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Captain Cluck's Official Blog
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#51 Posted: 21:54:10 01/11/2015 | Topic Creator
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Don't worry Cluck think about how your business is still open and successful and you still have customer.....yikes i'm hunger could use some spicy wings got any? *pulls out money


Yes, as a matter of a fact, I DO have spicy wings! Would you like them with or without bones?


Without bones please thank you! *Gives gold


Thank you for your order! Please come again!

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I'm sending Free Ranger, Jet Vac, Hoot Loop, Sonic Boom, Sunburn, and Stormblade to come steal all your chicken.


Ha! Try me! Just you wait! Your meddling Skylanders have something coming to 'em alright!
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night bomb guy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1538
#52 Posted: 21:24:36 28/02/2016
Yeah. Rattle Shake creamed you 2 times, soooooo... U R DED! ELITE TEAM, ATTACK!

smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#53 Posted: 22:36:08 28/02/2016 | Topic Creator
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Yeah. Rattle Shake creamed you 2 times, soooooo... U R DED! ELITE TEAM, ATTACK!

smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie smilie


YOU CAN'T KILL MY BRILLIANCE, FOOL!
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JayjeA Blue Sparx Gems: 636
#54 Posted: 16:16:10 09/03/2016
Captain Cluck why are you so evil? Is it due to your stunted wings? And, follow up questions, did the other chickens pick on you because of it? Which in turn made you evil? I MUST KNOW SIR!!
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#55 Posted: 18:26:06 09/03/2016
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Captain Cluck why are you so evil? Is it due to your stunted wings? And, follow up questions, did the other chickens pick on you because of it? Which in turn made you evil? I MUST KNOW SIR!!



Yes, is it because of your small wings? ...Or perhaps another part of you body?... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#56 Posted: 23:52:18 09/03/2016 | Topic Creator
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Captain Cluck why are you so evil? Is it due to your stunted wings? And, follow up questions, did the other chickens pick on you because of it? Which in turn made you evil? I MUST KNOW SIR!!


Hey! There's nothing wrong with my wings, are there?! Mother always told me it was normal for the wings of us chickens to be tiny...

And, to answer your question, I simply turned evil because of one reason: I want to rule over the Skylands and treat it as my own playground, where us villains can do whatever we want! I would sit triumphantly on the throne of power as their ultimate ruler, and no one would ever tease me for my size ever again!

Hope that answered your question.
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night bomb guy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1538
#57 Posted: 16:27:02 24/03/2016
Cloud: Hey, Cluck. I was sent here to KILL YOU! *uses omnislash*
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#58 Posted: 20:46:23 24/03/2016 | Topic Creator
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Cloud: Hey, Cluck. I was sent here to KILL YOU! *uses omnislash*


*Dodges*

Not today, fool!

NOW TASTE THIS!

*Launches an exploding egg right into Cloud's face.*
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night bomb guy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1538
#59 Posted: 23:12:56 24/07/2016
Hey, Clucky. I got a lifetime supply of Diamond Chickens. They are much more tasty than the chickens you use. They even lay Diamonds! It costs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Gold!
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#60 Posted: 01:10:50 25/07/2016 | Topic Creator
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Hey, Clucky. I got a lifetime supply of Diamond Chickens. They are much more tasty than the chickens you use. They even lay Diamonds! It costs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Gold!


Ooooh! Sounds like a deal!
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Luminous35 Gold Sparx Gems: 2457
#61 Posted: 02:52:44 25/07/2016
Hello Cluck, it's your old villianous friend Luminous. How come you didn't accept Eon's request to become a Sensei.... I don't know why he would choose you over any other bird...
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smilie smilie Professor Jet-Vac? I don’t feel so good. smilie smilie
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#62 Posted: 03:10:21 25/07/2016 | Topic Creator
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Hello Cluck, it's your old villianous friend Luminous. How come you didn't accept Eon's request to become a Sensei.... I don't know why he would choose you over any other bird...


