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#51 Posted: 23:32:13 05/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Though to myself: The person who said I did those weird egg things is lying I can only lay eggs to kill people because it's pure poison and I was kissing Mangle.
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#52 Posted: 00:06:29 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
I saw you making out with Fox in an Arwing while Slippy was recording it. Then you laid eggs in his mouth and one hatched into a reincarnated Hitler.

When is the video going up to StarFoxGoneWild?



Never, that video never existed. My eggs are made of poison and it kills painlessly and fast. The only videos recorded are my song reviews, movie rants, vlogs, music videos for songs I recorded, and Gore.
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#53 Posted: 00:56:35 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThefirstNapkin
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https://gyazo.com/56164ea83d69669e327bc119e8453244

Being slow and bulky in 4 doesn't help when your clone/semi-clone has one of the strongest up smashes in the game and great read options. Flaco Lamborghinni is trash.


I am better in every other way!



Which is no other way, face it, Flaco is trash, your "girlfriend" is a trashy animatronic, and you're just a cocky birb.


Mangle actually loves me and made me feel a happiness I haven't felt in a long time. I fake my cockiness, my true self is a kindhearted, soft and caring person. I pretend to be cocky so I don't have to be embarrassed by being all soft.
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#54 Posted: 03:21:01 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Question for myself: Why does Mangle love me?
I think she love me because I am nice to her.
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#55 Posted: 05:31:16 06/06/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Question for myself: Why does Mangle love me?
I think she love me because I am nice to her.



It's because you give her the vicodin she desperately needs.
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#56 Posted: 09:17:49 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThefirstNapkin
Quote: Pokemon2
Question for myself: Why does Mangle love me?
I think she love me because I am nice to her.



It's because you give her the vicodin she desperately needs.



No It's because I care about her and love her.
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#57 Posted: 09:38:52 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Drawdler
Do you like waffles?
Do you like pancakes?
Do you like French toast?


Yes
Yes
No
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#58 Posted: 10:10:16 06/06/2016
Have you proposed to Mangle yet?
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#59 Posted: 10:12:26 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Have you proposed to Mangle yet?


Not yet, I will soon.
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#60 Posted: 10:12:29 06/06/2016
falco do you love me?
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#61 Posted: 10:13:47 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: G2nt
falco do you love me?


I already have a girlfriend, her name is Mangle. I like my fans but some of my fans are weird.
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#62 Posted: 10:15:44 06/06/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: G2nt
falco do you love me?


I already have a girlfriend, her name is Mangle. I like my fans but some of my fans are weird.


how could you do this to me? i thought what we had was special
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#63 Posted: 10:19:03 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: G2nt
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: G2nt
falco do you love me?


I already have a girlfriend, her name is Mangle. I like my fans but some of my fans are weird.


how could you do this to me? i thought what we had was special


I don't love you in a romantic way only in a friend way.
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#64 Posted: 10:24:05 06/06/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Have you proposed to Mangle yet?


Not yet, I will soon.



Can I marry you two when the time comes?
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#65 Posted: 10:28:02 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Have you proposed to Mangle yet?


Not yet, I will soon.



Can I marry you two when the time comes?


You can be the priest person there.
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#66 Posted: 10:39:55 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
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Quote: StriderSwag
How did it feel to lay eggs in Fox's mouth?



I did NOT do that, I am straight not gay.



But I saw it. Slippy was recording it. You laid eggs. IN HIS MOUTH.



Slippy was recording a video called "Proof that Slenderman is in Corneria 666". I didn't lay eggs in his mouth I only lay eggs to kill bad guys painlessly and quick because it's made with poison.
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#67 Posted: 11:16:52 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: abstractsardine
*Sips tea*

...... hot.



I want some tea.
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#68 Posted: 12:01:16 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: abstractsardine
....... sure sure.


That was a disgusting thing to talk about, the egg thing which I didn't do relating to my eggs being 100% poison.
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#69 Posted: 12:18:06 06/06/2016
Falco, do you kiss boys?
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#70 Posted: 12:19:10 06/06/2016
Do I exist?
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#71 Posted: 12:35:28 06/06/2016
Only female birds lay eggs though. What are you hiding?
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#72 Posted: 13:08:22 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Falco, do you kiss boys?


No, I kiss girls.
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#73 Posted: 13:09:32 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: abstractsardine
Do I exist?


Yes, because you are on the site right now.
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#74 Posted: 13:10:33 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: mega spyro
Only female birds lay eggs though. What are you hiding?


