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get eggcited [CLOSED]
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#1 Posted: 05:25:19 24/01/2016 | Topic Creator
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EASTER COMES EARLY smilie
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#2 Posted: 05:30:02 24/01/2016
I always read his name in a malicious way.


You need to see the truth. Subliminar messages in a kids game.
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Bruh
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#3 Posted: 05:31:20 24/01/2016
WHAT THE ACTUAL **** IS THAT
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Gay 4 GARcher
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#4 Posted: 05:38:52 24/01/2016
skylanders is bad
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#5 Posted: 05:41:14 24/01/2016
"Please give us money, this series is dying."
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#6 Posted: 05:42:48 24/01/2016
Quote: parisruelz12
"Please give us money, this series is dying."


Easter gives money. So yeah, this helps.

They are eggcited for money.
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Bruh
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 05:43:22 24/01/2016 by Crash10
Dragons-go-hrr Platinum Sparx Gems: 6991
#7 Posted: 05:43:52 24/01/2016
Is that........bugs bunny...
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parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#8 Posted: 05:51:19 24/01/2016
Quote: Crash10
Quote: parisruelz12
"Please give us money, this series is dying."


Easter gives money. So yeah, this helps.

They are eggcited for money.



remember when spyro was an actual game and not a used as a cash grab
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#9 Posted: 05:59:38 24/01/2016
Quote: parisruelz12
Quote: Crash10
Quote: parisruelz12
"Please give us money, this series is dying."


Easter gives money. So yeah, this helps.

They are eggcited for money.



remember when spyro was an actual game and not a used as a cash grab



I said that they're always eggcited for money. This is the major proof.
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Bruh
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#10 Posted: 06:02:33 24/01/2016
LEAKED ACTIVISION DOCUMENT AHEAD, SPOILER WARNING:

New Skylanders Ideas
  • not spyro (actually anything but)
  • fart joke skylander (fart jokes are FUNNY and make sure the youth know that)
  • one named "cash grab" and he grabs a guy and takes his cash (4 recolors, one for each financial quarter)
  • contact 4chan mods, make that meme frog a skylander no matter how much it costs (the youth loves "memes")
  • hire disney to make a really cool and really original skylander, make sure there's low stock to drive up the price
  • actually, dont get disney, make it look original but hire some kid to put his or her OC in, then make low stock
  • donald trump needs a plug somehow
  • chocolate skylander, eats chocolate then burps a lot (burp jokes are funny too)
  • find another classic gaming character, buy them, put them in one game and make low stock, never use him again (crash would be good)

remember, next gimmick is "Skylanders: The NeXt Generation" (make the "x" cool on the box and also big), and it takes place after all the other skylanders are dead so the youth have to buy all new ones
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#11 Posted: 06:07:10 24/01/2016
Quote: Drawdler
^ I actually want Cash Grab now. smilie


us at activision plan for a Q4 release of cash grab, so would you like the base Q4 version (a christmas tree covered in money), the Q1 version (same tree painted with hearts), the Q2 version (tree painted to look like a palm tree), or the Q3 version (painted to look like a desk)?
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#12 Posted: 06:08:44 24/01/2016
Donald Trump can't enter in the game, or Fiesta cannot exist anymore.
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Bruh
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#13 Posted: 06:13:14 24/01/2016
Quote: Crash10
Donald Trump can't enter in the game, or Fiesta cannot exist anymore.


uh did you READ the leaked document??

Quote: StriderSwag
remember, next gimmick is "Skylanders: The NeXt Generation" (make the "x" cool on the box and also big), and it takes place after all the other skylanders are dead so the youth have to buy all new ones
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#14 Posted: 06:16:07 24/01/2016
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Crash10
Donald Trump can't enter in the game, or Fiesta cannot exist anymore.


uh did you READ the leaked document??

