darkSpyro

Granted, but he runs away and you never see him again.

I wish for a wishing wish that wishes for wishes that wish for a wishing wish that wishes for wishes that wish for a wishing wish, so on and so forth.

Wish granted, but they are all bad wishes.

I wish I had a Chandilure.

I assume you mean a chandelier:
Granted. It falls off the ceiling and hits you in the head, giving you brain damage.

I wish I had a tasty bag of gummy bears, and the gummy bears create a aura that prevents the wish from being corrupted.

Granted, but the gummy bears don't put up the aura until after they have been digested. But after they have been digested they are no longer gummy bears so this renders their ability completely obsolete.

I wish for no one being able to post after this post.

Wish granted, no one, including you can post here

I wish to become any pokemon other than goldeen or magikarp

Also kat-Kun, Chandilure is a pokemon

I don't play Pokémon, so I don't know much about it.

Granted. You become a extremely weak Pikachu that only does 0.0000.0000.1 damage.

I wish for a pair of razor-sharp stainless steel scissors.

Granted, they slash through your jugular.

I wish for some U.S. currency.

Sorry for commenting again even though I just wished, but...
The heck is a jugular?

Granted. The dollars are ripped in half and the coins are bent beyond repair.
I wish for manga.

granted, he eats you

I wish to not be bored and not die

Quote: Shagaru Magala

granted, he eats you

I wish to not be bored and not die

SORRY for doing it again, but what?
What?
WHAT.
Manga... Are japanese comic books... Not animals...

Granted. You're getting older and older as you begin deteriorating at an alarming rate, and you never die, although you're currently screaming in pain.
I wish for pepperoni.

Wish Granted, it's passed it's expiration date

I wish I could play Five Nights at Freddy's

Granted. (Oooh, what does this imply?)

I wish I had university level maths skill for the six year degree I am doing for UK's Open University Natural Sciences course.

granted, you die from your brain expanding

I wish for infinite non-corrupted tortoises

Wish Granted, but they are all dead

I wish for invisability

granted, you get invisabilitiy, not invisibility, but invisability

I wish for this with to not get corrupted

Granted, but now he desperately wants to live in the wild and is willing to break windows and walls to do so.
EDIT: Ninja'd

I wish for more good music

Granted. You're speakers/headset/earphones/etc break every time you try to listen to it.

I wish for the ability to create energy blasts from meh hands.

Wish granted, you constantly create energy blasts from your hands.

I wish that my next wish can't be corrupted

Wish granted, but the universe implodes from the paradox that ensues.

I wish that I had telekinesis.

Granted. You cannot control it and pop the nearest person's brain.

I wish for some extra-buttered popcorn.

Granted. It now have 20x the normal butter amount.

I wish that the human race could start colonising the solar system this century.

Granted, but they're too incompetent and wind up driving themselves to near extinction.
....Wait, how is that a bad thing?

I wish I could make people see things from my point of view.

Granted, but now everyone is you.

I wish Mass Effect Andromeda has Quarians in it.

Wish granted. Your dog blinds you with his cuteness.

Quote: icedragon333

Granted, but now everyone is you.

I wish Mass Effect Andromeda has Quarians in it.

Quote: StormDragon21

Wish granted. Your dog blinds you with his cuteness.

Try again.

Quote: icedragon333

Granted. It now have 20x the normal butter amount.

I wish that the human race could start colonising the solar system this century.

OHHH HOW IS THAT A BAD THING...?!
OHHH YASSSS!

I wish for psychic abilities.

Granted, but your mind can't handle the powers and it implodes.

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted and that I had it completely under control.

Granted, but random objects and people teleport with you.


I wish I could detect scents on things that normally don't have scent.

Granted, but most of them are pretty bad, and normal smells become overpowering.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. Here's a plane ticket.

I wish Zoroark had a mega evolution or Z move.

Granted. The Zoroark's Mega Evolution turns it into a Chihuahua.

I wish I could poop at will whenever I wanted, and control it like a boss.

Wish granted, but you can't control how much poop you poop out.

I wish for 60 dollars.

Granted, but you spend it something useless that you can't find any use for.

I wish I could fly on my own

Granted, you are now a plane pilot.


I wish for tiny trees

Granted, they're fake.

I wish for wings

Granted. They're itty bitty insect wings.

I wish for cute, friendly pooches that I can hug and pet.

Granted, but they're dead.

I wish for some cash money.

Granted, but it's stolen from you.

I wish for wings I could use to fly

Wish granted, but you fly too close to the sun and they burn up, sending you falling into the Pacific Ocean.

I wish to never get any diseases ever again.

Granted, but everyone else is eternally sick.

I wish for the ability to wield the force.

Granted. You are able to use the force of impact to knock things over with your hand upon contact via physics, like you were always able to do.

I wish for cute, friendly pooches that are very much alive, and I can pet and hug them.

Granted, but they're kidnapped within seconds.

Hey, I'm like a second Icarus! Why I find that awesome I'll never know!

I wish I could become a dragon at will

wish granted, but no one else can see them


I wish to STOP CANCER!!!!

Granted, but then you die of it ironically

I wish I could become a dragon at will

Granted. You become a tiny lizard that can only spew itty-bitty sparks out of it's mouth.

I wish for I wish for cute, friendly pooches that are very much alive, and I can pet and hug them, and they cannot be kidnapped, nor can they die.

Granted, they're so friendly you can't get off your couch.

I wish to become a majestic dragon

Granted. You are a statue of a dragon.

I wish for cute, friendly pooches that are very much alive, and I can pet and hug them, and they cannot be kidnapped, nor can they die, they will do whatever I say, and they even know how to play the electric guitar like pros.

Granted, but their electric guitar playing costs you a ton of money

I wish to become Corrin

Granted, but I don't know what that is, so you just get a birthmark shaped like a star that says "joe"

I wish to be my more strange Corrin version thing