Hey there, Luminous! I didn't get any request...
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Luminous35 Gold Sparx Gems: 2457
#63 Posted: 20:36:42 25/07/2016
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Hello Cluck, it's your old villianous friend Luminous. How come you didn't accept Eon's request to become a Sensei.... I don't know why he would choose you over any other bird...


Hey there, Luminous! I didn't get any request...



W-What? Well, glad he didn't! Goodbye!

OOC: Why is this still going on smilie
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smilie smilie STARCAST FOR PRESIDENT OF MY SEXUALITY smilie smilie
smilie smilie Professor Jet-Vac? I don’t feel so good. smilie smilie
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#64 Posted: 21:41:39 25/07/2016 | Topic Creator
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Hello Cluck, it's your old villianous friend Luminous. How come you didn't accept Eon's request to become a Sensei.... I don't know why he would choose you over any other bird...


Hey there, Luminous! I didn't get any request...



W-What? Well, glad he didn't! Goodbye!

OOC: Why is this still going on smilie


Goodbye...!
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night bomb guy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1538
#65 Posted: 17:31:29 26/07/2016
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Hey, Clucky. I got a lifetime supply of Diamond Chickens. They are much more tasty than the chickens you use. They even lay Diamonds! It costs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Gold!


Ooooh! Sounds like a deal!



Ok, then! The Diamond Chickens will also keep out intruders! Here are the chickens! Now, you need to pay me the money.
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#66 Posted: 01:29:36 27/07/2016 | Topic Creator
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Hey, Clucky. I got a lifetime supply of Diamond Chickens. They are much more tasty than the chickens you use. They even lay Diamonds! It costs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Gold!


Ooooh! Sounds like a deal!



Ok, then! The Diamond Chickens will also keep out intruders! Here are the chickens! Now, you need to pay me the money.


Great!
*Gives you 55 giant sacks of coins.*
Thank you!
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DreamTeam Yellow Sparx Gems: 1503
#67 Posted: 22:46:11 27/07/2016
Someone told me that his neighbors dogs friends realtors cousins cats mailmans brother fought versus your place because it is evil? Is that just a rumor? He also said the his name was something like... Diving Lops or something
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i dont know what else to say, xox
Also i dont really care for skylanders anymore
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#68 Posted: 23:53:52 27/07/2016 | Topic Creator
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Someone told me that his neighbors dogs friends realtors cousins cats mailmans brother fought versus your place because it is evil? Is that just a rumor? He also said the his name was something like... Diving Lops or something


Uh...what?
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DreamTeam Yellow Sparx Gems: 1503
#69 Posted: 23:58:13 27/07/2016
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Someone told me that his neighbors dogs friends realtors cousins cats mailmans brother fought versus your place because it is evil? Is that just a rumor? He also said the his name was something like... Diving Lops or something


Uh...what?



Oh i think he ment dive clpos! Is dat true?
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i dont know what else to say, xox
Also i dont really care for skylanders anymore
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#70 Posted: 00:01:36 28/07/2016 | Topic Creator
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Someone told me that his neighbors dogs friends realtors cousins cats mailmans brother fought versus your place because it is evil? Is that just a rumor? He also said the his name was something like... Diving Lops or something


Uh...what?



Oh i think he ment dive clpos! Is dat true?


I don't know what you said tho
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GaiaMemories Emerald Sparx Gems: 3824
#71 Posted: 01:26:09 31/07/2016
So Cluck 2 questions.

1) Given the choice of becoming a skylander or being locked in Cloudcraker, which would you pick?

2) And how do you feel about the treason that your ninja crow cousin did by joining the skylanders?
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Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#72 Posted: 02:06:44 31/07/2016 | Topic Creator
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So Cluck 2 questions.

1) Given the choice of becoming a skylander or being locked in Cloudcraker, which would you pick?

2) And how do you feel about the treason that your ninja crow cousin did by joining the skylanders?


1. Well, I was never trapped in the first place, but I'd go to Cloudcracker if I had to choose. Those meddling Skylanders are messing with my business! Why would I join them?

