darkSpyro

I've been thinking about this for a while, and realized it's time I dropped out.
It's a huge waste of time and money, and the stress is eating me alive.

Instead, I've decided to focus on my true dream job... a comedian.

Thoughts?

Good good.

College is pointless.

Use your comedy to convince others to join us.


Who is your comedy role model?

Pff, I've never realy thought of college. It seems like a waste of time and life... to me, at least.

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Good good.

College is pointless.

Use your comedy to convince others to join us.


Who is your comedy role model?

Definitely Gilbert Gottfried, he has such a way with words.
When I hear his voice, those hills sing.

This is a good decision and I respect it. Please do knock knock jokes at your next show

knock knock

who's there

me NOT AT COLLEGE

That is the funniest joke I ever heard. I hope Carlos Mencia doesn't steal it if he still exists.

thanks!!! I came up with it myself x33

do not steal Kitty's Comedy™

To pursue career as a comedian. Don’t worry... people may laugh at you now. But when you reach your goals nobody will be laughing.



But in all seriousness if you really want this and college is making you miserable maybe you should do it. I did it (drop out) but my ambitions are more into cleaning toilets than running rampant in entertainment business. But comedy is a risqué business to be successful at. Usually most of comedians cannot support their living just by doing comedy alone (at least in the parts of globe where I live in) and for backup plan I would recommend against dropping out of college and I recommend you to have stable job to support your living and start comedy as a passionate hobby for a starters to earn some experience and extra cash. But as an occasional stand-up audience member I only have this to say that as long as your audience is drunk, just throw in some knob gags and you’ll be right as rain.

It's a fool's effort.

Quote: Kitty

thanks!!! I came up with it myself x33

do not steal Kitty's Comedy™

At it turns out..

I.

Stole.

Kitty's comedy.


yes.

Quote: CAV

It's a fool's effort.

;)))

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My philosophy teacher makes me wanna drop out, but I don't want to lose a year of my life. So I must pray this ***** passes me fairly for once.


I'm always ranting about how your teacher will ALWAYS matter in what grade you'll get, and in a case like me, even my future plans are at risk because of this damn teacher.