darkSpyro

Because REASONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs.

Oh my gosh you're right.

everyone on DS is triggered.

all the time. every day. every second.

they just don't know it yet ;)

im offended that youre offended

good for you then

nothing triggers me more than my mom.

Quote: cowpowa23

everyone on DS is triggered.

all the time. every day. every second.

they just don't know it yet

True
I get triggered when I play my DS sometimes

Why do I keep coming on here.

Quote: DS D

Why do I keep coming on here.

because every day you come home to relax but between the screaming children and frazzled wife it seems like nothing will stop moving. you want to stop moving. you cant. you take a swig of vodka and shakily set it on the side table before opening your ancient dell laptop and logging into darkSpyro.net. it keeps moving. why cant you get it to stop moving? maybe... maybe a post on the forum will free you. free your soul, if only for a little bit. you slowly type, your fingers barely tap each key as your drunken fingers seem to slip just right. they wont stop moving. you want it to stop moving. you take another swig of the vodka, and it burns as it slides down your throat. your cursor shakes over the "post reply" button. should you? should you not? the screaming and crying and movement out of the corner of your eye increases. it needs to stop. why wont it stop? hot tears well up in your eyes and slide down your cheeks. a child begins to tug on your dirty work pants, and they give way and rip. the child falls back and hits his head on the carpet and begins to cry. you begin to cry. you swing back your head and take another swig. the bottle slips from your hands and crashes against the floor. as the world slowly fades to black around you, everything stops moving. you stop moving. time stops moving. your child asks "why isnt daddy awake?" to which your wife responds "he's drinking again. leave him be." as you finally succumb to the alcohol, it all fades to black.

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Quote: DS D

Why do I keep coming on here.

because every day you come home to relax but between the screaming children and frazzled wife it seems like nothing will stop moving. you want to stop moving. you cant. you take a swig of vodka and shakily set it on the side table before opening your ancient dell laptop and logging into darkSpyro.net. it keeps moving. why cant you get it to stop moving? maybe... maybe a post on the forum will free you. free your soul, if only for a little bit. you slowly type, your fingers barely tap each key as your drunken fingers seem to slip just right. they wont stop moving. you want it to stop moving. you take another swig of the vodka, and it burns as it slides down your throat. your cursor shakes over the "post reply" button. should you? should you not? the screaming and crying and movement out of the corner of your eye increases. it needs to stop. why wont it stop? hot tears well up in your eyes and slide down your cheeks. a child begins to tug on your dirty work pants, and they give way and rip. the child falls back and hits his head on the carpet and begins to cry. you begin to cry. you swing back your head and take another swig. the bottle slips from your hands and crashes against the floor. as the world slowly fades to black around you, everything stops moving. you stop moving. time stops moving. your child asks "why isnt daddy awake?" to which your wife responds "he's drinking again. leave him be." as you finally succumb to the alcohol, it all fades to black.

This, uh..


Well, okay.

Yep.

Quote: cowpowa23

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Quote: DS D

Why do I keep coming on here.

because every day you come home to relax but between the screaming children and frazzled wife it seems like nothing will stop moving. you want to stop moving. you cant. you take a swig of vodka and shakily set it on the side table before opening your ancient dell laptop and logging into darkSpyro.net. it keeps moving. why cant you get it to stop moving? maybe... maybe a post on the forum will free you. free your soul, if only for a little bit. you slowly type, your fingers barely tap each key as your drunken fingers seem to slip just right. they wont stop moving. you want it to stop moving. you take another swig of the vodka, and it burns as it slides down your throat. your cursor shakes over the "post reply" button. should you? should you not? the screaming and crying and movement out of the corner of your eye increases. it needs to stop. why wont it stop? hot tears well up in your eyes and slide down your cheeks. a child begins to tug on your dirty work pants, and they give way and rip. the child falls back and hits his head on the carpet and begins to cry. you begin to cry. you swing back your head and take another swig. the bottle slips from your hands and crashes against the floor. as the world slowly fades to black around you, everything stops moving. you stop moving. time stops moving. your child asks "why isnt daddy awake?" to which your wife responds "he's drinking again. leave him be." as you finally succumb to the alcohol, it all fades to black.

This, uh..


Well, okay.

