darkSpyro

OOC: I keep getting the feeling that I'm writing Zoo Lou as a gary-stu. Trying to give him some character flaws by making him somewhat shy of the other team.

Sonic Boom was enjoying the view from her spot, wanting to take a long rest after that last particularly difficult challenge. She wondered if Dark was still keen on a date, but it was better if he made the first move. She didn't want to give the wrong impression that it was her looking for him.

Hey Sonic Boom

((Wait, did you say NEXT SEASON?!))

Hey, at the end, we're all Skylanders. Maybe Skylanders that will hate each other's guts for the rest of our lives.

Luminous
(Day 7: Brawl of Bashfulness)

*floats down in front of cabins at 7:30 AM* *blows MLG airhorn* Wake up, masculines and feminines! Today is your lucky day to be a Skylander, if you know what I mean - which you don’t, heh heh! I’m sure you’re anxious to find out what the Hugo I’m talking about, so head along and go resolve your morning munchies!

~45 Minutes Later~

Well, well, well! Now, I can finally tell you what’s going down! The FCC has given me permission to do a destruction derby, only you are the vehicle! That’s right, for one challenge only, you will be able to use all of your Skylanders powers to perform in an all-out brawl against the opposing team! I sound quite like a monster truck derby announcer right now, don’t I?! Well, I shall be! *puts on fake trucker mustache* Muhahaha! Ah, mustaches. *strokes fake mustache happily* But, I’m not going to administrate this battle royale! That is why I have invited someone with experience to this competition! My hippies, welcome Bash!

Bash

Hello, contests! Unfortunately, if I have a strange English, I did not speak for a long time. Welcome to our battle royale! I will be your reviewer challenge, because I have a lot of experience in the last battle, like all of you. To begin with, everyone should get involved in this circle. *point to white, outlined circle in the middle of the campgrounds* It is 50 meters in diameter, so that should give you enough room to fight. If you get out of line, you're out. Further off, the base of this defense is gear. *hands everybody protective gear* Chompies’ gear yellow, and Greebles' gear purple. As you can see, there is a small circle on the three areas of the march: for both elbows, and in the middle of the chest. For the four-legged, two weak spots elbows to the back of the front legs. The whole point of the game is to hit all three vulnerabilities on the other fighter, which will be eliminating them. When a weak point hit, it lights up until all three vulnerabilities affected. After all three have suffered this will siren, which means that you are out. After all the team members in the team come out, the other team wins. Simple enough! So stay in the circle, and protect your weaknesses. Well, all spread out in a circle. *waits for everybody to stand spread-out inside of the circle* aaand... commence!

OOC: The battle royale has begun! Remember the rules, and good luck!

OOC: Yes, StormDragon21, I plan on having a second season... which will be very improved.

Ooh, a powers challenge.

OOC: I call dibs being on next season! No though, unless you guys like her.

Sounds fun, it would of been cool if Whirl Wind stayed though, imagine a cloud or a rainbow on the vehicle. *she chuckles at the thought.* Anyways, Dark Spyro, you and Spyro have the same powers, correct? Maybe you two could combine each others flames and make a design?

Our powers are actually somewhat different.

How so? Because if the flame seems more purple, the orange flames would make a really cool design.... *She imagines what the vehicle looks like.*

OOC: Eevee88, the contestants may or may not be Cores next season.

Bash

*rolls onto field to Flashwing* Uh, hello, Flashwing. Wings seem ... very cute. *looks away shyly*

OOC: Exciting! I still call dibs on being two contestants.

I use lightning instead of fire and I have pure darkness blasts.

OOC: It's a reference to the 3DS version of Spyro's Adventure

OOC: Yup, I have that game, so I knew what you were talking about!

Lightning and fire... Perfect! And we could add bones to the idea... Drobot and Torch, what powers do you have?

I'm damn excited for this challenge

After the challenge, I'll talk to Sonic Boom

Sonic Boom was quite furious. Every time Dark finally gathered the courage to approach her, a new challenge was always announced. She took position and got ready for the brawl, ahead of her was Sunburn, who arrived as soon as he listened to the announcement.

Laser eyes, blade gears, thrusters, and the ability to speak any language, as you found out. I think we should stay together, each protecting each other's weak points.

I suppose this makes sense. Cmon, we have a battle to fight, and I'm sure as -insert obscenity here- not going to let the Chompies win this time!

Blade gears sound good!

"Hello Bash"Echo said.

"Hey Bash, you probably heard that I'm no longer a variant." said

"variant?"Echo said.

I quit the variants during a earlier challenge because I wanted to become a separate Skylander.

Alright, more action. ...*Sigh*

I just want to be friends with everyone here

OOC: I hope Echo dances.


"Oh really *Dances*"Echo said.

OOC: How about after the winner is announced, then keep the rp going a little longer and let everybody who got eliminated back in. Just an idea.

Bash

Ah, Dark Spyro, I know. My brother, the Legendary Bash told me about it. Hello, Echo! Attention, the Torch comes for you! *waits for Echo to turn away* *smiles and turns to Flashwing* I just thought that your wings are so beautiful around the battlefield, so... shiny... I always wanted wings, but I never was. *looks down sadly* So... you like my dream... *hides face in paws*

OOC: What do you mean, night bomb guy?

I all of a sudden hate being called Dark Spyro, it's because I'm no longer a variant, I just like to be called Dark.

I'm pumped up right now

Bash

*blushes* Oh male, when I blush, I only turn browner. *giggles nervously* Say, uh, I gotta get off the battlefield. Hope you win, Flashwing! *runs out of circle*

And now we have a love-crazy judge. For the girl on the other team. Can this day sarcastically get any better?

Do you feel a need to mention when you're being sarcastic?

YES!!

Bash is way too head over heels for her.

*****, I said that Bash should focus on judging not romance at this time.

Bash

*stares dead-eyed when I hear Dark Spyro call Flashwing a '*****'* Grrr... Dark...

The demon will come after you Bash.

I swear sometimes...actually I'm going to swear right now. ****!

Stop! Stop it right now! This is madness! Stop the war!

Fine I'll stop.

I want his demons to come out

Luminous

*levitates down beside Drobot* Technically, Drobot, this is just a game, so "fight" to the "death." *troll face*

*prays to Satan*

*shoots lightning at Flashwing* Ha, you won't get me and the demons will get you.

Who wants some?

I would.

Ok. Bring it on.

*Grim swings his scythe at L-Chop Chop, but he dodges and stabs him with his sword*

OW!

*L-Chop Chop raises his shield to block Grim's attacks, then uses his Bone Bramble attack*

Ready to give up?

Bash

Oh no, w-what is disclosing on me? A wrath? A curse? I feel, arrrgh- *starts shaking uncontrollably* I do not sense w-well... *shakes even more* *starts to glow* What is taking place?! *groans loudly* *small explosion occurs* *looks over* Huh?

Dark Bash

Muhahaha! I am born! Screw you, Toys for Bob, Dark Bash is now variant-of-the-year! Narc-narc-narc!

I would've been nicer to you Flashwing, if it wasn't for Bash.

Oh. My. Great. Grandmother's. Barely. Used. Necklace. Which. I. Inherited. Because. She. Died. By. Doing. What. You. Are. Doing. Right. NOW!!!!!

Luminous, Drobot broke the laws of the universe by using a ridiculous amount of question marks. Can you ban him?