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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#1 Posted: 17:42:13 18/05/2016 | Topic Creator
So who here buys them?
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#2 Posted: 17:42:30 18/05/2016
who here DOESN'T buy them
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#3 Posted: 17:47:08 18/05/2016
I stuck a chameleon on a red dildo.... It blushed!
Cynder_Rox Gold Sparx Gems: 2322
#4 Posted: 18:46:38 18/05/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
I stuck a chameleon on a red dildo.... It blushed!


that's a good one
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#5 Posted: 19:30:42 18/05/2016
I am only 14. I hate teen pregnancy.
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#6 Posted: 19:32:12 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
I am only 14. I hate teen pregnancy.



Welcome back Pokemon2!
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#7 Posted: 19:35:09 18/05/2016
My dildo collection is bigger than my Skylanders collection.

Wait remove that.
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Bruh
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#8 Posted: 19:36:09 18/05/2016
Why is this a topic?
Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#9 Posted: 19:36:45 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
I am only 14. I hate teen pregnancy.



*mwwwah* Goodnight everybody!
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Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#10 Posted: 19:37:30 18/05/2016
Quote: abstractsardine
Why is this a topic?



IDK!!
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#11 Posted: 19:43:01 18/05/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Pokemon2
I am only 14. I hate teen pregnancy.



Are you speaking from experience?


Are you a baby daddy?
ThefirstNapkin Blue Sparx Gems: 699
#12 Posted: 19:43:59 18/05/2016
A man's gotta dil-do what a man's gotta dil-do.
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Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#13 Posted: 19:45:55 18/05/2016
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2
I am only 14. I hate teen pregnancy.



Are you speaking from experience?


Are you a baby daddy?



I have a friend at my school who went through this and she told me about it and I felt bad for her.

No.
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#14 Posted: 19:47:01 18/05/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2
I am only 14. I hate teen pregnancy.



Are you speaking from experience?


Are you a baby daddy?



I have a friend at my school who went through this and she told me about it and I felt bad for her.

No.



So it was your child?
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#15 Posted: 19:48:10 18/05/2016
Where are the mooods

Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Pokemon2
I am only 14. I hate teen pregnancy.



*mwwwah* Goodnight everybody!



guesbook
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Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#16 Posted: 19:49:05 18/05/2016
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: Metallo



Are you speaking from experience?


Are you a baby daddy?



I have a friend at my school who went through this and she told me about it and I felt bad for her.

No.



So it was your child?



No. I used to date my friend who had the kid but we broke up before.
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#17 Posted: 19:50:40 18/05/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2



I have a friend at my school who went through this and she told me about it and I felt bad for her.

No.



So it was your child?



No. I used to date my friend who had the kid but we broke up before.



You got her pregnant and then broke up with her? Damn, savage
ThefirstNapkin Blue Sparx Gems: 699
#18 Posted: 19:51:39 18/05/2016
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: Metallo



So it was your child?



No. I used to date my friend who had the kid but we broke up before.



You got her pregnant and then broke up with her? Damn, savage



Are we playing America's favorite national past time now? I'm sure you know what I mean.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#19 Posted: 19:52:20 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2



I have a friend at my school who went through this and she told me about it and I felt bad for her.

No.



So it was your child?



No. I used to date my friend who had the kid but we broke up before.


you should go on Maury and get this settled
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#20 Posted: 19:52:42 18/05/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThefirstNapkin
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2



No. I used to date my friend who had the kid but we broke up before.



You got her pregnant and then broke up with her? Damn, savage



Are we playing America's favorite national past time now? I'm sure you know what I mean.



Well hell, I learned it from you
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#21 Posted: 19:53:22 18/05/2016
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: Metallo



So it was your child?



No. I used to date my friend who had the kid but we broke up before.



You got her pregnant and then broke up with her? Damn, savage



I didn't get her pregnant we broke up a whole year before it happened.
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ThefirstNapkin Blue Sparx Gems: 699
#22 Posted: 19:53:35 18/05/2016
Quote: Metallo
Quote: ThefirstNapkin
Quote: Metallo



You got her pregnant and then broke up with her? Damn, savage



Are we playing America's favorite national past time now? I'm sure you know what I mean.



Well hell, I learned it from you



As angry as I am with you, I still have to admit that you're right. But I see no Toriko fans nearby.
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abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#23 Posted: 19:54:07 18/05/2016
What did this topic turn into? smilie
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#24 Posted: 19:55:14 18/05/2016
Quote: abstractsardine
What did this topic turn into? smilie



I don't know but apparently Pokemon2 gets it oooooooon

Banned for sexism
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#25 Posted: 19:55:21 18/05/2016
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: Metallo



So it was your child?



No. I used to date my friend who had the kid but we broke up before.



You got her pregnant and then broke up with her? Damn, savage

guestbook quote
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#26 Posted: 19:55:26 18/05/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: ThefirstNapkin
Quote: Metallo
Quote: ThefirstNapkin



Are we playing America's favorite national past time now? I'm sure you know what I mean.



Well hell, I learned it from you



As angry as I am with you, I still have to admit that you're right. But I see no Toriko fans nearby.



