darkSpyro

granted, but you immedietly arrested for the giant sword you are holding

I wish to be Lemmy from new super mario bros wii

Granted, but every other part of your body isn't

I wish I was a Koopaling.

Granted. Mario stomps on you and kicks you into lava.

I wish for cute, friendly pooches that are very much alive, and I can pet and hug them, and they cannot be kidnapped, nor can they die, they will do whatever I say, and they know how to make good sushi, and they make it for free.

Granted. But they cannot leave your room under any circumstances.

I wish I was a more capable human being.

Wish granted. You are 1% more capable in a single area of your life.

I wish that I could get my homework done instantly.

Granted, but its all done incorrectly and your teacher grades it on accuracy.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do and a midterm tomorrow.

Granted. You're fired.

I wish for a self-solving Rubiks Cube.

Sure thing. The rubiks cube only has one colour.

I wish to be healthy '-'

Granted, everything you eat tastes like vegtables

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted

granted, but it was a wish to kill yourself, thus, you are now dead

I wish to have some to do that doesn't include pain to myself

Granted. The universe disappears because of the paradox.

I wish for a pebble.

granted, it does nuclear fission right in your face

I wish that all monsters from monster hunter have a theme as cool as the mi ru's

Granted, but you become deaf.

I wish for no homework for the rest of eternity.

Granted, you now know nothing.

I wish the Mario world and the real world existed together

Granted but it still only exists in the game.

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish for DETERMINATION.

Granted. But the DE was forgotten.

I wish that Colossal Order would reveal a few more details with their Natural Disasters dlc for Cities Skylines.

Granted, in other universe.

I wish that Mario Jump came a good game.

Granted. You aren't able to play the game.

I wish for magic turtles.

granted, they are magic in the fact that they can explode

I wish monster 5 ultimate could be revealed

Granted. It is poised to release after Half-Life 3.

I wish that Lionhead Studios made a Black and White game. Even though the company no longer exists.

Granted. The game is literally E.T. for the Atari, but in black and white colors.

I wish that my chihuahua would stop being so lazy.

Wish granted, it gets so active it's heart explodes.

I wish my parents didn't have to get divorced.

Granted. I'll give you this one with no strings attached.

I wish college didn't suck buals.

Wish granted. It sucks poop instead.

I wish I could get a CP 3000 Dragonite.

Granted. It's so powerful it explodes.

I wish that I could be a popular Youtuber that does cooking tutorials and Let's Plays.

Granted, you're so popular that you explode

I wish I didn't have so many homeworks on for next week

Edit: My grammar goes through the window when I'm tired

Granted. You don't so many homeworks on for next week that you lose all grammar abilities.
Oh, wait. You already lost them.

I wish for magical Sun Drop soda.

Granted, but it's dropped on your head with a fiery smash and it kills you.

I wish for clothes to not be expensive sometimes.

Granted, they are expensive ALL THE TIME!

I wish Cancer would dissapear

Wish granted, but it's the constellation, not the disease.

I wish for world hunger to end.

Granted.
What, what did you say? You want Hungary to end? Oh, ok. I can do that!


I wish for better internet connection.

Granted, but you no longer have access.

I wish for fall to stay here forever.

Granted, but I can't think of a creative way to corrupt that so you die.

I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Granted. You are so good that everyone gets jealous and murders you.

I wish for cute pooches that cannot be corrupted in any way possible.

Granted, but I mishear it as peaches

I wish for no one to ever be bored, and that includes me

Granted, everyone gets annoyingly hyper

I wish I could eat a soul

Granted, a gingers... Oh wait

I wish for sushi

Granted. I Don't have the heart to corrupt that wish because of how many times I've gotten bad sushi through that wish

I Wish for perfectly tasty and edible sushi

Granted. You die when you eat it

I wish for something that exists

Granted! Unfortunately a non-lethal but still damaging dose of thallium was slipped in prior to you eating it.... How painful.

I wish for a large house secluded in a beautiful forest retreat.

Granted. The house is made of dirty socks.

I wish for Blaster-Tron.

Granted, but you realize that he's very hard to befriend.

I wish for Corrin to be my best friend

Wish granted, He kills you.


I wish that The diesese Cancer disapeared.

Granted. I will give you this one with no strings attached.

I wish for easy-to-befriend Blaster-Tron.

I believe I was a ninja, yey~

Anyway, granted, but he malfunctions

I wish Corrin was my best friend~

Quote: Kat-Kun

Granted. I will give you this one with no strings attached.

I wish for easy-to-befriend Blaster-Tron.

uhhhhhhh what?


Also Furybeam, you do, but he kills all of your other friends.

I wish The Disease Cancer dissapeared

Granted. I will give you this one with no strings attached. (that means there is no corruption in it)

I wish for kittens.

Granted, they kill you with their cuteness

I wish this wish never existed