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The Muffin Man topic. [CLOSED]
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#1 Posted: 07:08:07 15/10/2016 | Topic Creator
I've decided to create my own topic so that I can look back on it years from now, if I'm ever feeling depressed and suicidal and everything is going wrong in my life, and think to myself "I may be a failure and a disappointment, but at least there was that one time I had my own topic on a Spyro the Dragon message board".
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265
#2 Posted: 08:25:19 15/10/2016
Cookies are better than muffins.
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eggmans gona pop dat cherry
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#3 Posted: 09:00:15 15/10/2016 | Topic Creator
Cookies are a tool of the illuminati.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Kat-Kun Green Sparx Gems: 415
#4 Posted: 10:15:35 15/10/2016
I will use your muffin body to create the most amazing Eggs Benedict the world has ever seen!
HAVE AT YOU! *holds out razor-sharp fork*
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the waaaaaay!
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 10:15:48 15/10/2016 by Kat-Kun
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#5 Posted: 11:24:35 15/10/2016
Well I accept all sorts of baked goods in my breakfast. That came out wrong.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
hardcoreignitor Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#6 Posted: 03:00:47 16/10/2016
no one knows you anymore
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nyeheheheheh

hey lois, i’m dustah from mudda 3
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#7 Posted: 03:02:22 16/10/2016
Quote: hardcoreignitor
no one knows you anymore



But I know the muffin man, he lives on Drury Lane
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#8 Posted: 05:59:21 16/10/2016
Your muffins are stale, i want my money back.
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^ You all know it's true
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#9 Posted: 08:04:06 16/10/2016 | Topic Creator
Well you did pay for your muffins with sex. Does a refund mean we should go to my place this time?
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#10 Posted: 15:49:47 16/10/2016
Quote: Muffin Man
I've decided to create my own topic so that I can look back on it years from now, if I'm ever feeling depressed and suicidal and everything is going wrong in my life, and think to myself "I may be a failure and a disappointment, but at least there was that one time I had my own topic on a Spyro the Dragon message board".


You okay?
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#11 Posted: 08:12:07 18/10/2016 | Topic Creator
Yeah I'm cool.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#12 Posted: 19:15:56 20/10/2016
i know your wife
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