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Okay boys and girls and purple or whatever tumblr gender is trending, Lunarz needs a dance date

I'll provide kissy kisses and a box of cookies to the winner

here's the form

why do you wanna be my date

what's your favorite donut

which color goes best with lilac

name five queen songs in five seconds

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead

why do you deserve to win

I'm a chaperone, I can't volunteer.

Does that make me a MILF?

My age is a issue.

i deserve you bcz i don't do 4/20, only 4/21 bzc 4/20's FOR LOOZERS

I'll only partake in the cookies and dancing, CUZ I DON'T KISS ON THE FIRST DATE, YOU SLEAZEBALL

It seems that people stole my idea which I knew that they would because they are posers. But remember. That if you date me I can fulfill all your desires.

Dear Sir

I am writing to express my interest in becoming a valued date of Lunarz's. I am hoping to form a team that works as well as I've heard you do, and would be honored if you could consider me to become part of that team. I believe that I contain the necessary requirements and more for this relationship, such as attention to detail, the love for long walks on the beach, the want to succeed and create a marriage with my one and only, and create a family with the utmost perfection. I hope you choose to consider me for a position in your heart, and I readily await the call to join.

Best regards, Mesu ;)

TELL ME MY DESIRES

Quote: Waaksian

TELL ME MY DESIRES

you know what they are, bby

oh ok

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Dear Sir

I am writing to express my interest in becoming a valued date of Lunarz's. I am hoping to form a team that works as well as I've heard you do, and would be honored if you could consider me to become part of that team. I believe that I contain the necessary requirements and more for this relationship, such as attention to detail, the love for long walks on the beach, the want to succeed and create a marriage with my one and only, and create a family with the utmost perfection. I hope you choose to consider me for a position in your heart, and I readily await the call to join.

Best regards, Mesu

congrats, you've got an interview to be a potential date

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: Mesuxelf

Dear Sir

I am writing to express my interest in becoming a valued date of Lunarz's. I am hoping to form a team that works as well as I've heard you do, and would be honored if you could consider me to become part of that team. I believe that I contain the necessary requirements and more for this relationship, such as attention to detail, the love for long walks on the beach, the want to succeed and create a marriage with my one and only, and create a family with the utmost perfection. I hope you choose to consider me for a position in your heart, and I readily await the call to join.

Best regards, Mesu

congrats, you've got an interview to be a potential date

Other than tomorrow, I am free any day to drop by after school at 2:30. Which day would be best for you?

Quote: Mesuxelf

Dear Sir

I am writing to express my interest in becoming a valued date of Lunarz's. I am hoping to form a team that works as well as I've heard you do, and would be honored if you could consider me to become part of that team. I believe that I contain the necessary requirements and more for this relationship, such as attention to detail, the love for long walks on the beach, the want to succeed and create a marriage with my one and only, and create a family with the utmost perfection. I hope you choose to consider me for a position in your heart, and I readily await the call to join.

Best regards, Mesu

im the cool sister for everyone on dS so i rented you both a motel room and ive put condoms in your wallet
have fun you two

why do you wanna be my date
so i can put experience on my resume

what's your favorite donut
i hate donuts

which color goes best with lilac
lilac

name five queen songs in five seconds
1. march of the black queen
2. thep rophet;s sonmg
3. i want it all
4. the hitman
5. jealoysu

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance
no

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead
no

why do you deserve to win
i've listened to all of queen's catalog

what's your favorite donut
chocolate glazed

which color goes best with lilac
light turqoise mint-y color

name five queen songs in five seconds
we
will
we
will
rock you

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance
whoa that's pretty gay

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead
a little less gay but no

why do you deserve to win
i like donuts

why do you wanna be my date Because.

what's your favorite donut All of them.

which color goes best with lilac high-fructose corn syrup

name five queen songs in five seconds *Cow noises*

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance moo.

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead .oom

why do you deserve to win I am a Cow.