2. Yes I do! Why my cousin never decided to join me in my very profitable business is something I'll never understand!
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#73 Posted: 23:56:02 02/08/2016
What kind of sodas do you have for Gulper? -Gulper
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YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#74 Posted: 17:59:46 03/08/2016 | Topic Creator
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What kind of sodas do you have for Gulper? -Gulper


Any soda, my fellow villain!
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#75 Posted: 23:16:35 03/08/2016
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What kind of sodas do you have for Gulper? -Gulper


Any soda, my fellow villain!



SODA FOR GULPER!!!
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YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#76 Posted: 23:22:52 03/08/2016 | Topic Creator
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What kind of sodas do you have for Gulper? -Gulper


Any soda, my fellow villain!



SODA FOR GULPER!!!


Yes yes! What kind would you like?
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#77 Posted: 23:37:21 03/08/2016
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Any soda, my fellow villain!



SODA FOR GULPER!!!


Yes yes! What kind would you like?



Orange Soda!!! Gulper wants to get revenge on the Skylanders!!
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YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#78 Posted: 23:38:44 03/08/2016 | Topic Creator
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SODA FOR GULPER!!!


Yes yes! What kind would you like?



Orange Soda!!! Gulper wants to get revenge on the Skylanders!!


Welp, here you go!

*Rolls a giant barrel of orange soda to you.*

That'll be 250 gold, please.
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#79 Posted: 23:46:29 03/08/2016
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Yes yes! What kind would you like?



Orange Soda!!! Gulper wants to get revenge on the Skylanders!!


Welp, here you go!

*Rolls a giant barrel of orange soda to you.*

That'll be 250 gold, please.



*takes giant bar of gold and drops it in front of Cluck*

Here you go!

*drinks soda and turns humongous*
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YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#80 Posted: 00:00:54 04/08/2016 | Topic Creator
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Orange Soda!!! Gulper wants to get revenge on the Skylanders!!


Welp, here you go!

*Rolls a giant barrel of orange soda to you.*

That'll be 250 gold, please.



*takes giant bar of gold and drops it in front of Cluck*

Here you go!

*drinks soda and turns humongous*


See you later, my giant pal! Thank you for making a purchase at Cap'n Cluck's King Size Chicken, and always remember - If it's not King Size, it's just chicken!
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#81 Posted: 00:03:27 04/08/2016
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Welp, here you go!

*Rolls a giant barrel of orange soda to you.*

That'll be 250 gold, please.



*takes giant bar of gold and drops it in front of Cluck*

Here you go!

*drinks soda and turns humongous*


See you later, my giant pal! Thank you for making a purchase at Cap'n Cluck's King Size Chicken, and always remember - If it's not King Size, it's just chicken!



Wait, before Gulper leaves, if Gulper takes down Free Ranger, can Gulper have more soda?
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YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#82 Posted: 00:09:28 04/08/2016 | Topic Creator
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*takes giant bar of gold and drops it in front of Cluck*

Here you go!

*drinks soda and turns humongous*


See you later, my giant pal! Thank you for making a purchase at Cap'n Cluck's King Size Chicken, and always remember - If it's not King Size, it's just chicken!



Wait, before Gulper leaves, if Gulper takes down Free Ranger, can Gulper have more soda?


Sure! But I must warn you...Free Ranger is almost unstoppable. If I can't stop him, then who will?
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1716
#83 Posted: 01:47:08 04/08/2016
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See you later, my giant pal! Thank you for making a purchase at Cap'n Cluck's King Size Chicken, and always remember - If it's not King Size, it's just chicken!



Wait, before Gulper leaves, if Gulper takes down Free Ranger, can Gulper have more soda?


Sure! But I must warn you...Free Ranger is almost unstoppable. If I can't stop him, then who will?



Gulper can take down tornado bird! Gulper has just enough soda to do so!
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YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#84 Posted: 02:28:14 04/08/2016 | Topic Creator
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Wait, before Gulper leaves, if Gulper takes down Free Ranger, can Gulper have more soda?


Sure! But I must warn you...Free Ranger is almost unstoppable. If I can't stop him, then who will?



Gulper can take down tornado bird! Gulper has just enough soda to do so!


We'll see...
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