darkSpyro

"open the forum.
stop having it be dead."

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Quote: arceustheprime

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im not far enough into gibberish on duolingo to translate that ;~;

Quote: Drawdler

I was really tempted to post the script in full but it would be pretty annoying to me, you, S&N and our dictators.

#FreeTheBee

LOKI
Please tell me you're going to appeal
to my humanity.

TONY
Uh...actually, I'm planning to threaten
you.

LOKI
You should have left your armor on for
that.

TONY
Yeah, it's seen a bit of mileage.
You've got the blue stick of destiny.
Would you like a drink?

LOKI
Stalling me won't change anything.

TONY
No, no, no! Threatening. No drink? You
sure? I'm having one.

LOKI
The CHITAURI are coming, nothing will
change that. What have I to fear?

TONY

THE AVENGERS.
(Loki looks at him, confused)
It's what we call ourselves, sort of
like a team. `EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES'
type of thing.

LOKI
Yes, I've met them.

TONY

(SMILING)
Yeah, takes us a while to get any
traction, I'll give you that one.

TONY (CONT'D)
But, let's do a head count here. Your
brother, the demi-God; a super soldier,
a living legend who kind of lives up to
the legend; a man with breath-taking
anger management issues; a couple of
master assassins, and you, big fella,
you've managed to piss off every single
one of them.

LOKI
That was the plan.

TONY
Not a great plan. When they come, and
they will, they'll come for you.
From underneath the bar table, Tony pulls on COLANTOTTE
BRACELETS, a honing device.

LOKI
I have an army.

TONY
We have a HULK.

LOKI
I thought the beast had wandered off.

TONY
You're missing the point. There's no
throne, there is no version of this,
where you come out on top. Maybe your
army comes and maybe it's too much for
us, but it's all on you. Because if we
can't protect the Earth, you can be
damned well sure we'll avenge it.

LOKI
(slowly walks up to him;
raising the scepter)
How will your friends have time for
me,when they're so busy fighting you?
Loki TAPS Tony on the chest with his scepter. PING! Nothing.
Confused, Loki tires again. PING! NOTHING.

LOKI
It should work.

TONY
Well, performance issues. You know?
In anger, Loki GRABS Tony by the throat and FLINGS him across
the room.

TONY
Jarvis. Anytime now.
Loki grabs Tony by the throat again.

LOKI
You will all fall before me.
LOKI THROWS TONY OUT THE WINDOW. Tony FREEFALLS down the tower.
From behind Loki, an elevator opens and a RED POD SHOOTS out.
The pod LASER SIGNALS the COLANTOTTE BRACELETS on Tony. The POD
begins to TRANSFORM into the MARK VII suit.
It LATCHES onto Tony. IRON MAN. The suit FLIES up before he hits
the ground or the gazing people. Loki looks up, angry.

IRON MAN
And there's one other person you pissed
off! His name was Phil.
Loki raises the scepter. IRON MAN FIRES at Loki, sending him on
his ass.

EXT. STARK TOWER ** DAY

Selvig looks up at the sky. The Tesseract's energy BEAMS into
the sky. The beam then forms a VORTEX, which then opens up

ANOTHER PORTAL.

EXT. VASTNESS OF SPACE

A hole in space rips open, and from it, the CHITAURI ARMY SPILLS
out in FLYING CHARIOTS, carrying ENERGY RIFLES with a bayonet on
the end.

Quote: somePerson

LOKI
Please tell me you're going to appeal
to my humanity.

TONY
Uh...actually, I'm planning to threaten
you.

LOKI
You should have left your armor on for
that.

TONY
Yeah, it's seen a bit of mileage.
You've got the blue stick of destiny.
Would you like a drink?

LOKI
Stalling me won't change anything.

TONY
No, no, no! Threatening. No drink? You
sure? I'm having one.

LOKI
The CHITAURI are coming, nothing will
change that. What have I to fear?

TONY

THE AVENGERS.
(Loki looks at him, confused)
It's what we call ourselves, sort of
like a team. `EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES'
type of thing.

LOKI
Yes, I've met them.

TONY

(SMILING)
Yeah, takes us a while to get any
traction, I'll give you that one.

TONY (CONT'D)
But, let's do a head count here. Your
brother, the demi-God; a super soldier,
a living legend who kind of lives up to
the legend; a man with breath-taking
anger management issues; a couple of
master assassins, and you, big fella,
you've managed to piss off every single
one of them.

LOKI
That was the plan.

TONY
Not a great plan. When they come, and
they will, they'll come for you.
From underneath the bar table, Tony pulls on COLANTOTTE
BRACELETS, a honing device.

LOKI
I have an army.

TONY
We have a HULK.

LOKI
I thought the beast had wandered off.

TONY
You're missing the point. There's no
throne, there is no version of this,
where you come out on top. Maybe your
army comes and maybe it's too much for
us, but it's all on you. Because if we
can't protect the Earth, you can be
damned well sure we'll avenge it.

