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How to Make Peanut Butter Slices [CLOSED]
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#1 Posted: 00:31:28 01/08/2016 | Topic Creator
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First, you must draw a circle with a pentagram in it; placing a lit PB&J scented candle a each point of the star.

Second, you sacrifice a goat within the circle while you chant "Arachibutyrophobia, Arachic, Arachidic, Segmentum".

Third, if the two previous steps were done correctly, Baphomet will then appear before you. You will then present it with a jar of peanut butter and ask it to slice the peanut butter. Baphomet will laugh in delight as it must conjure the darkest of magic, and take your soul, to complete the task. Once the task is done, you will have sliced peanut butter.
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Dead
FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203
#2 Posted: 00:35:37 01/08/2016
Why is this a thing
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28 STAB WOUNDS!
Why am I a loser
WolvenAnakha Blue Sparx Gems: 578
#3 Posted: 00:38:57 01/08/2016
I'm going to try it!
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I'll go home now.
FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203
#4 Posted: 00:40:48 01/08/2016
Quote: WolvenAnakha
I'm going to try it!



NO DON'T!
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28 STAB WOUNDS!
Why am I a loser
WolvenAnakha Blue Sparx Gems: 578
#5 Posted: 00:45:00 01/08/2016
Quote: FuryBeam136
Quote: WolvenAnakha
I'm going to try it!



NO DON'T!


Watch me~
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I'll go home now.
FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203
#6 Posted: 00:47:15 01/08/2016
Quote: WolvenAnakha
Quote: FuryBeam136
Quote: WolvenAnakha
I'm going to try it!



NO DON'T!


Watch me~



But you SOLD your soul. Remember?
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28 STAB WOUNDS!
Why am I a loser
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#7 Posted: 00:48:04 01/08/2016
Or you could freeze peanut butter and cut it down with a butter knife to make slices
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
WolvenAnakha Blue Sparx Gems: 578
#8 Posted: 00:48:18 01/08/2016
Quote: FuryBeam136
Quote: WolvenAnakha
Quote: FuryBeam136



NO DON'T!


Watch me~



But you SOLD your soul. Remember?


It's not like I had one in the first place...
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I'll go home now.
FuryBeam136 Gold Sparx Gems: 2203
#9 Posted: 00:50:29 01/08/2016
Quote: WolvenAnakha
Quote: FuryBeam136
Quote: WolvenAnakha


Watch me~



But you SOLD your soul. Remember?


It's not like I had one in the first place...



True.
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28 STAB WOUNDS!
Why am I a loser
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#10 Posted: 00:51:36 01/08/2016
Quote: FuryBeam136
Quote: WolvenAnakha
Quote: FuryBeam136



But you SOLD your soul. Remember?


It's not like I had one in the first place...



True.



my soul disintegrated to dust and ash years ago
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 00:51:57 01/08/2016 by PwnageFTW
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