darkSpyro

granted but then it rewinds and everything is back to normal

i wish for the person who is supposed to grant my wish to not grant my wish

oops, just created a paradox

wish granted, except the paradox angers the gods above and you are now dead.

i wish i could travel to any point in time and teleport at any location at any time, and that i could go back to my own location/time at any time.

granted but you step on an ant: Which would have frightened your grandfather causing him to shout causing his neighbor to tell their daughter to check out what had occurred, which causes your grandparents to meet, then fall in love, then have children, who then have you, causing you to cease to exist.

I wish for myself to stop existing.

granted but you would see how many people would be sad about you being gone

I wish that life wasnt such a horrible thing where instead of working our lives away for nothing we could actually have fun and enjoy life

granted but while having fun you have a tragic accident and die horribly

I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted

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i wish for air to stay in the world

A virus sweeps the nation making us allergic to air

I wish that Nintendo showed off more stuff at E3 this year

granted, but are short as teeth
i wish you to corrupt my wish

Your post gets deleted

I wish I could have a sticker

Wish granted, but you are so tired, you make one.

I wish I can talk to other people, besides Rin.

Granted but you end up talking to weird people who try and hunt you down

I wish for normal normality

Granted, but the NX that you have received does not have a slot to put discs in.

I wish for Skylanders 6 news.

Wish granted, but if you are hit once, you lose.

I wish Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton would elope and move away to Antarctica together.

Granted but then Hillary Trump becomes president of a new world order and brings havoc to us all

No Wish.

I wish I lived in Japan

Granted, but you get affected by radioactive fallout from Hiroshima and die.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you are now in the void.


I wish for pie. Preferably pie-flavored pie.

Granted, the ASDF movie clip about Pie flavored Pie was sended to you on DVD!


I wish I was in the void.

Wish granted, but you get transported to minecraft and you die.

I wish this one person would talk to me again.

Granted but they change into a colossal piece of absolute horridness

No wish to grant.


I wish to be a wizard.

Granted but you never have enough mana to cast your desired spells

I wish for a tin of honey

Granted, but the honey has live bees in it.

I wish to have inspiration to draw again.

Granted, but it's got dead bugs in it

I wish Leon survived right to the end of the game Danganronpa and didnt kill someone right away at the start of the game ;-;

Aw well ****, I got bamboozled.

Granted, but your house burns down hehe.

Same wish, I wish to have inspiration to draw again.

Granted, but you cant seem to draw what you want

I wish that there were anime conventions I could attend around where i live

Granted, but no animes you recognize are there.

I wish for dinner to stop taking so long to make :c

Granted but it tastes horrid

I wish for my wish to be granted.

Paradox enuses. You're flung into an endless loop of being flung into an endless loop of being flung into an endless loop of being-

Yeah you get the point

I wish to be able to have the space to own a lizard as well as the funds for it's upkeeping

Quote: Mesuxelf

Granted, but the honey has live bees in it.

I wish to have inspiration to draw again.

A BONUS OF LIVE BEES? I CAN START MY OWN HIVE
THAT'S A WIN-WIN

granted, but you only have enough space for the lizard, nothing else, same goes for the funds

i wish i wasnt hungry rn

granted, but you can never eat food again.

I wish I wasn't a meme.

Granted, and now no one will ever remember you from this point on...

I wish for a new word

Granted, but the new word is just another word for penis.

I wish Kirby Air Ride 2 would exist.

Granted, but you could never buy it, watch people play it, hear about it, read about it, etc.

I wish that I had a steady flow of income.

Granted but you're a drug addict so are physically dependent on drugs meaning that you spend all of it on that.

I wish for a new pen

Granted, but there was a malfunction in the factory and the pen came with no ink.

I wish I had a new, strong, working lightsaber.

Granted, but you stumble while trying it out and it injures you.


I wish to become a sea lion for a day.

Granted, but you get eaten by a polar bear.

I wish for my gun to un-break itself </3

Granted. Everything else in your life breaks and falls apart instead.

I wish for MORE BEES

Granted, but all the bees die.

I wish I could play any instrument.

Granted, but you lose any sense of rhythm you had. You can still play them, just not well.


I wish this comment box didn't take forever to process my typing.

Granted. All videos on youtube you load will take forever to buffer instead

I wish for a nice cold drink

Granted, but it's your least favorite drink.

I wish for $10,000 every month of my life on which will always be given to me the first of each month, I can freely spend on whatever I want, and the income never stops.

Granted. However the money is stolen from others around the world and is flagged as such, spending it will have you arrested

I wish for a mirror that sees other places (like from Beauty and the Beast)

Granted, but it only shows you the worst places in the universe.

I wish for a coin.

Granted, but it gets dropped into a grate 5 minutes after you get it

I wish for Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton to drop out of the race!