LOKI
(slowly walks up to him;
raising the scepter)
How will your friends have time for
me,when they're so busy fighting you?
Loki TAPS Tony on the chest with his scepter. PING! Nothing.
Confused, Loki tires again. PING! NOTHING.

LOKI
It should work.

TONY
Well, performance issues. You know?
In anger, Loki GRABS Tony by the throat and FLINGS him across
the room.

TONY
Jarvis. Anytime now.
Loki grabs Tony by the throat again.

LOKI
You will all fall before me.
LOKI THROWS TONY OUT THE WINDOW. Tony FREEFALLS down the tower.
From behind Loki, an elevator opens and a RED POD SHOOTS out.
The pod LASER SIGNALS the COLANTOTTE BRACELETS on Tony. The POD
begins to TRANSFORM into the MARK VII suit.
It LATCHES onto Tony. IRON MAN. The suit FLIES up before he hits
the ground or the gazing people. Loki looks up, angry.

IRON MAN
And there's one other person you pissed
off! His name was Phil.
Loki raises the scepter. IRON MAN FIRES at Loki, sending him on
his ass.

EXT. STARK TOWER ** DAY

Selvig looks up at the sky. The Tesseract's energy BEAMS into
the sky. The beam then forms a VORTEX, which then opens up

ANOTHER PORTAL.

EXT. VASTNESS OF SPACE

A hole in space rips open, and from it, the CHITAURI ARMY SPILLS
out in FLYING CHARIOTS, carrying ENERGY RIFLES with a bayonet on
the end.

i love you

She looks at me every day.


Mary Jane Watson.


Oh, boy. If she only knew

how I felt about her.


But she can never know.


I made a choice once to live

a life of responsibility.


A life she can never be a part of.


Who am I?


I'm Spider-Man, given a job to do.


And I'm Peter Parker,

and I, too, have a job.


Parker. Parker!


No, no, no, stop! Stop!


Parker, you're late, man. Always late.


I'm sorry, Mr. Aziz.

There was a disturbance.


Another disturbance.

Always a disturbance with you.


Come on, minutes ago,

in comes order.


Harmattan, Burton & Smith.

Eight extra-large deep-dish pizzas.


In eight minutes, I am defaulting on

Joe's -minute guarantee.


Then, not only am I receiving

no money for these pizzas...


...but I will lose the customer forever

to Pizza Yurt.


Look, you are my only hope, all right?

You have to make it in time.


Peter, you're a nice guy.

But you're just not dependable.


This is your last chance.


You have to go blocks

in l minutes or your ass is fired.


Go!


Hey, what, are you stupid?


Whoa! He stole that guy's pizzas!


I'm gonna get it!


Hey, you guys.

No playing in the streets.


Yes, Mr. Spider-Man.


See you.


Way to go, Spidey!


Pizza time.


You're late.


I'm not paying for those.


Joe's -minute guarantee

is a promise, man.


I know to you, Parker, a promise

means nothing. But to me, it's serious.


It's serious to me too, Mr. Aziz.


- You're fired. Go.

- Please, I need this job.


- You're fired.

- Look, give me another chance.


You're fired.


- Parker, hello. You're fired.

- Why?


- Parker, hello. You're fired.

- Why?


Dogs catching Frisbees?


Pigeons in the park?

A couple geezers playing chess?


- Boss.

- Not now.


The Bugle could show another side

of New York for a change.


We got six minutes to deadline, Jonah.

We need page one.

pizza time

pizza time

Quote: arceustheprime

pizza time

okay you know what i think its time to go to sleep

There ya go

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Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen

Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht
die Augenlider zu erpressen
ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht
Dämonen Geister schwarze Feen
sie kriechen aus dem Kellerschacht
und werden unter euer Bettzeug sehen

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht
und stehlen eure kleinen heißen Tränen
sie warten bis der Mond erwacht
und drücken sie in meine kalten Venen

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

k

*entertains StriderSwag*

Quote: pankakesparx456

k

*entertains StriderSwag*

*entertains her MORE*

Quote: cowpowa23

Quote: pankakesparx456

k

*entertains StriderSwag*

*entertains her MORE*

yes
good
fight for me you filthy peasants

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: cowpowa23

Quote: pankakesparx456

k

*entertains StriderSwag*

*entertains her MORE*

yes
good
fight for me you filthy peasants

*ENTERTAINING INTENSIFIES*

Quote: pankakesparx456

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: cowpowa23

*entertains her MORE*

yes
good
fight for me you filthy peasants

*ENTERTAINING INTENSIFIES*

DANCE HARDER, FOOL

How can I entertain you, my Eternal Queen?

