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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#51 Posted: 21:10:13 18/05/2016
Quote: Spyrobaro
wtf all these 12/13/14 year olds are dating and i don't even want to think about dating (anymore) until i'm well out of school


I've been trying to get a date since kindergarten and still never have succeeded :c
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Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#52 Posted: 03:52:51 19/05/2016
Dildo's are my favorite marsupial.
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#53 Posted: 04:25:39 19/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
I am only 14. I hate teen pregnancy.


yo pokemon2 he was just 14 when he became a parent with a very strange teen
um...he hates teen pregnancy

i don't want to type the rest of the lyrics
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#54 Posted: 04:51:23 19/05/2016
Not me, and pretty sure when I am out on my own I won't spend precious money on sex toys. (Instead I will use it for more practical things, like video game dlc and swimsuits. And save up for surgery because they are freaking expensive)

Then again once I do get married (or engaged) then I will spend some money on sex toys to spice up the wedding night.


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this topic is beyond the limits of stuff and nonsense
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Bravo101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1482
#55 Posted: 05:23:50 19/05/2016
gl with that windump
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#56 Posted: 05:26:36 19/05/2016
BRAVO HOLY **** ITS YOU
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#57 Posted: 05:27:21 19/05/2016
Quote: Windumup
Not me, and pretty sure when I am out on my own I won't spend precious money on sex toys. (Instead I will use it for more practical things, like video game dlc and swimsuits. And save up for surgery because they are freaking expensive)

Then again once I do get married (or engaged) then I will spend some money on sex toys to spice up the wedding night.


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this topic is beyond the limits of stuff and nonsense


what the **** did i just read
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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#58 Posted: 05:40:30 19/05/2016
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Windumup
Not me, and pretty sure when I am out on my own I won't spend precious money on sex toys. (Instead I will use it for more practical things, like video game dlc and swimsuits. And save up for surgery because they are freaking expensive)

Then again once I do get married (or engaged) then I will spend some money on sex toys to spice up the wedding night.


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this topic is beyond the limits of stuff and nonsense


what the **** did i just read


1st bolded: I like to swim and play video games, unfortunately both can get a bit expensive (coughSkylanderscough).
2nd bolded: You know what happens on the wedding night in the bedroom. winks
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#59 Posted: 05:43:26 19/05/2016
what about before the wedding night
Bravo101 Yellow Sparx Gems: 1482
#60 Posted: 05:43:29 19/05/2016
hi guys <3 how have u all been
Crystal Dragon Diamond Sparx Gems: 8850
#61 Posted: 17:08:04 19/05/2016
there are so many things I could say about this

but not on a spyro forum
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#62 Posted: 05:04:21 22/05/2016
glad this thread stayed open at least
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#63 Posted: 05:13:03 22/05/2016
keep this thread alive
Rendar Platinum Sparx Gems: 7201
#64 Posted: 05:43:02 22/05/2016
Yes, keep this one alive, because it is a precious cinnamon roll. uwu
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#65 Posted: 05:48:11 22/05/2016
This topic is Dildotastic.

Okay, I'm out now.
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Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150
#66 Posted: 19:37:34 22/05/2016
Dildos apparently have the power to revive Bravo from the dead.
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Swap Force Fan Emerald Sparx Gems: 4124
#67 Posted: 19:54:13 22/05/2016
Oooh, boy! I love dildo birds like the ones in Ice Age! In fact, I'm going to set them to my computer wallpaper!

*Google searches 'dildo birds'*

*returns in deep despair* It's... so...

[User Posted Image]

...Beautiful. :')
Kitty Platinum Sparx Gems: 5106
#68 Posted: 20:22:21 22/05/2016
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The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#69 Posted: 21:01:49 22/05/2016
I don't wanna be that guy but
Do remember that some Skylanders kid could wander into here
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#70 Posted: 21:10:58 22/05/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: The Bone Chompy
I don't wanna be that guy but
Do remember that some Skylanders kid could wander into here



Better they learn it here than on the streets.
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#71 Posted: 21:44:14 22/05/2016
Quote: arceustheprime
what about before the wedding night

Hahahahaha you are funny, sex before the wedding night smilie
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5582
#72 Posted: 21:51:11 22/05/2016
Premarital sex is the best!
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BREATHE AIR.
AJAwesome Platinum Sparx Gems: 7000
#73 Posted: 22:56:39 22/05/2016
I came here to answer a question truthfully. I ended up in a ****ing joke pit.
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The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#74 Posted: 03:02:16 23/05/2016
[User Posted Image]

[User Posted Image]

Give it a moment or a few.
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