Quote: StriderSwag
remember, next gimmick is "Skylanders: The NeXt Generation" (make the "x" cool on the box and also big), and it takes place after all the other skylanders are dead so the youth have to buy all new ones


Make Skylanders great again.
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Bruh
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#15 Posted: 06:16:46 24/01/2016
Quote: Crash10
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Crash10
Donald Trump can't enter in the game, or Fiesta cannot exist anymore.


uh did you READ the leaked document??

Quote: StriderSwag
remember, next gimmick is "Skylanders: The NeXt Generation" (make the "x" cool on the box and also big), and it takes place after all the other skylanders are dead so the youth have to buy all new ones


Make Skylanders great again.


rumor is that he's gonna be the new eon
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#16 Posted: 06:19:11 24/01/2016
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Crash10
Quote: StriderSwag


uh did you READ the leaked document??



Make Skylanders great again.


rumor is that he's gonna be the new eon


So Skylanders will not fight Kaos anymore. Just Mexicans.

Unless Kaos is also Mexican.
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Bruh
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#17 Posted: 06:21:12 24/01/2016
Quote: Crash10
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Crash10


Make Skylanders great again.


rumor is that he's gonna be the new eon


So Skylanders will not fight Kaos anymore. Just Mexicans.

Unless Kaos is also Mexican.


the skylanders are going to fight all races except for whites, all women, and anyone who identifies as anything other than who they were born as
make skylands great again
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#18 Posted: 06:24:39 24/01/2016
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: Crash10
Quote: StriderSwag
rumor is that he's gonna be the new eon


So Skylanders will not fight Kaos anymore. Just Mexicans.

Unless Kaos is also Mexican.


the skylanders are going to fight all races except for whites, all women, and anyone who identifies as anything other than who they were born as
make skylands great again



So they will fight almost all of Skylands. Great.
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Bruh
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#19 Posted: 06:29:43 24/01/2016
Quote: Drawdler
GUYS I JUST CAME UP WITH THE GREATEST PUN EVER

Skylanders didn't just jump the shark,
THE SHARKS JUMPED IN IT
Because you know Terrafin can jump get it


Skylanders owns Activision 5 billion dollars. Get it? Because of... Terrafin... and...

Okay, I will stop.
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Bruh
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 06:30:15 24/01/2016 by Crash10
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#20 Posted: 06:54:20 24/01/2016
Now what, dare I ask, is that in OP's picture?..

it's a Skylander?

oh.
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"Moo".
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#21 Posted: 06:56:22 24/01/2016
I don't see a problem with this.
Crash10 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4745
#22 Posted: 07:01:44 24/01/2016
Quote: cowpowa23
Now what, dare I ask, is that in OP's picture?..

it's a Skylander?

oh.


Everyone hates Eggcited Thrillipede, including Skylander fans.
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Bruh
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#23 Posted: 13:45:19 24/01/2016
Is it bad I am really looking forward to this one...?
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#24 Posted: 14:04:27 24/01/2016
ELI5:

Eggcited Thrillipede is a variant Skylander, so it's a different color scheme in figure and in game. Usually these holiday palette swaps have some funny backstory like being painted this way by accident or turned into colorful abominations by spells. It's not required for anything though,so it's less cash grab and more collector bait.
In fact,you don't need to get ANY of this game's guys. You could get a Spyro for half a dollar on Gamestop and it'd make as much of a difference,as long as you have the cars or a portal to get a free digital car that looks like cheese. Actually,screw that,you only need the portal to complete the game's story because they also give you a digital legless dragon that looks like cheese.

[User Posted Image]

Thrillipede actually looks like this and though I don't like it myself, it's better than this horrifying thing. Yes, he's an anthro milipede. Get used to furries in Skylanders cuz there's no shortage.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
Edited 3 times - Last edited at 14:09:43 24/01/2016 by Bifrost
84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#25 Posted: 16:18:39 24/01/2016
I'm a huge Skylanders fan and even I'm creeped out by Eggcited Thrillipede.

