On a cold Winter's night, Krankcase and Wolfgang sit in a busy sports bar at a booth. Krankcase has a small cup of tea and a sandwhich. Wolfgang, on the other hand, is drinking his fifth glass of soda and devouring a whole plate of hamburgers. Krankcase doesn't seem to be touching his food, and is looking off on the distance, while Wolfgang is watching a football game on a large flat screen TV. It was another one of their nights out on the town, hanging out at their favorite place. On the TV screen, a football team scores a touchdown, and everyone if the bar stands up and cheers - except for Krankcase, who is still blankly staring off into the distance. Once Wolfgang sat back down, he finally noticed that something was up with his friend.
Hey Kranky, what's up?Krankcase didn't notice that Wolfgang was talking to him.
Krankcase! What's wrong?!Krankcase still didn't notice him. Wolfgang then slams his fist on the table, making a loud noise and causing the entire booth to shake. Krankcase jumps, almost falls out of his seat, gains an upright position, and turns to Wolfgang.
Hey! What was that for?! You've been staring into space and silent for almost 10 minutes! You haven't touched your food and you've been ignoring me! What's wrong with you?! It's nothing...well, it's just that there's a really pretty lady over there, that's all. Where?! Don't look too quickly, but over by the bar. Wolfgang, of course, turns his head sharply, until he spies a Frost Elf sitting alone on a stool.
(Pointing at her) Who, that one? Jeez Wolfgang, quiet down! Yeah, that one. Yeah, she is kinda hot... Hey, let me remind you that you are already in a relationship, mister! The Queen would NOT appreciate you flirting with another girl! Do you want to get yourself turned into a golden statue forever? Yeah, yeah. So, you gonna talk to her? What?! No! Do you have any idea how embarrassing it would be if I stuttered when I spoke to her, or if she didn't like me, or if I tripped on my way over, or - I'm going to stop you there, buddy. You worry way too much about everything. Spending all that time alone in your lab has really got to you, huh? If I were like you, I wouldn't have once ruled an entire empire in the future, and I wouldn't be dating the Queen. You've gotta learn to live and take life by the horns, y'know? If you don't, you'll spend the rest of your life alone, and do you want that? So just go talk to her already! I will not! Too many things could go wrong! If you don't do it, then I'll set you up. Goodness gracious, that's the worst thing that could happen! No way! Talk to her or I'll do it. You wouldn't!Wolfgang then stands up from his seat and smiles.
Oh, I will. It's for your own good, Kranky. Krankcase crosses his arms and pouts for a bit, but then with a groan stands up.
Fine, I'll do it, but if something goes wrong, then it's all your fault. And if things go REALLY wrong, I'm expecting you to save my butt. If this goes well, you'll be thanking me. But whether this goes well or not is still in question, and I believe it won't. Stop talking to me and start taking to her! Okay, but this is against my will! Go get 'em, buddy!Krankcase then walks towards the Frost Elf and then stops and looks at Wolfgang nervously. His best friend flashes him a thumbs up. Krankcase takes a deep breath, and moves forward. He grabs a bar stool next to her. During this, Wolfgang was devouring Krankcase's sandwich while also slurping up a soda and picking up another burger from his plate. However, he was still watching the scene intensely. Krankcase finally gathers up to speak.
H-hi! I'm Dr. S-S-Stanford W-W-W-Winston Krankcase. Can I interest you on buying you a d-d-drink? TO BE CONTINUED
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