I await the results.

why do you wanna be my date
bcz i said so

what's your favorite donut
ALL OF THEM, but mostly anything glazed and cream-filled

which color goes best with lilac
bluuuuuu

name five queen songs in five seconds
AFFFFGHHGTUJGBKNBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTT

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance
no secks

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead
no secks 4 u

why do you deserve to win
because im hassle-free

why do you wanna be my date

Desperation.

what's your favorite donut

I donut know.

which color goes best with lilac

What is lilac? Whatever, I'll just say green.

name five queen songs in five seconds

God Save the Queen..

Uhhh...

That's the only one I know.

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance

Sure. I'll do anything once.

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead

I said yes so I guess this doesn't apply to me. But still yes.

why do you deserve to win

I'm secretly Vietnamese and my name is Nguyen.

why do you wanna be my date
i dont

what's your favorite donut
the one that will kill me fastest

which color goes best with lilac
a slightly darker lilac

name five queen songs in five seconds
i can't type that fast, this q is rude

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance
it's probably occupied

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead
it's probably dirty

why do you deserve to win
because i literally have no idea who u are and no one has any idea who i am and honestly im just here procrastinating on work

Quote: stealth

why do you wanna be my date
i dont

what's your favorite donut
the one that will kill me fastest

which color goes best with lilac
a slightly darker lilac

name five queen songs in five seconds
i can't type that fast, this q is rude

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance
it's probably occupied

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead
it's probably dirty

why do you deserve to win
because i literally have no idea who u are and no one has any idea who i am and honestly im just here procrastinating on work

congrats!!!!!!11!

your complete lack of giving a **** has led me to conclude you are like me, and therefore we shall be the perfect dates to this dance where we will effectively destroy every other user and take control of the forum.

I mean win the dance competition

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: stealth

why do you wanna be my date
i dont

what's your favorite donut
the one that will kill me fastest

which color goes best with lilac
a slightly darker lilac

name five queen songs in five seconds
i can't type that fast, this q is rude

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance
it's probably occupied

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead
it's probably dirty

why do you deserve to win
because i literally have no idea who u are and no one has any idea who i am and honestly im just here procrastinating on work

congrats!!!!!!11!

your complete lack of giving a **** has led me to conclude you are like me, and therefore we shall be the perfect dates to this dance where we will effectively destroy every other user and take control of the forum.

I mean win the dance competition

wow yay so (not) excited to do thingz
ill take the promised cookies tho honest

Quote: stealth

Quote: Lunarz

Quote: stealth

why do you wanna be my date
i dont

what's your favorite donut
the one that will kill me fastest

which color goes best with lilac
a slightly darker lilac

name five queen songs in five seconds
i can't type that fast, this q is rude

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance
it's probably occupied

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead
it's probably dirty

why do you deserve to win
because i literally have no idea who u are and no one has any idea who i am and honestly im just here procrastinating on work

congrats!!!!!!11!

your complete lack of giving a **** has led me to conclude you are like me, and therefore we shall be the perfect dates to this dance where we will effectively destroy every other user and take control of the forum.

I mean win the dance competition

wow yay so (not) excited to do thingz
ill take the promised cookies tho honest

why do you run from my love, stealth

Even when you hide i will find you

im #hardtoget cuz baby im #worthit

Quote: stealth

im #hardtoget cuz baby im #worthit

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why do you wanna be my date
Because I'm lonely and I decide I'll give you application a chance along with everyone else's

what's your favorite donut
White powder. because that's what popped into my head first even though certain stuffed donuts are better.

which color goes best with lilac
lilac's complimentary color.

name five queen songs in five seconds
I can't type that fast.

do you wanna do the sex in the broom closet at the auditorium of the dance
I thought you'd never ask.

if no do you wanna do it in the bathroom instead


why do you deserve to win
Because my complete sincerity on all of these applications is overwhelming.