Still gonna get it as I'm a big collector, but, my god.
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Ice Dragoness Diamond Sparx Gems: 7911
#26 Posted: 16:52:57 24/01/2016
More ugly designs from Skylanders as usual.
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#27 Posted: 16:54:06 24/01/2016
Quote: Ice Dragoness
More ugly designs from Vicarious Visions as usual.


Fixed that for you.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#28 Posted: 16:58:16 24/01/2016 | Topic Creator
GET EGGCITED MY BOYS
Kitty Platinum Sparx Gems: 5106
#29 Posted: 17:10:57 24/01/2016
I was hoping this would be a topic made by Eggs to announce his return.
Chompy-King257 Gold Sparx Gems: 2956
#30 Posted: 17:14:22 24/01/2016
Quote: ZapNorris
GET EGGCITED MY BOYS


[User Posted Image]

I'm hype.
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i made the "bus" look like my "dad"
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#31 Posted: 18:31:02 24/01/2016
Quote: Bifrost
[User Posted Image]

Thrillipede actually looks like this and though I don't like it myself, it's better than this horrifying thing. Yes, he's an anthro milipede. Get used to furries in Skylanders cuz there's no shortage.


HE
IS
AN
ANTHRO
MILLIPEDE

there's gotta be a term for that instead of furry or scaley. i propose buggy.

Quote: ZapNorris
GET EGGCITED MY BOYS


stop

Quote: Kitty
I was hoping this would be a topic made by Eggs to announce his return.


SAME
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#32 Posted: 19:45:53 24/01/2016 | Topic Creator
If you really like this topic so much strider than i commison you to draw fiesta getting deported by trump
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#33 Posted: 20:14:30 24/01/2016
Quote: ZapNorris
If you really like this topic so much strider than i commison you to draw fiesta getting deported by trump



Game on, mother****er.
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#34 Posted: 20:47:18 24/01/2016
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: ZapNorris
If you really like this topic so much strider than i commison you to draw fiesta getting deported by trump



Game on, mother****er.



that would be eggcellent
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84skylanderdude Platinum Sparx Gems: 5540
#35 Posted: 23:40:11 24/01/2016
Oh wait... I see what they were going for with this design.

Bugs Bunny.

No.

Just no.

Go back to the corner, VV. You've been bad.

I personally like VV games better than TFB games so I'm not hating on VV, just on their decision here.
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“No one knows what the outcome will be. So, as much as you can, choose whatever you'll regret the least.” - Levi Ackerman
Bifrost Prismatic Sparx Gems: 11079
#36 Posted: 23:43:38 24/01/2016
Bugs is gray,though. This is just a regular bunny.
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SO I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT
(What I need is never what I want)
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#37 Posted: 23:58:34 24/01/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: ZapNorris
If you really like this topic so much strider than i commison you to draw fiesta getting deported by trump



Game on, mother****er.



i'm waiting
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#38 Posted: 23:59:00 24/01/2016
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: ZapNorris
If you really like this topic so much strider than i commison you to draw fiesta getting deported by trump



Game on, mother****er.



i'm waiting

**** you im at walmart
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#39 Posted: 00:01:33 25/01/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: StriderSwag



Game on, mother****er.



i'm waiting

**** you im at walmart


ok then

i'll wait for you to get back from walmart
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#40 Posted: 01:39:28 25/01/2016
[User Posted Image]

have the thing i didnt try at all on
ZapNorris Ripto Gems: 5109
#41 Posted: 03:00:17 25/01/2016 | Topic Creator
Quote: StriderSwag
[User Posted Image]

have the thing i didnt try at all on



i love this
StriderSwag Gold Sparx Gems: 2769
#42 Posted: 03:03:11 25/01/2016
Quote: ZapNorris
Quote: StriderSwag
[User Posted Image]

have the thing i didnt try at all on



i love this



thank u
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#43 Posted: 05:20:08 25/01/2016
Quote: StriderSwag

HE
IS
AN
ANTHRO
MILLIPEDE

there's gotta be a term for that instead of furry or scaley. i propose buggy.


"exoskeletony"
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