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hi, creamed corn issue [CLOSED]
Toadytoady22 Blue Sparx Gems: 533
#1 Posted: 01:14:48 16/02/2016 | Topic Creator
hi, toadytoady22. so i ate almost all of the cream corn and now im bloated and feel like a whale and i think i might puke but i really don't want to cause i might get another disease so answers please, thanks for help with answers advice smilie
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BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING IS NOT A FETISH. NORMALIZE BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING.
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#2 Posted: 01:19:49 16/02/2016
chill omg
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now its time to get funky
Toadytoady22 Blue Sparx Gems: 533
#3 Posted: 01:24:48 16/02/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
chill omg



my life is at stake!!!! someone out there who can actually help me please tell me what to do smilie
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BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING IS NOT A FETISH. NORMALIZE BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING.
thumper Ripto Gems: 3519
#4 Posted: 01:33:42 16/02/2016
Well I suggest you don't eat anymore cream corn for awhile, you're starting to make me feel like I have to puke by reading your threads. I also suggest you play a video game, read a book or draw, it will keep your mind off of throwing up which by the way is not good for you to do especially if you decide to swallow it. Please try doing those things and mind you, if you do puke don't tell us, k?
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#5 Posted: 01:35:01 16/02/2016
eat more creamed corn, it will cancel out the naueseousness [sic]
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:35:31 16/02/2016 by Carmelita Fox
Toadytoady22 Blue Sparx Gems: 533
#6 Posted: 01:39:24 16/02/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Carmelita Fox
eat more creamed corn, it will cancel out the naueseousness [sic]



im trusting you smilie
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BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING IS NOT A FETISH. NORMALIZE BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING.
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#7 Posted: 01:41:42 16/02/2016
thnx bb hope it works xoxo
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 01:41:52 16/02/2016 by Carmelita Fox
Kitty Platinum Sparx Gems: 5106
#8 Posted: 02:10:00 16/02/2016
toady plz dont die!!
Toadytoady22 Blue Sparx Gems: 533
#9 Posted: 02:19:33 16/02/2016 | Topic Creator
update: creamed corn did not cancel the bad nasuea smilie now im twice as bloated and twice as ready to puke
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BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING IS NOT A FETISH. NORMALIZE BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING.
Carmelita Fox Prismatic Sparx Gems: 13122
#10 Posted: 02:26:08 16/02/2016
sorry bb only knack can save u now :(
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4987
#11 Posted: 02:27:54 16/02/2016
Eat more creamed corn!! That's the only answer! !!!

(Just kidding, please don't do that.)

More fake advice: Eat ice cream and junkfood, that iz the answer to everything.

Real advice: Chill on the creamed corn for goodness sakes! Just sleep and you'll be fine.
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 02:31:55 16/02/2016 by Eevee88
Toadytoady22 Blue Sparx Gems: 533
#12 Posted: 02:34:24 16/02/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Carmelita Fox
sorry bb only knack can save u now smilie



another update: ate even more creamed corn smilie i can't stop
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BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING IS NOT A FETISH. NORMALIZE BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING.
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4987
#13 Posted: 02:39:03 16/02/2016
If you can't stop, eat it all so you won't eat it anymore! Problem solved.
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Rin Blue Sparx Gems: 934
#14 Posted: 02:40:12 16/02/2016
Quote: Eevee88
If you can't stop, eat it all so you won't eat it anymore! Problem solved.



I can't tell if this is dumb or smart
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Gone.
Toadytoady22 Blue Sparx Gems: 533
#15 Posted: 02:40:34 16/02/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: Eevee88
If you can't stop, eat it all so you won't eat it anymore! Problem solved.



that may be the stupidest thing ive ever heard, are you trying to get me killed :/
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BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING IS NOT A FETISH. NORMALIZE BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING.
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4987
#16 Posted: 02:41:54 16/02/2016
Quote: Rin
Quote: Eevee88
If you can't stop, eat it all so you won't eat it anymore! Problem solved.



I can't tell if this is dumb or smart


This was a joke no worries smilie

Quote: Toadytoady22
Quote: Eevee88
If you can't stop, eat it all so you won't eat it anymore! Problem solved.



that may be the stupidest thing ive ever heard, are you trying to get me killed :/



I have actual advice in my other posts, no worries smilie
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#17 Posted: 02:42:13 16/02/2016
Inject the cream corn
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#18 Posted: 03:43:30 16/02/2016
Quote: Toadytoady22
Quote: Eevee88
If you can't stop, eat it all so you won't eat it anymore! Problem solved.



that may be the stupidest thing ive ever heard, are you trying to get me killed :/


you actually doing it is even stupider tho??
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now its time to get funky
Toadytoady22 Blue Sparx Gems: 533
#19 Posted: 03:50:28 16/02/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: Toadytoady22
Quote: Eevee88
If you can't stop, eat it all so you won't eat it anymore! Problem solved.



that may be the stupidest thing ive ever heard, are you trying to get me killed :/


you actually doing it is even stupider tho??



stop with the personal attacks please :////
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BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING IS NOT A FETISH. NORMALIZE BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING.
Eevee88 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4987
#20 Posted: 03:52:23 16/02/2016
How good/filling is creamed corn?
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Heading out, my liege? A commission, I presume? Then I shall accompany you. Just...ah, allow me to indulge in one more chapter...
whirlwind fan Platinum Sparx Gems: 5849
#21 Posted: 05:05:34 16/02/2016
Throw the corn out the window you dingleberry.
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#22 Posted: 05:15:14 16/02/2016
Quote: Toadytoady22
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
chill omg



my life is at stake!!!! someone out there who can actually help me please tell me what to do smilie



Shove as much framed corn as you can into your mouth until you may feel like you are going to barf. You may think this is counter productive, but really it's just your brain trying to trick you out of creamed corn deliciousness. So instead, to trick your brain out of tricking you, you must stuff your face full of creamed corn, until you do throw up. The best thing to do is to swallow your own vomit, because you will retain the creamed corn that your brain is trying to force out. Now, you must make a topic on a message board to gross people out (be very descriptive. This is important, otherwise the grossing out process may fail). Now, people will give you joke suggestions, but if you make enough, eventually you will stumble across a post from a medical professional, like me. My level of training is up to this, so don't worry.

Now, my research of this treatment may be inconclusive, because it is based mostly on these.

If you have followed the steps in this post and still aren't cured, you may suffer from a severe case of this.
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