darkSpyro

As you know, Skylanders is a family-oriented game. You know, the one that everyone can play and have fun. But, did you know that, inside this family fun, there's hidden messages about hate and prejudice? Let's talk about it.

Maybe you have already realized that, but Skylands is a very prejudicial place to live. On the first game, the character Cali says that every green Chompy is a bad creature, and every purple Chompy is a good creature. You can see the problem there? Saying that someone is good or bad based on it's color is something that the real life police does.

There are more examples on how horrible this game can be for your children. On Imaginators, Jet-Vac shows clearly that he genuinely hates vultures. And, he's of a rich kingdom, showing how rich people hate the most poor ones.

But Vultures are not the only oppressed people in Skylands. Trolls have big problem dealing with that. The good ones that are trying to get a job, trying to help Skylands, are treated as villains. Even Boomer the only troll Skylander, suffers from this.

Speaking of being the only Skylander of a species, you can see that the Skylanders team themselves are prejudicial, controlling the number of characters of each species. The dragons receive advantages, for being dragons and being in bigger quantity. There's a very low number of female Skylanders compared to male ones too, showing sexism in high levels.

There's also the Cloud Kingdom, a place where everyone is a elitist who hates people that are poor compared to then. Some "like to help", but still base their toughs of people under their kingdom on prejudice.

There are other little things to show how this game is horrible. Like the presence of Crash Bandicoot, which is a character who makes fun of mentally deficient people, and the presence of Donkey Kong, who makes fun of black people.

All in all, never play Skylanders with your children. It's a game that teaches hate made by a elitist company called Activision and approved by Donald Trump. Your kids don't deserve this.

At least FNAF isn't offensive, unless you look farther into the lore, it's disturbing.

Skylanders is for degenerates.

Undertale and FNAF is cancer.

Quote: Pokemon2

Undertale and FNAF is cancer.

but you're obsessed with fnaf

One little inconsistency within the joke, purple chompies are just rare and endangered.
See good moral! Don't kill creatures that are endangered

(This doesn't mean I am back, I am still just lurking)

omfg.

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Undertale and FNAF is cancer.

but you're obsessed with fnaf

referring to the Fanbases with plenty of R34 (yuck!) and other stupid stuff that makes the fanbases cancer.

WOW! I will be banning Skylanders in my household. Can't have that unsuitable game in MY house!!!

Did you ever realize that if you convert "William Tapley" into Assyro-Babylonian Gematria it gives you the number 1575? 1575 was not only the year of the Battle of Nagashino which marks the beginning of modern warfare in Japan but also the year in which the bubonic plague decimated Venice.

Also it's EXACTLY 122 years after the fall of Fall of Constantinople and the Byzantine Empire; and if you divide 1575 by 4 and round it somewhat down you get 330: the year in which Constantine moved the seat of the Empire and established Constantinople as a new capital.

And if you divide 1575 by 7 you get 225 which is the year of birth of Tri?u Th? Trinh a female warrior in 3rd century Vietnam who fought invading chinese forces and was described as a woman "with breasts 3 th??c long" (d-cup I assume). Coincident? I don't think so.

Also if you add up the number value of William Tapley and multiply by 4 you get 666. Probably. I didn't do the math but i would be surprised if it didn't.

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One little inconsistency within the joke, purple chompies are just rare and endangered.
See good moral! Don't kill creatures that are endangered

(This doesn't mean I am back, I am still just lurking)

But they also said that the purple Chompies are the only good ones. They also called the environmental groups "pesky", by the way.

Can't believe it's actually THAT offensive!

And now it's even worse. Skylanders is in favor of drug use. Check it out:

Don't forget Hugo is naked

I love how much stuff people can shove a negative message into

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And you know the worst thing that Skylanders encourages kids to do? Actually do chores or get a job to save money and pay for a hobby they like.

I know, it's horrible.

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Quote: Chompy-King257

Quote: Pokemon2

Undertale and FNAF is cancer.

but you're obsessed with fnaf

referring to the Fanbases with plenty of R34 (yuck!) and other stupid stuff that makes the fanbases cancer.

hey man r34 is cool
look even falco likes to jack it sometimes

Quote: EmperorKaos

Don't forget Hugo is naked

Not only naked, the stole Eon's dirty laundry probably not long before he got stuck between dimensions
Most likely so he could sniff it considering everyone else draws the conclusion and decides they are no longer going to discuss it

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Quote: Pokemon2

Quote: Chompy-King257

but you're obsessed with fnaf

referring to the Fanbases with plenty of R34 (yuck!) and other stupid stuff that makes the fanbases cancer.

hey man r34 is cool
look even falco likes to jack it sometimes

I completely support this statement! I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN OVERWATCH?! ****'s beautiful.

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Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Pokemon2

referring to the Fanbases with plenty of R34 (yuck!) and other stupid stuff that makes the fanbases cancer.

hey man r34 is cool
look even falco likes to jack it sometimes

I completely support this statement! I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN OVERWATCH?! ****'s beautiful.

I don't think Falco would jack off to that

This game is pure cancer

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This game is pure cancer

They need to drink bleach.

Quote: Dark35

This game is pure cancer

We heard you the first time, Haedox.