darkSpyro

Pants with fake pockets.

Or even none at all.

I have a pair of shorts that don't have pockets... Don't know why I wear them! They are incredibly inconvenient.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF FAKE POCKETS
THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK COOL THEY JUST LOOK STUPID

I know! That is so stupid!

Fake ones are worse than none at all!

*slams fists on desk*

THANK YOU

ALL OF MY GYM SHORTS HAVE NO POCKETS ON THEM
WHEN I GO OUT FOR A WALK IT'S SO ANNOYING BECAUSE IT MEANS I GOTTA PUT MY IPOD IN MY BRA OR SOMETHING
LIKE HELL I'M TAKING A BAG WITH ME

Quote: Thunderdragon14

WHAT IS THE POINT OF FAKE POCKETS
THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK COOL THEY JUST LOOK STUPID

YOU KNOW

LIKE, SINCE WHEN ARE POCKETS SUPPOSED TO BE FASHIONABLE
THEY EXIST TO PUT **** IN

Quote: Drawdler

Quote: TheToyNerd

I have a pair of shorts that don't have pockets... Don't know why I wear them! They are incredibly inconvenient.

Because they're comfy and easy to wear!

POCKETS DON'T MAKE YOUR PANTS ANY MORE OR LESS COMFY???!!?!???!

Quote: Kitty

ALL OF MY GYM SHORTS HAVE NO POCKETS ON THEM
WHEN I GO OUT FOR A WALK IT'S SO ANNOYING BECAUSE IT MEANS I GOTTA PUT MY IPOD IN MY BRA OR SOMETHING
LIKE HELL I'M TAKING A BAG WITH ME

Quote: Thunderdragon14

WHAT IS THE POINT OF FAKE POCKETS
THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK COOL THEY JUST LOOK STUPID

YOU KNOW

LIKE, SINCE WHEN ARE POCKETS SUPPOSED TO BE FASHIONABLE
THEY EXIST TO PUT **** IN

I HAVE A PAIR OF SHORTS WHERE THEYRE ALL FAKE AND IM LIKE **** U LEMMIE PUT MY PHONE AND KEYS IN

Quote: TheToyNerd

Quote: Drawdler

Quote: TheToyNerd

I have a pair of shorts that don't have pockets... Don't know why I wear them! They are incredibly inconvenient.

Because they're comfy and easy to wear!

POCKETS DON'T MAKE YOUR PANTS ANY MORE OR LESS COMFY???!!?!???!

THATS WHAT DESIGNERS THINK

You're a tool if you wear pants with fake pockets

OKAY BUT WHY ARE THERE ALSO SHIRTS THAT HAVE FAKE POCKETS

LIKE YOU DON'T NEED SHIRT POCKETS MOST OF THE TIME SO WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT

I HAVE A PAIR OF JEANS THAT NOT ONLY HAVE FAKE POCKETS BUT

THEY HAVE FAKE POCKETS WITHIN THE FAKE POCKETS

LIKE
I DON'T UNDERSTAND?

WHO LOOKS AT PANTS AND THINKS
"WOW, NO POCKETS? THAT'S SO NOT TRENDY AND DESIGNER"

**** YOUR FAKE POCKETS
I'D RATHER THERE BE NONE AT ALL

I'LL ****ING TRY TO PUT STUFF IN THEM CONSTANTLY AND MY FINGERS WILL GET STUCK ON THE HEM WHERE THEY SEW THE FAKE POCKETS

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE

fake jean leggings with fake pockets

Quote: Kitty

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE

stahp drinkin coffee, then!

Quote: Kitty

I HAVE A PAIR OF JEANS THAT NOT ONLY HAVE FAKE POCKETS BUT

THEY HAVE FAKE POCKETS WITHIN THE FAKE POCKETS

LIKE
I DON'T UNDERSTAND?

WHO LOOKS AT PANTS AND THINKS
"WOW, NO POCKETS? THAT'S SO NOT TRENDY AND DESIGNER"

**** YOUR FAKE POCKETS
I'D RATHER THERE BE NONE AT ALL

I'LL ****ING TRY TO PUT STUFF IN THEM CONSTANTLY AND MY FINGERS WILL GET STUCK ON THE HEM WHERE THEY SEW THE FAKE POCKETS

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

BUT THAT'S JUST MORE EFFORT PUT INTO THE PANTS

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THEM FAKE IF YOU'RE PUTTING IN THE EXTRA EFFORT ANYWAYS

NONE OF THIS FAKE-POCKET-CEPTION CRAP

i think your avatar perfectly suits your posts here lol

Quote: pankakesparx456

OKAY BUT WHY ARE THERE ALSO SHIRTS THAT HAVE FAKE POCKETS

LIKE YOU DON'T NEED SHIRT POCKETS MOST OF THE TIME SO WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT

OKAY, YEAH
POCKETS ON SHIRTS IS DUMB AF

WHAT CAN YOU FIT IN IT? A ****ING PENCIL?
P L E A S E

NOT TO MENTION, IT'S UGLY
SO WHY WOULD YOU WANT IT ON THERE AS A FASHION STATEMENT


Quote: Thunderdragon14

fake jean leggings with fake pockets

GIRL, DON'T GET ME STARTED

FROM A MILE AWAY PEOPLE CAN TELL YOU'RE WEARING FAKE ASS LEGGINGS THAT HAVE A JEAN PRINT
IT'S STUPID LOOKING
IF YOU WANT TO WEAR LEGGINGS, WEAR LEGGINGS,
IF YOU WANT TO WEAR JEANS, WEAR JEANS

