darkSpyro

I wrote a creepypasta about Larry:
There was once this old bald dude who thought he already died and said he had a fourteen year old sister. He was so weird. Everyone on Darkspyro feared this dude named "Larry J. Maux". Larry was mentally ill. Everyone at that one store agreed. He buys chicken nuggets, gold fish, cat food, ice cream, sugar, and all junk that he puts in a sandwich and eats. One day Big Green was working at Walmart, Larry opened his mouth to talk and a skeleton popped out!

And here is the pic to accompany this spoopy creepypasta:

The pic is just 2spooky 2SPOOKY!

i rly hate people who make changes to their orders AFTER the goddamn transaction

Quote: Drawdler

Now that we know what he looks like, someone must draw Larry fanart

We need Larry fanart!

I would but we only have a back picture

sorry guys i was too scared to ask him for a selfie :'(

I want him to join DarkSpyro

Quote: 84skylanderdude

I want him to join DarkSpyro

We already had bimle here!

Quote: Alydol

I wrote a creepypasta about Larry:
There was once this old bald dude who thought he already died and said he had a fourteen year old sister. He was so weird. Everyone on Darkspyro feared this dude named "Larry J. Maux". Larry was mentally ill. Everyone at that one store agreed. He buys chicken nuggets, gold fish, cat food, ice cream, sugar, and all junk that he puts in a sandwich and eats. One day Big Green was working at Walmart, Larry opened his mouth to talk and a skeleton popped out!

And here is the pic to accompany this spoopy creepypasta:

The pic is just 2spooky 2SPOOKY!

#2spoopy4me

Quote: Alydol

I wrote a creepypasta about Larry:
There was once this old bald dude who thought he already died and said he had a fourteen year old sister. He was so weird. Everyone on Darkspyro feared this dude named "Larry J. Maux". Larry was mentally ill. Everyone at that one store agreed. He buys chicken nuggets, gold fish, cat food, ice cream, sugar, and all junk that he puts in a sandwich and eats. One day Big Green was working at Walmart, Larry opened his mouth to talk and a skeleton popped out!

And here is the pic to accompany this spoopy creepypasta:

The pic is just 2spooky 2SPOOKY!

this is pretty well canon to real life

larry must be protected

Quote: Big Green

Quote: Alydol

I wrote a creepypasta about Larry:
There was once this old bald dude who thought he already died and said he had a fourteen year old sister. He was so weird. Everyone on Darkspyro feared this dude named "Larry J. Maux". Larry was mentally ill. Everyone at that one store agreed. He buys chicken nuggets, gold fish, cat food, ice cream, sugar, and all junk that he puts in a sandwich and eats. One day Big Green was working at Walmart, Larry opened his mouth to talk and a skeleton popped out!

And here is the pic to accompany this spoopy creepypasta:

The pic is just 2spooky 2SPOOKY!

this is pretty well canon to real life

Really? Skeletons pop out of his mouth? Well from your posts about Larry... similar things to skeletons do come out of his mouth.

Quote: Alydol

Quote: Big Green

Quote: Alydol

I wrote a creepypasta about Larry:
There was once this old bald dude who thought he already died and said he had a fourteen year old sister. He was so weird. Everyone on Darkspyro feared this dude named "Larry J. Maux". Larry was mentally ill. Everyone at that one store agreed. He buys chicken nuggets, gold fish, cat food, ice cream, sugar, and all junk that he puts in a sandwich and eats. One day Big Green was working at Walmart, Larry opened his mouth to talk and a skeleton popped out!

And here is the pic to accompany this spoopy creepypasta:

The pic is just 2spooky 2SPOOKY!

this is pretty well canon to real life

Really? Skeletons pop out of his mouth? Well from your posts about Larry... similar things to skeletons do come out of his mouth.

It'll happen eventually at this rate. Or he'll stab me. I think he's probably just a strange, but lonely old man but at the same time if he stabbed me I'd feel disappointed but not surprised.

I have a couple non-Larry stories I'll share in here later.

*claps* LARRY GOOD SIR, YOU DESERVE A GOLD STAR.

Big Green, next time you see him, tell him to join DarkSpyro. He'll be loved here

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Big Green, next time you see him, tell him to join DarkSpyro. He'll be loved here

He'd become the species known as the "Nutcase" the scientific name is "Nutty Nutjobus"

Quote: Drawdler

Quickly! Someone make an alt with the username "Captain Cocaine"!

Sadly that would be banned

Quote: Alydol

Quote: Drawdler

Quickly! Someone make an alt with the username "Captain Cocaine"!