Because even dS users are smart enough to know that Toriko is scrub tier

TBH I'm just testing this material out, I'm saving it for TorikoBoy
ThefirstNapkin Blue Sparx Gems: 699
#27 Posted: 19:56:33 18/05/2016
Quote: Metallo
Quote: ThefirstNapkin
Quote: Metallo



Well hell, I learned it from you



As angry as I am with you, I still have to admit that you're right. But I see no Toriko fans nearby.



Because even dS users are smart enough to know that Toriko is scrub tier

TBH I'm just testing this material out, I'm saving it for TorikoBoy


10/10 bait, expected nothing less.
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abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#28 Posted: 19:56:53 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: Metallo
Quote: Pokemon2



No. I used to date my friend who had the kid but we broke up before.



You got her pregnant and then broke up with her? Damn, savage



I didn't get her pregnant we broke up a whole year before it happened.



oh btw this is going in my guestbook
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#29 Posted: 19:58:13 18/05/2016
Guys, stop! She started dating Javier while me and her were dating. Javier got her pregnant.
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Lunarz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3498
#30 Posted: 19:59:01 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Guys, stop! She started dating Javier while me and her were dating. Javier got her pregnant.



Let's break Javier's teeth for taking Pokemon2's baby >:[
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#31 Posted: 19:59:24 18/05/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Pokemon2
Guys, stop! She started dating Javier while me and her were dating. Javier got her pregnant.



I KNEW IT


THAT'S JUST LIKE 'EM
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#32 Posted: 19:59:31 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Guys, stop! She started dating Javier while me and her were dating. Javier got her pregnant.



This is some Reality TV **** right here. We could sell this to TLC or something and make the big bucks!
ThefirstNapkin Blue Sparx Gems: 699
#33 Posted: 19:59:35 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Guys, stop! She started dating Javier while me and her were dating. Javier got her pregnant.



She ain't loyal.
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TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#34 Posted: 20:00:03 18/05/2016
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Pokemon2
Guys, stop! She started dating Javier while me and her were dating. Javier got her pregnant.



Let's break Javier's teeth for taking Pokemon2's baby >:[



Aaaaaand GUESTBOOK!
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#35 Posted: 20:00:22 18/05/2016
tfw pokemon2 is getting more action than you
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Metallo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6419
#36 Posted: 20:00:57 18/05/2016 | Topic Creator
I'll SSSSSTTTTTRRRRRAAAANGLE THAT JAVIER
abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244
#37 Posted: 20:01:25 18/05/2016
Quote: Lunarz
Quote: Pokemon2
Guys, stop! She started dating Javier while me and her were dating. Javier got her pregnant.



Let's break Javier's teeth for taking Pokemon2's baby >:[



Should I get the knives?
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#38 Posted: 20:02:12 18/05/2016
Enough guys.
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#39 Posted: 20:02:32 18/05/2016
Quote: MagicFizz
tfw pokemon2 is getting more action than you



I know, right...
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#40 Posted: 20:03:01 18/05/2016
Quote: CAV
Enough guys.



THEY'RE HERE

EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN
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Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#41 Posted: 20:04:41 18/05/2016
I now date Samantha and we just started talking to each other.
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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#42 Posted: 20:06:31 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
I now date Samantha and we just started talking to each other.


Pokemon2 is just a master of dating. He's already with another girl.
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Bruh
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#43 Posted: 20:09:35 18/05/2016
Quote: Crash10
Quote: Pokemon2
I now date Samantha and we just started talking to each other.


Pokemon2 is just a master of dating. He's already with another girl.


Pokemon2 is gettin' wicked hot slash from every corner!

Banned for sexism again
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#44 Posted: 20:15:56 18/05/2016
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Crash10
Quote: Pokemon2
I now date Samantha and we just started talking to each other.


Pokemon2 is just a master of dating. He's already with another girl.


Pokemon2 is gettin' wicked hot slash from every corner!

Banned for sexism again


I am not, I am just taking it very slowly
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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#45 Posted: 20:16:59 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Crash10


Pokemon2 is just a master of dating. He's already with another girl.


Pokemon2 is gettin' wicked hot slash from every corner!

Banned for sexism again


I am not, I am just taking it very slowly


Oh yeah, "slowly".
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Bruh
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#46 Posted: 20:19:19 18/05/2016
You're all 14 Pokemon2

No I'm not letting that go just yet. It's... gah. At that age I didn't get why girls called boys 'cats' and thought it was something to do with pets.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 20:19:47 18/05/2016 by Bifrost
TheToyNerd Gold Sparx Gems: 2137
#47 Posted: 20:21:20 18/05/2016
Quote: Pokemon2
Quote: TheToyNerd
Quote: Crash10


Pokemon2 is just a master of dating. He's already with another girl.


Pokemon2 is gettin' wicked hot slash from every corner!

Banned for sexism again


I am not, I am just taking it very slowly


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Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#48 Posted: 20:22:00 18/05/2016
Quote: Bifrost
You're all 14 Pokemon2

No I'm not letting that go just yet. It's... gah. At that age I didn't get why girls called boys 'cats' and thought it was something to do with pets.


I was going to make a sex joke, but I don't want to make things uncomfortable.

Mainly because I'm using a avatar of a family movie character.
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Bruh
Pokemon2 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3814
#49 Posted: 20:32:52 18/05/2016
I just talked to her about hobbies
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