DON'T TRY TO MAKE BOTH WORK

Quote: Drawdler

DRINK MORE COFFEE

I'VE ALREADY HAD FOUR CUPS TODAY

I HAVE WORK EARLY IN THE MORNING ****

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i think your avatar perfectly suits your posts here lol

IT'S FOR MONEY REASONS SILLY

Quote: Kitty

Quote: pankakesparx456

OKAY BUT WHY ARE THERE ALSO SHIRTS THAT HAVE FAKE POCKETS

LIKE YOU DON'T NEED SHIRT POCKETS MOST OF THE TIME SO WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT

OKAY, YEAH
POCKETS ON SHIRTS IS DUMB AF

WHAT CAN YOU FIT IN IT? A ****ING PENCIL?
P L E A S E

NOT TO MENTION, IT'S UGLY
SO WHY WOULD YOU WANT IT ON THERE AS A FASHION STATEMENT

REALLY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO PUT PENS IN THERE

LIKE ARE YOU GOING TO BUY A CHECKERED SHIRT AND PENS JUST TO MAKE A STATEMENT

EVEN IF THOSE WERE REAL POCKETS WHY ARE YOU GOING TO PUT PENS IN THERE

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Quote: pankakesparx456

Quote: Kitty

Quote: pankakesparx456

OKAY BUT WHY ARE THERE ALSO SHIRTS THAT HAVE FAKE POCKETS

LIKE YOU DON'T NEED SHIRT POCKETS MOST OF THE TIME SO WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT

OKAY, YEAH
POCKETS ON SHIRTS IS DUMB AF

WHAT CAN YOU FIT IN IT? A ****ING PENCIL?
P L E A S E

NOT TO MENTION, IT'S UGLY
SO WHY WOULD YOU WANT IT ON THERE AS A FASHION STATEMENT

REALLY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO PUT PENS IN THERE

LIKE ARE YOU GOING TO BUY A CHECKERED SHIRT AND PENS JUST TO MAKE A STATEMENT

EVEN IF THOSE WERE REAL POCKETS WHY ARE YOU GOING TO PUT PENS IN THERE

IF YOU NEED PENS YOU'RE GONNA CARRY AROUND A BAG OR SOMETHING CAUSE YOU'LL BE AT WORK OR SOMETHING
LIKE, YOU DON'T NEED PENS THE WAY YOU NEED A PHONE

IT'S NOT PRACTICAL, AND, AGAIN
IT LOOKS STUPID

Quote: Kitty

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wait so then why do they do it to guys too

i mean do they think we're going to buy knapsacks or something

i agree completely

another terrible thing, its not as terrible but its still awful; pants/shorts with pockets but theyre too small to actually put anything in without them sticking out and possibly falling out

OKAY IF WE ARE ALL YELLING HERE I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS
I FIGURED OUT A FEW DAYS AGO THAT MY FAVORITE DRESS HAS HIDDEN POCKETS

THERE'S HOPE

Quote: Bumblebunnii

OKAY IF WE ARE ALL YELLING HERE I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS
I FIGURED OUT A FEW DAYS AGO THAT MY FAVORITE DRESS HAS HIDDEN POCKETS

THERE'S HOPE

Woot! Hidden pockets FTW!

Quote: Drawdler

Quote: TheToyNerd

I have a pair of shorts that don't have pockets... Don't know why I wear them! They are incredibly inconvenient.

Because they're comfy and easy to wear!

HOI I LEIK SHORTS! THEYRE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!!!!

Quote: Bumblebunnii

OKAY IF WE ARE ALL YELLING HERE I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS
I FIGURED OUT A FEW DAYS AGO THAT MY FAVORITE DRESS HAS HIDDEN POCKETS

THERE'S HOPE

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

Quote: Drawdler

Quote: Kitty

Quote: pankakesparx456

REALLY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO PUT PENS IN THERE

LIKE ARE YOU GOING TO BUY A CHECKERED SHIRT AND PENS JUST TO MAKE A STATEMENT

EVEN IF THOSE WERE REAL POCKETS WHY ARE YOU GOING TO PUT PENS IN THERE

IF YOU NEED PENS YOU'RE GONNA CARRY AROUND A BAG OR SOMETHING CAUSE YOU'LL BE AT WORK OR SOMETHING
LIKE, YOU DON'T NEED PENS THE WAY YOU NEED A PHONE

IT'S NOT PRACTICAL, AND, AGAIN
IT LOOKS STUPID

excuse me as an artiste i love carrying around a tiny-ass lined notebook with horrible generic pens in a shirt pocket and looking like a square because of it

I don't know how adding a notebook to your pocket can change your body shape. Are you referring to the unsightly bulge that it creates?

When ever I buy jeans, I always check to make sure the pockets are deep enough to actually use.

Fake pockets are a flat out scam.

whomever uses fake pocket jeans is a hethern

me.

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