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I have a spider-related emergency and I need help immediately [CLOSED]
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#1 Posted: 05:18:58 03/03/2016 | Topic Creator
So there's a spider in the corner where my ceiling and wall meet. I have severe arachnophobia so obviously I can't kill it myself. I would usually have my dad come kill it but my dad is short and wouldn't be able to reach this. Plus, even if he tried, he'd probably end up knocking it somewhere and it would roam free.

What do I do in this situation?
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Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#2 Posted: 05:24:41 03/03/2016
One time 2 years ago I had the same problem except my dad was asleep. I drew this picture in MS Paint to scare the spider into killing itself.

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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#3 Posted: 05:28:59 03/03/2016
>sees topic about "spider related emergency"
>osheet.jpg
>click topic
>not marvel related at all
>real spiders not spider ppl

**** off m8
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#4 Posted: 06:28:16 03/03/2016
Get a vacuum.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#5 Posted: 06:32:21 03/03/2016
Quote: Gage
Get a vacuum.


spider succ
arceustheprime Ripto Gems: 5362
#6 Posted: 06:34:16 03/03/2016
australian here- get a broom and poke it with the non broomy end until it climbs down to a reachable height then put a container on that ****er and slip paper under the container then throw it outside
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#7 Posted: 06:36:12 03/03/2016
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Quote: Gage
Get a vacuum.


spider succ


Suck dat spider.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#8 Posted: 06:38:58 03/03/2016
Quote: Gage
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Quote: Gage
Get a vacuum.


spider succ


Suck dat spider.


my spider senses are tingling for daddy long legs' webby cummies~<3
Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#9 Posted: 06:40:11 03/03/2016
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spider succ


Suck dat spider.


my spider senses are tingling for daddy long legs' webby cummies~<3


Long legs don't mean long leg.
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StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#10 Posted: 06:51:25 03/03/2016
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Suck dat spider.


my spider senses are tingling for daddy long legs' webby cummies~<3


Long legs don't mean long leg.


just because he skipped leg day ONCE doesn't mean he isn't a hot piece of thorax
G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#11 Posted: 07:26:56 03/03/2016
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my spider senses are tingling for daddy long legs' webby cummies~<3


Long legs don't mean long leg.


just because he skipped leg day ONCE doesn't mean he isn't a hot piece of thorax


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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#12 Posted: 07:27:44 03/03/2016
Normally I would attempt to kill it, but in your case I say get air freshener and spray it at the spider. If it falls do what Arceus said or get your dad.
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ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#13 Posted: 14:27:11 03/03/2016
Do what arceus said, don't kill it tho. Spoders are my friends.
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ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5582
#14 Posted: 18:34:30 03/03/2016
Quote: Trix Master 100
Normally I would attempt to kill it, but in your case I say get air freshener and spray it at the spider. If it falls do what Arceus said or get your dad.



>"Normally I would attempt to kill it, but in your case I say get air freshener and spray it at the spider."
>air freshener and spray it at the spider

that will still kill it
wat
let it live, take outside or let it do its thing
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Samius Hunter Gems: 9573
#15 Posted: 19:33:24 03/03/2016
Just kill the damn thing. Are you going to be afraid of it's corpse or something?
Reverse0456 Gold Sparx Gems: 2453
#16 Posted: 20:36:32 03/03/2016
Normally I grab a stick and try to scare it away to a area I don't have to worry about......this whole thread is making me paranoid.....is that bad.
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thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#17 Posted: 21:04:22 03/03/2016
Get a broom

let the spider crawl onto the broom

take that broom with the spider on it and put broom on back porch

wait til morning to bring broom back inside.

Problem solved....

If that spider was in my room, I knock that ***** down with said broom and stomp on it.


^.^
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#18 Posted: 21:17:35 03/03/2016
Quote: Samius
Just kill the damn thing. Are you going to be afraid of it's corpse or something?


yes

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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#19 Posted: 21:37:20 03/03/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Samius
Just kill the damn thing. Are you going to be afraid of it's corpse or something?


Spider zombies bruh
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4987
#20 Posted: 21:40:20 03/03/2016
Quote: 84skylanderdude
Quote: Samius
Just kill the damn thing. Are you going to be afraid of it's corpse or something?


Spider zombies bruh



Thank goodness it's not a bee. There are these fly things that eat inside the bee ans control it, causing it to STARVE to death, while being dead....
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4987
#21 Posted: 23:00:20 03/03/2016
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Spider zombies bruh



Thank goodness it's not a bee. There are these fly things that eat inside the bee ans control it, causing it to STARVE to death, while being dead....


Starving while being dead? How does that even work? smilie



Exactly. I learned it from a magazine a long time ago, so that zombie bee thing may be extinct for all I know.
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Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4987
#22 Posted: 23:07:21 03/03/2016
Zombie Bee

https://www.zombeewatch.org/
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G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#23 Posted: 23:08:58 03/03/2016
Quote: Drawdler
Quote: Cynderfan507
I keep reading "bee" as "bae".

Zombie baes, guys.


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ahem~


*****, please
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G2nt Yellow Sparx Gems: 1130
#24 Posted: 23:25:05 03/03/2016
Quote: Cynderfan507
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I keep reading "bee" as "bae".

Zombie baes, guys.


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ahem~



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ahem~


*****, please
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Are those your waifus? They suck.


u ****in wat m9
my waifus > ur waifus
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Underian Emerald Sparx Gems: 3095
#25 Posted: 23:25:31 03/03/2016
kill,,
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#26 Posted: 23:31:24 03/03/2016
Quote: G2nt
Quote: Drawdler
Quote: Cynderfan507
I keep reading "bee" as "bae".

Zombie baes, guys.


[User Posted Image]

ahem~


*****, please
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*****, please

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Trix Master 100 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8324
#27 Posted: 23:31:32 03/03/2016
Quote: Cynderfan507
I keep reading "bee" as "bae".

Zombie baes, guys.


Why did no one post Squigly yet after this post?
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Quote: ThroneOfMalefor
Quote: Trix Master 100
Normally I would attempt to kill it, but in your case I say get air freshener and spray it at the spider. If it falls do what Arceus said or get your dad.



>"Normally I would attempt to kill it, but in your case I say get air freshener and spray it at the spider."
>air freshener and spray it at the spider

that will still kill it


Oh. Idk how to spare spiders that well.
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ReshiramForever Platinum Sparx Gems: 5331
#28 Posted: 00:05:48 04/03/2016
just leave it alone????? jfc it's not hurting anyone
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#29 Posted: 00:18:01 04/03/2016
simple solution: kill it with fire
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#30 Posted: 02:16:11 04/03/2016 | Topic Creator
Emergency: the spider hasn't moved. What tf do I do
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