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Post your favorite Spongebob quotes!

"To whoever's the owner of the white sedan: you left your lights on."

Sewer Sewer cha cha cha

Never eat a Big Mac. I haven't.

"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be okay." -Spongebob Squarepants

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma."

"Goodbye everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!"

The last one is my favorite.

"ME HOY MENOY"

ITS NOT JUST A BOULDER, ITS A ROCK

"It is not truth that matters, but victory." -Squidward Tentacles

"ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!"

"Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs." -Eugene Krabs

Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!!

FINLAND

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today." -Squidward T̶e̶n̶n̶i̶s̶b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ T̶e̶n̶t̶p̶o̶l̶e̶s̶ T̶o̶r̶t̶e̶l̶l̶i̶n̶i̶ Tentacles

Quote: Chompy-King257

"Goodbye everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!"

Thinking about making this one my senior quote, but I'm afraid someone else will use it too or has used it before. :'(

WHO YOU CALLIN' PINHEAD

"Just remember Spongebob, I'll always be with you, right here"
"In my heart?"
"Actually in your arteries"

Still don't eat a big mac.

I'M DIRTY DAN

Beeeeee the crane.

I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD

We're like brothers... only closer.

DANGIT YOU GUYS TOOK ALL THE GOOD QUOTES

"Remember, licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal."

"It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was #1!"

"Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs!"

"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

"Well what are you waiting for, can't you see I don't want you any more? JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID DUMB ANIMAL."


Doctor: "This young boy saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours straight."

SpongeBob: "Yeah. They said you'd be okay after the first few minutes, but I just wanted to be sure."


plus all the quotes in that whole bank robbery scene in doing time

"HOOPLA"

You stole all mine ;~;

Well, the way I see it there are three possibilities: One, you put the dime in me pants; Two, ya put the dime in me pants; or Three, you put the dime in me pants!

"Wumbologoy, the study of wumbo.

"Firmly grasp it."

MY NAME'S NOT RICK

"At least I'm safe inside my mind"

Wait SpongeBob, we're not cavemen! We have technology. *Slams computer a few times*

*get's a chocolate bar* "I guess I'll eat it now!" *eats whole bar.* "I Guess I'll eat it no!" *Bites and loses teeth* Where did my chocolate go?

Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?

I know! *Blows a giant paint bubble with bubble wand* Two giant paint bubbles!

Where's the leak, ma'am?

"Wait, Squidward! We didn't even watch the movie and eat fake popcorn!" (That's how he says it, I think.)

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"Remember, licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal."

"It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! He was #1!"

"Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs!"

"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"

*Old English accent* Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

It's a giraffe!

Are you finished with those errands? Are you finished with those errands? Are you finished with those errands? Are you finished with those errands? Errands Errands Errands Errands???

"There's an old saying, lad. What doesn't kill ya... usually succeeds in the second attempt."

"You think this is funny?"
"In a cosmic sort of way, yes."
"Well, Mr. Funny Man... is this how you get your sick kicks!?"
"What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!"

"I may be down, but I'm not out!"

"Way to go buddy. It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!"

I enjoy reading some of these quotes.

It's especially fun when you take it out of context away from Spongebob and just look at it as a standalone thing.

Don't know why though.

"Okay, but I must warn you, I happen to be a world-class championship, um... kickboxer"

"So you want it to look good, and scary? Well, I think we can probably-"
"No, no, I think he means that he wants it to look so good, it's scary."
"Or maybe by making it so scary you forget that it doesn't look good?"
"I don't get it."
"Look, it's very easy, it simply means that-"
"NEVER MIND WHAT IT MEANS! I JUST WANT THIS PLACE TO LOOK SCARY! Y'know, mold thrown on the ceiling and bugs in the sink."
"So you don't want it to look good?"
"GET MOVING!"

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There once was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly, everyone died.

*~*~ The End ~*~*

"Think you control it but it's way too hard. Every time it plays, it's an electrical charge. The sound in your head is brutal. Now you're infected by the Musical Doodle."

"The song that you ran from is back again. You wonder if the madness will ever end."

Both of these quotes freaked me out quite a bit after watching that episode, especially the second one.

"But the door is locked, and the only way out is through the... perfume department!"

Quote: Skyhunter

"But the door is locked, and the only way out is through the... perfume department!"

Let's do it!

*Gulps*

Phew! I always hate going in there!

Who does this ship belong to? (Flying Dutchmen) I'm the owner of this ship the Flying Dutchmen. I got it Patrick, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!

We're not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.

Hm... I got it! Let's get naked!

No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate... There must be SOMETHING. What was the reason we bought those bags?