Yep.

my dark but realistic take on alcoholism and its toll on family life was the answer, right?

StriderSwag completely killed the mood.

personal trigger: when people conFUSE DAFFY DUCK WITH DONALD DUCK

Quote: SuperSpyroFan55

StriderSwag completely killed the mood.

im ms. moodkiller and im here to kill you(r fun times)

Quote: Carmelita Fox

personal trigger: when people conFUSE DAFFY DUCK WITH DONALD DUCK

But they're the same character. Look how similar:

CEASE WITH YOUR HEINOUS CLAIMS

Quote: Carmelita Fox

personal trigger: when people conFUSE DAFFY DUCK WITH DONALD DUCK

that's cool but why did you post a picture of scrooge mcduck

I actually am a SJW offline, but it's more since there's a lot of homophobia and transphobia where I live so I tend to get really offended to whine about it

Quote: King_PikaII

I actually am a SJW offline, but it's more since there's a lot of homophobia and transphobia where I live so I tend to get really offended to whine about it

that... thats not a thing you should tell people on the internet...

Quote: Big Green

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personal trigger: when people conFUSE DAFFY DUCK WITH DONALD DUCK

that's cool but why did you post a picture of scrooge mcduck

HOW DO YOU MIX UP A WHITE DUCK AND A BLACK DUCK

Iamnotracistipromiseonthe20blackslavesinmybasement

Quote: SoulFly

Quote: Big Green

Quote: Carmelita Fox

personal trigger: when people conFUSE DAFFY DUCK WITH DONALD DUCK

that's cool but why did you post a picture of scrooge mcduck

HOW DO YOU MIX UP A WHITE DUCK AND A BLACK DUCK

Iamnotracistipromiseonthe20blackslavesinmybasement

carm explain yourself

Quote: Carmelita Fox

personal trigger: when people conFUSE DAFFY DUCK WITH DONALD DUCK

So true, same with when people confuse Pluto with Goofy.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: King_PikaII

I actually am a SJW offline, but it's more since there's a lot of homophobia and transphobia where I live so I tend to get really offended to whine about it

that... thats not a thing you should tell people on the internet...

but like

I'm gay so I kinda feel I deserve the right to defend myself.

Maybe I'm not a "SJW" but I still act as one to defend my people. Unless you took what I said as the opposite.

That's being a cool person trying to fight for their rights though, or an activist if you do stuff related to that. Nowadays people use SJWs to mean "keyboard warriors trying to find/make up things to be offended about to feel better about themselves".

Quote: King_PikaII

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Quote: King_PikaII

I actually am a SJW offline, but it's more since there's a lot of homophobia and transphobia where I live so I tend to get really offended to whine about it

that... thats not a thing you should tell people on the internet...

but like

I'm gay so I kinda feel I deserve the right to defend myself.

Maybe I'm not a "SJW" but I still act as one to defend my people. Unless you took what I said as the opposite.

you absolutely do have that right, but modern day terminology basically says that "SJW" is synonymous with "super mega cutthroat PC that will jump on you for looking at you wrong"
i get what youre saying, im bi AND trans, but i dont associate myself with anything really related to social justice unless its absolutely needed by me
you have to pick and choose the battles you fight, and what a lot of SJWs fight for isnt worth it, at least not for right now

what im getting at here is you dont really want to associate with a stereotype, all it does is give power to those against you

Quote: Bifrost

That's being a cool person trying to fight for their rights though, or an activist if you do stuff related to that. Nowadays people use SJWs to mean "keyboard warriors trying to find/make up things to be offended about to feel better about themselves".

see, bifrost gets it

Quote: Big Green

that's cool but why did you post a picture of scrooge mcduck

Quote: Big Green

carm explain yourself

CARM IS GETTING UPSET

Quote: Carmelita Fox

Quote: Big Green

that's cool but why did you post a picture of scrooge mcduck

Quote: Big Green

carm explain yourself

CARM IS GETTING UPSET

im sorry people keep getting darkwing duck confused : (

Quote: Carmelita Fox

Quote: Big Green

that's cool but why did you post a picture of scrooge mcduck

Quote: Big Green

carm explain yourself

CARM IS GETTING UPSET

CALM THE CARM DOWN