Sadly that would be banned

Idk, I mean there's someone with the name "Pop Jizz69"

Quote: 84skylanderdude

Quote: Alydol

Quote: Drawdler

Quickly! Someone make an alt with the username "Captain Cocaine"!

Sadly that would be banned

Idk, I mean there's someone with the name "Pop Jizz69"

if anyone does this i will personally suspend them myself

What about a "Five Nights at Larry the Lunatic's" video game?

This is the cover art:

Idk if Larry even has internet, I like to imagine he lives in a secluded cabin in a dark part of the woods and goes fishing and watches wrestling all day. And it's probably his respawn point when he dies too.

Quote: Big Green

Idk if Larry even has internet, I like to imagine he lives in a secluded cabin in a dark part of the woods and goes fishing and watches wrestling all day. And it's probably his respawn point when he dies too.

I'd put this in my guestbook but I don't collect guest book quotes.

I'd so draw fanart of that if I knew what his face looked like.

Quote: Drawdler

My headcanon is that Larry has the same face as Handsome Squidward.

Going to have to shoot that down, he looks like he diddles children in his spare time

i love it. day made

anyone else can do fanart if you want, i would tell you what his face is like but honestly just draw a stereotypical sex offender mugshot and you probably got it

Are there any more stories about larry? Plus can we make a Larry advice animal meme? Take a pic of the dude and turn him into the next viral meme!

-kid comes up and steals a large cup(THATS 32 ****ING OUNCES) for soda, parents dont even ****ing blink.
-SAME parents let toddler play in the ketchup, it gets everywhere.
-friends let their...autisitc brother order, i can barely understand him, they got mad at me because i gave him the wrong size.
-woman who didn't speak English got pissed because i missed something (EVEN THOUGH I WENT THROUGH THE ORDER LIKE 5 TIMES)


i hate sundays :,,,,,,,)

Quote: parisruelz12

-kid comes up and steals a large cup(THATS 32 ****ING OUNCES) for soda, parents dont even ****ing blink.
-SAME parents let toddler play in the ketchup, it gets everywhere.
-friends let their...autisitc brother order, i can barely understand him, they got mad at me because i gave him the wrong size.
-woman who didn't speak English got pissed because i missed something (EVEN THOUGH I WENT THROUGH THE ORDER LIKE 5 TIMES)


i hate sundays :,,,,,,,)

Did you take a picture of the toddler playing in the ketchup? Cuz I'd like to see that!

Fine users of darkSpyro, I saw Larry today and was feeling ballsy I guess. I got him to agree to take a picture. I will post it when I get home so stay tuned.

Quote: Big Green

Fine users of darkSpyro, I saw Larry today and was feeling ballsy I guess. I got him to agree to take a picture. I will post it when I get home so stay tuned.

this is it
the day we've been waiting for

Is this really it? I guess the day has finally come.

OK I felt kinda bad about posting his pic on here but I'm still kind of an asshole so I might PM it to whoever.

Anyway, he came in today and talked about how he's dead and aged well and stuff, and about wrestling. IDK enough about wrestling to really follow what he was on about.

dicks out for larry

If you don't want it on here can you PM it to me then?

PM please, I need to see the guy.

Pm me for Larry please.

PM, please.

OK gonna send the PMs lol sorry I'm kinda late

Oh my gosh, he's so sexy. IS he still allowed to marry, even though he's in this infinite loop where he...stays...50?

Not sure, when I talked to him he asked me once more what my husband does, and I told him for like the 4th time I'm not married. He said to not do it. He also said being dead is difficult and kinda got up in my face a little bit.

I have some non-Larry stories I'll prob post later.

Quote: parisruelz12

-kid comes up and steals a large cup(THATS 32 ****ING OUNCES) for soda, parents dont even ****ing blink.
-SAME parents let toddler play in the ketchup, it gets everywhere.
-friends let their...autisitc brother order, i can barely understand him, they got mad at me because i gave him the wrong size.
-woman who didn't speak English got pissed because i missed something (EVEN THOUGH I WENT THROUGH THE ORDER LIKE 5 TIMES)


i hate sundays :,,,,,,,)

Keep protecting the burger king, mod friend.

you are a knight now.

I saw Larry again today, he just went to customer service and was up there for a while. Probably buying lottery tickets. He shaved the back of his head so I didn't recognize him at first.

I have a secondhand Larry story from a new employee. She said on her first day she was at the register alone after training, Larry came through her line. I kinda knew her before she started working so she had heard some Larry stories before. Anyway, she asked him if plastic is okay and he replied with "Plastic plastic plastic plastic plastic plastic plastic.... I'm made of plastic, you know." I think that was all she told me but this is vital information because we now know he is made of plastic.