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Why do people like making furniture out of their loved ones' skins? [CLOSED]
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#1 Posted: 06:57:40 05/06/2016 | Topic Creator
tell me why
Bumblebunnii Yellow Sparx Gems: 1603
#2 Posted: 08:44:55 05/06/2016
People actually do this?
Kitty Platinum Sparx Gems: 5106
#3 Posted: 09:25:30 05/06/2016
what the ****
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#4 Posted: 09:46:11 05/06/2016
holy ****ing ****
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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#5 Posted: 09:49:36 05/06/2016
Is that even legal?
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abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#6 Posted: 09:54:01 05/06/2016
0-0 what?
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#7 Posted: 10:35:29 05/06/2016
Everyone knows you shouldn't make furniture out of your loved ones skins, you need to use strangers off the street. Now, you can't kill them in the street and make furniture right there, because A) That's hard B) You should do it somewhere nice and private, and C) because apparently cops don't like it, and a dead body makes it hard to run from them.

So, what you should do, is find someone, invite them in your house, and THEN kill them, and take them into your workshop (which is preferably in an evil lair), where you can make furniture.

Making furniture out of your loved ones skins just makes you a bigger suspect, and you should only do it if you need the inheritance (such as if your lucrative human flesh furniture business goes under).

Hope I improved your technique. :)
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Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#8 Posted: 15:43:21 05/06/2016
**** off striderswag we all know you're talking about me ... MY GRANDPA WASN'T REALLY USING IT FOR ANYTHING OK IT'S FINE THE SKIN WILL GROW BACK OK
Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#9 Posted: 16:06:40 05/06/2016
are you edward gein
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#10 Posted: 16:07:02 05/06/2016
Quote: StriderSwag
tell me why



ain't nothin but a heartache
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#11 Posted: 16:23:21 05/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Carmelita Fox
**** off striderswag we all know you're talking about me ... MY GRANDPA WASN'T REALLY USING IT FOR ANYTHING OK IT'S FINE THE SKIN WILL GROW BACK OK


CARM ITS HIGH TIME YOU GET CALLED OUT FOR GRANDPA COUCH

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are you edward gein


i dont have a nipple belt
valskeletor Yellow Sparx Gems: 1155
#12 Posted: 17:09:59 05/06/2016
you mean like this

http://www.humanleather.co.uk/humanleatherproducts.html
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 17:15:19 05/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: valskeletor



WHAT THE ****
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#14 Posted: 17:19:13 05/06/2016
Quote: valskeletor



.........wtf.........
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#15 Posted: 18:04:20 05/06/2016
Confessions of a Khajiit Fur Trader
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Dragon Lover Emerald Sparx Gems: 4752
#16 Posted: 18:49:55 05/06/2016
Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Dragon Lover
are you edward gein


i dont have a nipple belt


not yet
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#17 Posted: 18:52:00 05/06/2016
I'm getting a Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibe.
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QueenChrysalis Green Sparx Gems: 465
#18 Posted: 22:25:54 05/06/2016
Quote: StriderSwag


I don't think Strider realized this was an actual thing smilie

Making furniture and ornaments out of human body parts is more common than you'd think, especially in cultures where they see it as a tradition, rather than a taboo.
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#19 Posted: 22:31:06 05/06/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: QueenChrysalis
Quote: StriderSwag


I don't think Strider realized this was an actual thing smilie

Making furniture and ornaments out of human body parts is more common than you'd think, especially in cultures where they see it as a tradition, rather than a taboo.


Oh no, I'm fully aware of it being a thing in other cultures. I just didn't expect it out of the UK.
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#20 Posted: 22:35:09 05/06/2016
The Nazis did it with tattoos.

I think some still do actually smilie
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