darkSpyro

I hate to contribute to the trend, but I think it's a good time. So...

qt .. .

I always pictured you as Leafy for some reason.

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I always pictured you as Leafy for some reason.

He's waaay more good-looking to me.

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hey nerds i beat you all to this trend and i demand credit now

Get outta my tread.

Modafoca

I don't have even 1/100 of Jasper muscles, unfortunately.

Okay. Crash10 is a fat, 60 year old black man named "Bob Bert". He weighs 400 lbs, and is 5.3 in height. He has never been in a madhouse like Mohammad (Aka Shagaru Magala) but however replated every grade he was ever in when he was a kid. His I.Q. is extremely low according to tests, but is indeed intelligent in other ways. He is an infamous chess player. He has won 70 times in a row. His main interest is chess. But however, he is very insecure for entirely unknown reasons. Bob currently lIves in New Massayorkafornia, which is the largest state in the Itajapausa! Bob is also one of 8 known brothers. Bob's brothers have all been put in jail for getting together and stealing a racecar owned by his cousin's friend's uncle's friend's son. Bob has a game show entitled "Bob and Buddies" where they play chess, the losers are sent through a time machine. Oh, I forgot to tell you, Bob is also an inventor. He invented the Chessmower, Boblights, CrashTVs, and The Bobmachine3000 (aka time machine). The "Bobmachine3000" is the only time machine that ever existed. It goes to a random point in time and has only been tested on a pig and the losers of the game show. But guess what? Bob always wins his own gameshow! Now, doesn't Crash10 sound like a cool guy?

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Okay. Crash10 is a fat, 60 year old black man named Bob. He weighs 400 lbs, and is 5.3 in height. He has never been in a madhouse like Mohammad (Aka Shagaru Magala) but however replated every grade he was ever in when he was a kid. His I.Q. is extremely low according to tests, but is indeed intelligent in other ways. He is an infamous chess player. He has won 70 times in a row. His main interest is chess. But however, he is very insecure for entirely unknown reasons. He currently lIves in New Massayorkafornia, which is the largest state in

okay what

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Okay. Crash10 is a fat, 60 year old black man named Bob. He weighs 400 lbs, and is 5.3 in height. He has never been in a madhouse like Mohammad (Aka Shagaru Magala) but however replated every grade he was ever in when he was a kid. His I.Q. is extremely low according to tests, but is indeed intelligent in other ways. He is an infamous chess player. He has won 70 times in a row. His main interest is chess. But however, he is very insecure for entirely unknown reasons. He currently lIves in New Massayorkafornia, which is the largest state in

woah man you can't just end on a cliff hanger like that i need to know what happens

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Okay. Crash10 is a fat, 60 year old black man named Bob. He weighs 400 lbs, and is 5.3 in height. He has never been in a madhouse like Mohammad (Aka Shagaru Magala) but however replated every grade he was ever in when he was a kid. His I.Q. is extremely low according to tests, but is indeed intelligent in other ways. He is an infamous chess player. He has won 70 times in a row. His main interest is chess. But however, he is very insecure for entirely unknown reasons. He currently lIves in New Massayorkafornia, which is the largest state in

woah man you can't just end on a cliff hanger like that i need to know what happens

its the walking dead hiatus all over again

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Okay. Crash10 is a fat, 60 year old black man named Bob. He weighs 400 lbs, and is 5.3 in height. He has never been in a madhouse like Mohammad (Aka Shagaru Magala) but however replated every grade he was ever in when he was a kid. His I.Q. is extremely low according to tests, but is indeed intelligent in other ways. He is an infamous chess player. He has won 70 times in a row. His main interest is chess. But however, he is very insecure for entirely unknown reasons. He currently lIves in New Massayorkafornia, which is the largest state in

woah man you can't just end on a cliff hanger like that i need to know what happens

its the walking dead hiatus all over again

Sorry I accidentally hit the wrong button, sorry, I finished it now.

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Okay. Crash10 is a fat, 60 year old black man named "Bob Bert". He weighs 400 lbs, and is 5.3 in height. He has never been in a madhouse like Mohammad (Aka Shagaru Magala) but however replated every grade he was ever in when he was a kid. His I.Q. is extremely low according to tests, but is indeed intelligent in other ways. He is an infamous chess player. He has won 70 times in a row. His main interest is chess. But however, he is very insecure for entirely unknown reasons. Bob currently lIves in New Massayorkafornia, which is the largest state in the Itajapausa! Bob is also one of 8 known brothers. Bob's brothers have all been put in jail for getting together and stealing a racecar owned by his cousin's friend's uncle's friend's son. Bob has a game show entitled "Bob and Buddies" where they play chess, the losers are sent through a time machine. Oh, I forgot to tell you, Bob is also an inventor. He invented the Chessmower, Boblights, CrashTVs, and The Bobmachine3000 (aka time machine). The "Bobmachine3000" is the only time machine that ever existed. It goes to a random point in time and has only been tested on a pig and the losers of the game show. But guess what? Bob always wins his own gameshow! Now, doesn't Crash10 sound like a cool guy?

yes crash10 is still cool
time machines are cool

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Okay. Crash10 is a fat, 60 year old black man named "Bob Bert". He weighs 400 lbs, and is 5.3 in height. He has never been in a madhouse like Mohammad (Aka Shagaru Magala) but however replated every grade he was ever in when he was a kid. His I.Q. is extremely low according to tests, but is indeed intelligent in other ways. He is an infamous chess player. He has won 70 times in a row. His main interest is chess. But however, he is very insecure for entirely unknown reasons. Bob currently lIves in New Massayorkafornia, which is the largest state in the Itajapausa! Bob is also one of 8 known brothers. Bob's brothers have all been put in jail for getting together and stealing a racecar owned by his cousin's friend's uncle's friend's son. Bob has a game show entitled "Bob and Buddies" where they play chess, the losers are sent through a time machine. Oh, I forgot to tell you, Bob is also an inventor. He invented the Chessmower, Boblights, CrashTVs, and The Bobmachine3000 (aka time machine). The "Bobmachine3000" is the only time machine that ever existed. It goes to a random point in time and has only been tested on a pig and the losers of the game show. But guess what? Bob always wins his own gameshow! Now, doesn't Crash10 sound like a cool guy?

D E E P L O R E

I'm going to say you look like Doctor Claw from Inspector Gadget.

No-one will ever truly know what he looks like...