johnson) threatens to dismiss George for this seemingly absurd notion that angels are helping the team. Roger comes clean to his caretaker Maggie Nelson (Brenda Fricker) about his special ability and at a press conference they and the entire team defend George in front of the press. Moved by their faith, Murphy allows George to remain as manager of the Angels. On the championship game none of the angels show up to help the team. Later on, Al explains that championships must be played without help from them and that he was just checking pitcher Mel Clark (Tony Danza) who will be one of them soon as he has been a chain smoker. Throughout the game he has been in, but is getting tired after throwing 159 pitches. When George goes in, everyone thinks he's going in to take him out, but instead, he gives him some motivation, with help from Roger, the team, and finally, the entire audience as well as Murphy and the broadcasters (minus Ranch). The Angels ultimately win the final game of the regular season without the help of the angels and clinch the division pennant over the rival Chicago White Sox, thanks to Mel. Murphy fires Ranch due to his snide remarks over the team. The film ends with George adopting both Roger and J.P. as he wants to try be a father. J.P. sees Al at the window and says "I knew it could happen." Al circles around the house and says "We're always watching" and flying off into the stars, which re-enact a baseball game.

This is why you Hunters are so great! I've been here quite a long time and I can tell you have too of course, but I have noticed the change of the layout for every possible thing on this page. My has it been such a long time.

Hey! I log in every week! Praise my ability to stay here for about 3 years!

Quote: DragonCamo

Quote: TorchSheep

Red Sparx - Troll Account or someone aloud to misspell constantly because they're 'new'.
Green Sparx - The users that don't know what the hell they're getting into.
Blue Sparx - Managed to survive this long, don't agitate.
Yellow Sparx - Allowed to have an undeserved sense of pride for just logging into a website every week.
Gold Sparx - Get to be an an asshole to everyone because they're old and have already made lots of friends.
Emerald Sparx - Same as Gold Sparx!
Platinum Sparx - Users we must praise day and night because they are now gods in our eyes for being around for seven years or so. All Hail, Carm and alice!
Gnorc - You said penis one to many times, off to the shadow realm with you, heh heh.
Ripto - Brightscales.
Hunter - Only acknowledge HIR, all other admins are obviously meaningless.
Admin - ***** and whine too about all your problems as he can obviously sort out all of them.

tbh tho this one

nostalgia brother

Quote: DragonCamo

Quote: TorchSheep

Platinum Sparx - Users we must praise day and night because they are now gods in our eyes for being around for seven years or so. All Hail, Carm and alice!

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Can we have like a Homer Sparx soon for about the lowest rank?
I think that seems appropriate.
No, no, wait, Peter Griffin, yes, lowest rank, just... just below Homer Simpson.
WAIT!
WOLFABOO. LOWEST RANK. Below Peter and Homer.

I just redid the site's layout for you, dark. Thank me later.

Screw those noobs.

where's diamond sparx

are they literally god

I see there is still no Greeble rank.

I demand a recount..

Quote: Greeble

I see there is still no Greeble rank.

I demand a recount..

That would be like worse than Rhynoc Rank.

But it wouldn't be as worse as Crash10 Rank.

*Casually brags about my attendance*

What? she/he said to do it... ; )

Quote: Crash10

Quote: Greeble

I see there is still no Greeble rank.

I demand a recount..

That would be like worse than Rhynoc Rank.

But it wouldn't be as worse as Crash10 Rank.

Nothing could ever be that bad