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: pankakesparx456

Quote: StriderSwag

yes
good
fight for me you filthy peasants

*ENTERTAINING INTENSIFIES*

DANCE HARDER, FOOL

E̢̙̫̤ͩ͒͗͒̅̃̔̉͛ͮ̅̄̓ͫ̚̕͘͞N̶̶͚̖̻̙͂̍͆ͮ̈́̌͂ͫ̾ͩ́̕T̷̷̨͈̦̹̲̻̭͕͆͂̓͋̃̆ͧ̓̑ͦͫ̄͌͑́͝Ĕ̯̼̳͔̫̣̟̯̲̟̍̏̐̌ͨ͌ͭ͜Rͮ̈́̈́̅̓̊̊ͥ̐̉͂̐̉ͭ̏̉͏̨͉̱̹̩͖̼̦̼̹̤͚͎̬̲̳̩͎̞͘͜͠ͅṮ̢̢̻͎̠̝͕̋̆͌ͭ̅̔͂͋̓̌ͬ͊̆̇ͭ̌̚A̷͚̠̟̬̖̣̙̰̠̤̪̗̥̙͎̻ͤ̇ͭ̉͋̈́ͤ͋̎̊ͬ̊͑ͤͤ̓̃̾ͦ́͝͠I̢̨̨͇̺̭͕̯̞̭̭͚͔ͩ͑ͩ̊̑̑͑́̿̅ͮ͢͜ͅŅ͎̞͚̫̻̱͖͔̱̤̤̲̺̝͎̜̹̏ͣͤ̚͞ͅͅM̵̨͍̱̭̺̞̳͈̩̃ͥ̏͂ͫ͆̊̌ͥ̈̌̋͊̋̉͐͢E̾ͣ̅̑̆̄̔̏̂̃͒ͮ̊ͤ̀́ͯ̀̚҉҉͏̮̤̺̫̞̮̰Ṉ̡̭̣̣̯͔̊̎ͥͧ̒͒̓ͯ͑͋͒͗ͤ͢͝ͅŢ̵̣̺̰̦̝͚̫͓͔͉̠̹̝̭̜̥̭́ͮͪͧͨͬ͑͘ ̭͖͓̱͈̹̳̯͑́ͨ̇̆͢͠O̓ͤ̋̇̋ͤ̈̓͏̴͚̬̰͍̦̠̯͖͕̗̬̹͖͉̼͠͞Ņ̵̍̌ͨ̂̽̀̐̋͋͋ͮͬ̃͛̔͢͞҉͎̬̹͈̗̳̗̠̼ ̀̔̊ͬͯ́̂̑ͧ̍̍̋҉̶̢̪͖͉̖̱̩̺͍͕͚̞̳͢͟Ā̧̙̲̺̰̳̥̗̟͕̬̮̰̦͔̊́ͩ͗̆ͭ̀͟͝ ̸̧̝̯̫̟͉̟̱̞͇̳̦̫̰̦̭̞͎̱͒̄̂͗̏ͨ̽ͬ̇̈͂͆̍͢M̹̝̱̩͚͖̯͖͓͓̫̪̱͉̋͂ͤͬ̕͠Ą̡̢͙̜͍̮̮̖̜͍͔̝̫̟̪̦ͨ̓̄̐̒͗ͩ̌ͭ́͝X̶̨̨̺̜̬̝̠͉͇̏̈͊̓̇̇͊̏͗̑́̿̓̍͒ͯ̀́I͛ͦ͂̏̉̍̏̇̚͏̹͇̤̮͍͜M̧̛̖̳̘̣̳̭̟̰̀̒ͥ̾͛͌́͆ͭͪ̂͂̏̑ͤ̄͟͜͡U̸̧̟̥̟̝͎̫͉̫͖̠̫̮̱ͯ̇̓̿ͭ͛̍M̵̛͉̺̣̯̤̠̽̃̎̑ ̶̞͎͖̝̤͖͌̄͗̍̉ͫ͠ͅL̶̷̖͕̝͔̻͈͙̾ͩ͂̀̂̌̉̓ͦͤ̅͂̈͐̈́̔ͅĘ̢̛̤̳͔͙̖̻̯̝̍̄̏ͧͪ͟͡ͅV̷̴̝̣̦̮̬͖͔͍͕͓̮͈̭̦͚͈ͨ̅͒͗ͫ̓ͣ̿ͥͣ̉̌́̋ͤ́ͅȆͥ́ͯͬ̉ͮ̅҉҉̭̖͓̣͠͝͡L̰̯̺͇̟̬͓̱̮͎̍ͮ̽ͮ͊̔̅͒͊̐ͣ͑̚͘͞͞

*Stabs pankakesparx456*

Quote: SuperSpyroFan55

*Stabs pankakesparx456*

awww

maaaan

i've been staaabed

awww

maaan

Quote: Samius

Quote: Qcumber

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen

Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht
die Augenlider zu erpressen
ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht
Dämonen Geister schwarze Feen
sie kriechen aus dem Kellerschacht
und werden unter euer Bettzeug sehen

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht
und stehlen eure kleinen heißen Tränen
sie warten bis der Mond erwacht
und drücken sie in meine kalten Venen

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

Somehow this song always reminds me of WoW.

I guess it was the fan-made music video that I once saw.

Really? Guess it's because I don't know german.

why should I

I can't believe none of you got the joke.

How are you supposed to protect your forum from criminals?



Every user started hiring samurai.