darkSpyro

This is similar to Would You Rather. It has the same basics of answering which one you'd rather have, and then posting your own, but instead, you are choosing whether or not you push the button.
Be warned... There is always a catch!

Here's mine:

You get $500,000,000...
BUT
5 innocent children die.

Don't Press:I know how the FNAF story goes, but in case someone hasn't played it, I won't say anything.


You get as much of anything as you want
BUT
You must give at least 1 dollar for everything you get.

...Who said I was referring to FNaF?

No. I won't press it.

You get to be Jacksepticeye.
BUT
After 5 months, you will turn into LeafyIsHere.

I don't even know who any of them are, so no.

You get to be the president of the United States
BUT
You're Donald Trump.

No press

You have infinite money
BUT
Everything you touch explodes

Press. Boom.

You are immortal
BUT
Your loved ones are not.

I won't press it.
What if I'm blasted into a sun? I will be in severe pain, and I will never die.

Detroit is blown into oblivion by terrorists
BUT
You get cake

Imma press that button I don't live in Detroit and I want my cake

You become all powerful, immortal, and feel no physical pain
BUT
You must sacrifice who or what you love most

*pushes*
*nothing happens*
*realizes I have no soul and don't love anything*
*universe explodes*

You live
BUT
Every human on the planet dies

I won't push it for obvious reasons.

You become Sonic
BUT
After 3 months, you will become Metal Sonic

PUSH!!!

You get to create anyhting you want
BUT
You must sacrifice something or Someone in order to do it.

Well, the sacrifice by that phrasing can be literally anything from a piece of garbage to the last thing I created. So press.

You have everything you've ever wanted the past 10 years
BUT
Not ever anything that you'll want later

Imma press the button, why not

You become immortal, as do your loved ones
BUT
You can't eat or drink or you lose this power

Ok, I'm not pressing that.


You get a slice of cake...
BUT
After you eat it, the universe ceases to exist.

NO PUSH

You get infinite Pizza
BUT
You can only have Pistachio Ice Cream

Wait, what now?
I'm not pushing the button because it's a paradox. You get infinite pizza, but you can only get pistachio ice cream.

You get unlimited streaming...
BUT
For each video you stream, a hospital blows up.

Nah.

You become Nah
BUT
You lose all memory of your past life

Yeah sure. I'll press.


Everything in the world becomes candy
BUT
Everyone isn't healthy anymore.

That means countless people at hospitals will die. No.

You gain the abilities to create games as fast as Scott Cawthon.
BUT
Haters.

no

you get the powers of your favourite character in your game
BUT
your least favourite person gets the powers of the enemy in that said game

Nobody said that my least favorite person was interested in super villains, so I'll push it.

America is nuked a million times.
BUT
You get cake.

Yeah... no. I don't even like cake.


Donald Trump gets assassinated.
BUT
All of his followers will hunt you down.

I'm not pushing it 'cause I don't wanna kill anyone.

You get superpowers...
BUT
You must skin your pets alive. (if you don't have pets, you go and buy pets and skin them)

aw hell yeah dude.
no specifications on superpowers so my powers could literally be to make more puppies out of thin air.
or flying. flying would be cool

You press the button and you become the richest person alive
but
everyone thinks youre a virgin with a chode.

I dunno what that means so no just to be safe

You get infinite bacon
But
You can never eat pizza again

I dunno I've got very few ideas

no.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

You get infinite pizza...
BUT
You must burn all of your Skylander toys, and if you don't have any, you must burn your pets alive (if you don't have any pets, you must buy some and burn them)

Don't press, I have a fear of pizza anyways.... it's true O-O

You are rich
BUT
you must live with either the Tanners/Fullers from Full/Fuller House in their world for two years.

Quote: Alydol

Don't press, I have a fear of pizza anyways.... it's true O-O

You are rich
BUT
you must live with either the Tanners/Fullers from Full/Fuller House in their world for two years.

Press.

You can go on vacation for two years with that money, and it would still mean you live there.

You get to be SAAAANNNEESSSSS
BUT
After 5 months, you will be murdered by Chara/Frisk, and then the world will be erased.

nah

You can turn into any video game character you want
BUT
you don't get their abilities

Hmm, okay I press.
....
BUT
....

Press. What's there to lose?

SAAAAAANNEEEEESSSS
BUT
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EXO
EXOT
EXOTI
EXOTIC

B
BU
BUT
BUTT
BUTTE
BUTTER
BUTTERS

Never shall I push

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BUT
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Please stop ****posting

You get the girl/guy of your dreams
BUT
They can still leave you, and you can't have anyone else

Sell them still in box at eBay as defects. I'll get enough money off that to buy the working ones.

You get a banana...
BUT
The banana tastes like an avocado!

Throw the button out of the window...

You eat without gaining weight
BUT
your butt gains the weight and you will eventually not be able to move

You're button made no sense. You gain no weight, but your booty gains weight. Hmmmmmm????

You can teleport...
BUT
There will be a 30% chance that you will teleport to a random person's home with no clothes on.

Don't press.
I meant in your stomach.

You'll survive
BUT
All your friends died just now.

NO WAY! MEH FRIENDIES SHALL LIVE!

You get all the pizza you could ever want...
BUT
6 times a week, you must strip in public and begin dancing like a maniac.

Nah.

You save the world
BUT
You become a pineapple.

No, the world is in deep need of saving but I am not the one.

Darkspyro vanishes from the Internet
BUT
We all die with it.

Quote: Kat-Kun

You're button made no sense. You gain no weight, but your booty gains weight. Hmmmmmm????

You can teleport...
BUT
There will be a 30% chance that you will teleport to a random person's home with no clothes on.

I'll press, you can just instantly teleport away again.

Quote: Alydol

Don't press.
I meant in your stomach.

You'll survive
BUT
All your friends died just now.

I won't press, there is nothing about me dying if I don't.

Quote: FuryBeam136

Nah.

You save the world
BUT
You become a pineapple.

No, I'd prefer to remain a sentient being.

You become an all powerful being
BUT
If you abuse these powers in any way, your least favorite person in existence will receive them

I'll push it. I can make money appear out of thin air to donate to charity.

You become an all-powerful orange that everyone loves...
BUT
After a month, you will become a sour lemon that everyone hates.

No Push

You get infinite Pizza
BUT
It's all Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza(It's really good!)

What's to lose? You never said it was the ONLY thing I could eat! That's an automatic push!

You get to be Blaster-Tron...
BUT
You are only the size of a plushy, and everyone has no idea that you were [insert your name here] the whole time, even if you tell them.

*Googles*

yeah, I'm an OG looking to invest in Fe, so...........................................no

I won't press. I'm scared of heights.

You can have anything you want
BUT
You only live for one more year.