darkSpyro

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Hack: If you ever find yourself in a situation where you are on fire, lay on the ground and play dead. The fire will become confused after a few minutes and leave you alone.
Congratulations, you are now not on fire and in the perfect position for a nap.

this is sorta similar to my hack

hack: if you're in the middle of the ocean and you start to drown just suck in as much water as you can, we've evolved and adapted throughout the years and because of this your body will evolve and adapt to have gills and youll be able to swim back to safety

Hack:

When you are drowning, just hold your breath and pretend your dead for a hour. That will confuse the water and you'll be fine!

Quote: Lunarz

this is sorta similar to my hack

hack: if you're in the middle of the ocean and you start to drown just suck in as much water as you can, we've evolved and adapted throughout the years and because of this your body will evolve and adapt to have gills and youll be able to swim back to safety

Quote: Eevee88

Hack:

When you are drowning, just hold your breath and pretend your dead for a hour. That will confuse the water and you'll be fine!

These seem like two very different hacks...
Something fishy is going on here.

i said mine first

Dibs

Double dibs

you cant beat double dibs eevee, nice try bucko

Hack: Put a mirror on your driver's license. When you show the cop your ID, he'll get confused and arrest himself.

Come on, we said it, like, one second after each other! I deserve dibs more vcv

Quote: Eevee88

Come on, we said it, like, one second after each other! I deserve dibs more vcv

clearly you arent well versed in the law of dibs

ive got it, new hack

hack: if you need to mow your grass but dont have a lawnmower just take a bunch of loose leaf and throw it sporadically on your lawn, the grass will think that it's snow and will go away and your lawn will be perfect for the next yard competition

Hack: Add one teaspoon of crack cocaine to your water when boiling eggs, the shells will come off effortlessly.

I can one up that!


Hack :

Use nail clippers, the grass will feel sorry for you and leave.

hack: ever wanna go to the magical princess night parade at disney? just ingest acid and believe

Hack; Pretend to be that parade, and you will teleport there.

Quote: Lunarz

this is sorta similar to my hack

hack: if you're in the middle of the ocean and you start to drown just suck in as much water as you can, we've evolved and adapted throughout the years and because of this your body will evolve and adapt to have gills and youll be able to swim back to safety

Instructions unclear. I think I'm dead.

Warning: This is a false life hack.

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: Lunarz

this is sorta similar to my hack

hack: if you're in the middle of the ocean and you start to drown just suck in as much water as you can, we've evolved and adapted throughout the years and because of this your body will evolve and adapt to have gills and youll be able to swim back to safety

Instructions unclear. I think I'm dead.

Warning: This is a false life hack.

All life hacks posted here are 100% verified.

How to keep you banana bunch fresh longer. Separate them from the stems and if you have a small square cubby thing, put one banana in each slot. They'll turn brown a lot slower if you do that. Because if you keep them in a bunch they rot faster. Rotting is like the cold to them, if you get too close to the infected, you'll be getting that cold too.

The Soft Drink Can clip that you use to open the can actually holds your straw as well! If you fold it over the opening, then place the straw into the hole in it, then your straw will not float in the water, and it will stay in place.

Also,

makes good makeshift water bombs! Close the bag but leave a small part open and tip some water inside till full. Close the bag completely then throw at your victim.

Got a papercut? No worries! Simply stick a knife in the wound and push it in as deep as your can, you will just bleed so much that soon enough the blood will run out and you will eventually stop bleeding! ^.^

Quote: MagicFizz

Got a papercut? No worries! Simply stick a knife in the wound and push it in as deep as your can, you will just bleed so much that soon enough the blood will run out and you will eventually stop bleeding! ^.^

I need to try that owo

Hack: Never use hacks. Every single one of these hacks made me take a thirty-minute long survey about my personal information.

Hack: If you cry while cutting onions, stop being a little ***** and you won't cry anymore.

Don't make loud noises around your computer; your data will get scared and leave.

I have more dank memes if anyone wants some.

Life hack: Wanna lose weight? Just... ****ing... hack off your arm. You don't need that ****! Who needs arms anyway, with legs like these.

I am laughing too much for this. X'D

hack: wanna get girls? well first get chloroform, soon your house will be full and you can set them all at your tea set and talk about the economical state of brazil
works for guys too but they aint about tea as much

-Put 2 cups of water in your car after filling it up. This helps to cool the engine.
-Pour hot water on your windshield if it's been snowing. This prevents fogging after you clear the snow.
-Bleach cleaning agents make excellent hand soap. Even better mouthwash.