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Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217	#1 Posted: 01:19:18 27/03/2016 \| Topic Creator If you buy this, you are cruel --- Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess

G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130	#2 Posted: 01:21:52 27/03/2016 "optional restraining leash" YOU WILL BE PETTED BY THE PET PETTER --- Boop!

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984	#3 Posted: 01:30:58 27/03/2016 WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO PET A DOG!!?!? --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217	#4 Posted: 01:36:28 27/03/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: HeyitsHotDog WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO PET A DOG!!?!? Who would want to pet their dog with a MACHINE --- Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess

Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9893	#5 Posted: 01:49:01 27/03/2016 What is this world coming to? --- "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

abstractsardine Gold Sparx Gems: 2244	#6 Posted: 01:50:24 27/03/2016 HAHAHAHA This is too good.

Seiki Platinum Sparx Gems: 6150	#7 Posted: 01:57:10 27/03/2016 this is amazing and i need 5 --- Once in my dreams, I rose and soared. No matter how I'm knocked around or beaten down, I will stand up restored.

dinorang67 Gold Sparx Gems: 2409	#8 Posted: 02:36:06 27/03/2016 ahahaHAHAHA LOOK AT THE BUMPER STICKER "I love my pet. (I just won't touch it.)" GOLD GOLD --- and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a

SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265	#9 Posted: 04:42:07 27/03/2016 Quote: HeyitsHotDog WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO PET A DOG!!?!? People who buy this. --- eggmans gona pop dat cherry

SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265	#10 Posted: 04:47:42 27/03/2016 Drawdler... why? --- eggmans gona pop dat cherry

Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928	#11 Posted: 04:54:59 27/03/2016 "Hard, shiny water resistant housing." What the **** is "shiny water?" Is it shinier than normal water? How will shiny water affect the machine as compared to regular H2O? Is shiny water covered by my flood insurance? This is why commas are important. --- R.I.P. Ra June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
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dinorang67 Gold Sparx

Gems: 2409

#12 Posted: 05:58:14 27/03/2016

Quote: Spyro Fanatic

"Hard, shiny water resistant housing."

What the **** is "shiny water?" Is it shinier than normal water? How will shiny water affect the machine as compared to regular H2O? Is shiny water covered by my flood insurance?

This is why commas are important.

"i enjoy eating my family and my pets"
this is also why commas are important

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and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out and the lights go out a

Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913	#13 Posted: 06:01:02 27/03/2016 Quote: Drawdler Well, this thing is pointless, but I think it's good advice not to "touch" your pets. But they say a Q-tip is the best way to calm down a cat in heat. --- Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.

Crystal Dragon Diamond Sparx Gems: 8850	#14 Posted: 17:50:56 27/03/2016 Quote: Muffin Man Quote: Drawdler Well, this thing is pointless, but I think it's good advice not to "touch" your pets. But they say a Q-tip is the best way to calm down a cat in heat. -----
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4inCreation Gold Sparx Gems: 2989	#15 Posted: 18:00:12 27/03/2016 This is just a personal use machine. I want an industrial unit.
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Toadytoady22 Blue Sparx Gems: 533	#16 Posted: 18:28:31 27/03/2016 i will have it slap my ass and pretend it's daddy knack --- BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING IS NOT A FETISH. NORMALIZE BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING.

Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079	#17 Posted: 18:36:35 27/03/2016 A dog would swat that away faster than a cat could do it to a bug. Or, you know, get up and knock the thing over, possibly breaking it. --- SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT (What I need is never what I want)

HeyitsHotDog Diamond Sparx Gems: 8984	#18 Posted: 21:32:17 27/03/2016 Quote: Bifrost A dog would swat that away faster than a cat could do it to a bug. Or, you know, get up and knock the thing over, possibly breaking it. It'd probably scare my Black Lab. --- Hey is there anything you want me to bring for the rest of the week and if so it’s so cool that you can do something and just do it like that

AdamGregory03 Gold Sparx Gems: 2156	#19 Posted: 22:11:53 27/03/2016 What's the point in having a pet if you're not going to pet it? THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED "PETS" FOR PETE'S SAKE! --- Golden Queen did nothing wrong and she is best evil waifu. Check this out! Please?

Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122	#20 Posted: 23:15:54 27/03/2016 can i use this machine to spank my own ass

Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217	#21 Posted: 23:18:08 27/03/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: AdamGregory03 What's the point in having a pet if you're not going to pet it? THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED "PETS" FOR PETE'S SAKE! Multiple users on here have Betta fish --- Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess

thumper Ripto Gems: 3519	#22 Posted: 23:43:36 27/03/2016 Quote: Windumup Quote: AdamGregory03 What's the point in having a pet if you're not going to pet it? THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED "PETS" FOR PETE'S SAKE! Multiple users on here have Betta fish welp i almost made it through the day without being confused.... omg help me...

xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648	#23 Posted: 12:37:02 28/03/2016 Am I the only one that thinks that this may actually be beneficial in rare cases? Say you have a puppy and you're going away. That puppy is gonna want love and to be pet. Possible temporary solution. The restraining leash is dumb af tho so --- now its time to get funky

Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217	#24 Posted: 12:52:05 28/03/2016 \| Topic Creator Quote: xXBeavcoonXx Am I the only one that thinks that this may actually be beneficial in rare cases? Say you have a puppy and you're going away. That puppy is gonna want love and to be pet. Possible temporary solution. The restraining leash is dumb af tho so Pet sitter --- Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess

arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362	#25 Posted: 12:54:16 28/03/2016 http://www.amazon.com/Prank-Pa...r/dp/B009LNZIZY go buy it

xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648	#26 Posted: 12:57:00 28/03/2016 Quote: Windumup Quote: xXBeavcoonXx Am I the only one that thinks that this may actually be beneficial in rare cases? Say you have a puppy and you're going away. That puppy is gonna want love and to be pet. Possible temporary solution. The restraining leash is dumb af tho so Pet sitter Last minute option? --- now its time to get funky

SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx

Gems: 2265

#27 Posted: 14:48:14 28/03/2016

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: Windumup
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Am I the only one that thinks that this may actually be beneficial in rare cases?
Say you have a puppy and you're going away.
That puppy is gonna want love and to be pet.
Possible temporary solution.
The restraining leash is dumb af tho so

Pet sitter

Last minute option?

Or you could just leave them alone at home.

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eggmans gona pop dat cherry

Bifrost Prismatic Sparx

Gems: 11079

#28 Posted: 15:05:06 28/03/2016

Leaving animals at home alone to begin with is a bad idea. Spoiler for gross.

Parents were against leaving my late kitty on a pet hotel until rain broke through his spot and his litter box became a maggot infested swamp by the time we came back(thankfully we had another well covered one but for 3 days it obviously wasn't enough).

Not a fun sight.

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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)

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SuperSpyroFan55 Gold Sparx Gems: 2265	#29 Posted: 15:18:13 28/03/2016 I don't mean for weeks on end I mean as long as its just something like work or school it should be fine if you let them outside and give them food and water before you leave. --- eggmans gona pop dat cherry

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