My eggs are artificially made for weaponry use only as it's made of poison.
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#75 Posted: 13:12:02 06/06/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: mega spyro
Only female birds lay eggs though. What are you hiding?


My eggs are artificially made for weaponry use only as it's made of poison.



Do the come out of your butt though?
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#76 Posted: 13:14:26 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: mega spyro
Only female birds lay eggs though. What are you hiding?


My eggs are artificially made for weaponry use only as it's made of poison.



Do the come out of your butt though?



No, the eggs don't, I keep the eggs in a weaponry drawer.
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#77 Posted: 13:16:26 06/06/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Pokemon2


My eggs are artificially made for weaponry use only as it's made of poison.


Do the come out of your butt though?


No, the eggs don't, I keep the eggs in a weaponry drawer.


do the eggs come out of your mouth, like birdo?
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#78 Posted: 13:22:52 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: G2nt
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: HeyitsHotDog


Do the come out of your butt though?


No, the eggs don't, I keep the eggs in a weaponry drawer.


do the eggs come out of your mouth, like birdo?


No, I hold them in a suitcase full of weapons next to my katanas, guns, daggers and a sword.
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#79 Posted: 13:24:59 06/06/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: G2nt
Quote: Pokemon2


No, the eggs don't, I keep the eggs in a weaponry drawer.


do the eggs come out of your mouth, like birdo?


No, I hold them in a suitcase full of weapons next to my katanas, guns, daggers and a sword.


Do you wear a fedora and say M'lady to Mangle?
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#80 Posted: 13:25:55 06/06/2016
do your eggs come out of any of your orifices?
where get eggs?
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#81 Posted: 13:27:46 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: G2nt


do the eggs come out of your mouth, like birdo?


No, I hold them in a suitcase full of weapons next to my katanas, guns, daggers and a sword.


Do you wear a fedora and say M'lady to Mangle?


Yes...
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#82 Posted: 13:28:55 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: G2nt
do your eggs come out of any of your orifices?
where get eggs?


Slippy creates them in his lab.
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#83 Posted: 13:29:37 06/06/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Pokemon2


No, I hold them in a suitcase full of weapons next to my katanas, guns, daggers and a sword.


Do you wear a fedora and say M'lady to Mangle?


Yes...


Falco is a neck beard, who knew?
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#84 Posted: 13:30:58 06/06/2016
Why do people like Jojo?
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#85 Posted: 13:32:13 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Drawdler
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FLOWERS?


Something we don't have in Corneria. Other than than flower that invaded our base and I fought it by myself. The flower was Flowey.
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#86 Posted: 13:32:59 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Drawdler
Why do people like darkSpyro?



I don't know
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#87 Posted: 13:33:49 06/06/2016
Why do people like HIHD?
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#88 Posted: 13:34:24 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: abstractsardine
Why do people like Jojo?



I don't know.
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#89 Posted: 13:36:13 06/06/2016
one final question....

Two trains, Train A, and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A, and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00 AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?
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#90 Posted: 13:36:24 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Why do people like HIHD?



I don't know.
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#91 Posted: 13:39:43 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: abstractsardine
one final question....

Two trains, Train A, and Train B, simultaneously depart Station A and Station B. Station A, and Station B are 252.5 miles apart from each other. Train A is moving at 124.7mph towards Station B, and Train B is moving at 253.5mph towards Station A. If both trains departed at 10:00 AM and it is now 10:08, how much longer until both trains pass each other?



128.8
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#92 Posted: 14:23:02 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Question for myself: Who is my favorite pop singer?
Avril Lavigne.
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#93 Posted: 15:14:56 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: HeyitsHotDog
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: HeyitsHotDog


Do you wear a fedora and say M'lady to Mangle?


Yes...


Falco is a neck beard, who knew?


But I still write breakup songs about all the girls that cheated on me which includes titles like "Not Here", "I Don't Need You", "Hatred" or "You Weren't The Right Girl"
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 18:07:41 06/06/2016 by Pokemon2
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#94 Posted: 15:30:18 06/06/2016
so how's your boyfriend fox
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#95 Posted: 15:37:42 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
so how's your boyfriend fox


Fox is not my boyfriend. Mangle is my girlfriend even though Mangle is transgender. Fox is married to Krystal.
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#96 Posted: 15:43:57 06/06/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Question for myself: Who is my favorite pop singer?
Avril Lavigne.



Why do you keep talking to yourself?
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#97 Posted: 15:45:28 06/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: mega spyro
Quote: Pokemon2
Question for myself: Who is my favorite pop singer?
Avril Lavigne.



Why do you keep talking to yourself?



I talk to myself so I don't let my anger out at anybody.
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