darkSpyro

Granted, but Bernie decides to adopt Trump's ideals and builds a wall

Quote: Mesuxelf

Granted, but there was a malfunction in the factory and the pen came with no ink.

I wish I had a new, strong, working lightsaber.

Who says I wanted it to write with?

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I wish for a long wire

Granted, but it's not quite long enough.

I wish for a usable swimming pool.

Granted, but it's filled with spoiled milk

I wish for more chances to go for anime conventions

Granted, but you have no money to pay for them.

I wish I talked more with certain people.

Granted, but they don't like talking to you.

I wish I had more yogurt.

Granted, but it's all expired

I wish I was a dragon

Granted, but knights hunt you constantly.


I wish for more Spitfire

Wish granted, but Spitfire dies?

I wish 2013 me would be erased off of darkSpyro history.

Wish granted, but you also get your life erased from 2013, losing all of the memory from that year.

I wish for no wishes

You get all the wishes-- including the bad ones.

I wish I was able to RP more with certain characters.

Wish granted, but you become the characters and are stuck in the internet where no one can here you scream.

I wish to feel the pain of a thousand gun shots going through my body.

Granted. They're water gun shots.

I wish that once every few years, something ridiculous falls from the sky instead of rain.

Wish granted, but your outside while it happens, it's lava, and you die.

My wish that got granted is fine. I didn't like 2013

I wish for a pet bird.

You get a pet gryphon instead-- and it's too big for your room.

I wish you could instantly tame anything.

Welcome to the yard, Gryphon!

Wish granted, but when you tame stuff, they die instantly.

I wish for a pet gecko

Granted, but it escapes.

I wish sibling rivalry wasn't a thing.

Granted, but instead it's all out war.

I wish that I could be a goddess

But, you'll have no power.

I wish Falco from Star Fox and Sprintrap from FNAF 3 were my homies.

Sure, but you also get a third super annoying guy.

I wish I was the ultimate

But you will be super dumb.

I wish my waifu (Mangle from FNAF 2) was real.

Sure but they hate you

I wish my freaking love (Henry from Fire Emblem Awakening) was real

But he will come out of the closet and say he's gay.

I wish Falco from Star Fox was real.

Sure but he hate you~

I wish Kana was real so I could hug him all day

But he will tell you that he's gay.

I wish Friday by Rebecca Black was a better song.

Quote: Pokemon2

But he will tell you that he's gay.

I wish Friday by Rebecca Black was a better song.

First of all Kana is my child

Second I grant your wish but you've never heard of it

Third I wish I knew the art of pie-making

But you can only make poop flavored pie.

I wish I was jumpscared by Freddy in real life.

Granted, but it was so terrifying you had a heart attack.

I wish Kaze would love me...

But he will cheat on you for another girl.

I wish I was a pop star.

Granted but you become a Justin bieber.

I wish Donald would stop being useless.

But he will super rude.

I wish I joined Pentatonix.

Sure but then you die

I wish I could fly

But your flying will suck.

I wish I was a popular alt rock artist.

Sure, popular with criminals.

I wish I could sing so well I hypnotize people with my voice!

But you won't be a pop star.

I wish I went to a Melanie Martinez concert.

Wish granted, but there is a mass murder, and you die along with everyone else.

I wish my frog cage can stop being knocked down by my cat

Granted, instead it gets knocked down by your frog (somehow)

I wish I had a lot of money

You get robbed of it all almost instantly.

I wish for an infinite supply of pizza.

Wish granted. You get an infinite supply of pizza and eat it all, then you explode.

I wish to be suffocated in sand at the beach with the pain of fire burning all over my body

Granted, but you will die from it.

I wish Star Fox was real.

Quote: Pokemon2

Granted, but you will die from it.

I wish Star Fox was real.

dude do you know what suffocated means of course I'd die

No wish

I wish for everlasting ice cream because

Granted, but you eat too much too fast and get everlasting brain freeze with it~

I wish I could become one with my inner Kana

Granted, but I have no idea what Kana is

I wish Skylanders Imaginators was shipped to my house and planned to arrive today

Granted, but it's secretly an April fools joke (even though it's not April fools these guys are stupid)

I wish I had a pet dragon

That pet dragon murdered everyone!

I wish that I had the courage to talk to my IRL crush.

Granted but they don't like you~

I wish for an endless supply of candy

Granted but the candy will taste like dog poop.

I wish Star Fox was real.

Granted but the world explodes

I wish for a life

granted but its a biih and then you die
i wish for the minions to not exist

Granted, but then somebody else comes up with a concept that while very similar, is still relatively different.


I wish I had thicker skinnnnnnnn