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#1 Posted: 04:32:52 18/12/2015 | Topic Creator
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#2 Posted: 15:19:08 18/12/2015
My awesome dad said i'm skipping school today and we are gonna see The Force Awakens...
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#3 Posted: 16:59:55 18/12/2015
Gah, I've already seen TWO major spoilers. Thanks, random news sites that don't care about putting spoilers in their article titles.
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#4 Posted: 17:08:41 18/12/2015
I'll attempt watching today as well, will edit this with mine as well if the theater doesn't get full before we buy the tickets. At least it SHOULDN'T be, because apparently my city hates reading so everyone's going to watch the horrid brazilian-portuguese dub instead of subs so that room's pretty empty.
EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoQVvRSw8OA It's really good, it definately had hard on its mind what to take from the old ones and what to improve, and even someone like me who didn't invest a second on extra lore could get into it. My only real complaint is Kylo Ren sounds way too deep and it kinda broke all the air of threat when the guy sounds like he's always out of air. I was also annoyed by the lack of Poe but hey we have two more movies. Got dammit got spoiled in the death without knowing. I was like 'YEAH IT'S TOTALLY A JOKE' then you see someone casually point the lightsaber shiny end to him and I'm just like 'god dammit it isn't'.
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#5 Posted: 00:20:02 19/12/2015
it was great but im still annoyed that poe wasn't used much :^(
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#6 Posted: 00:48:22 19/12/2015
it was awesome but did they really have to kill off spock?
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#7 Posted: 01:04:59 19/12/2015 | Topic Creator
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#8 Posted: 01:44:58 19/12/2015
Maz was cool i guess
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#9 Posted: 01:46:31 19/12/2015
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Maz was all the cool. (Considering I missed AALLLL the trailers I don't even know what to comment on that's not actually a spoiler >:I)
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#10 Posted: 02:08:24 19/12/2015
Phasma was bearly in the movie. Kylo Ren is a whiny brat who has temper tantroms. Really, no joke. Still a great movie
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#11 Posted: 02:11:52 19/12/2015
We had Darth Maul, Plagueis, Vader and now Hissyfit. Seems right.
He was stabbing control panels at some point. I was half expecting the guy giving bad news to say that they need that to keep the ship going,but I guess they have reserves for that kind of temper tantrum.
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#12 Posted: 03:38:24 19/12/2015
Kylo Ren... where do i begin. He seemed awesome in the trailers.. But in the movie he is pretty much "Darth Angsty Teen." seriously. His temper tantrums on the control panel... oh boy. I was REALLY excited for Phasma... but NOPE. She just gives up. She's most likely dead. BB8 is still bae But rey is cool, finn is cool, and Poe impressed me. BUT HAN SOLO WHY ALSO CHEWIE'S ****ING PISSED Spoilers in the spoiler above |
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#13 Posted: 04:25:39 19/12/2015
Episode One was better.
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#14 Posted: 05:14:07 19/12/2015
About Phasma...
I'd bang her anyday ![]() the bone wars
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#15 Posted: 06:40:49 19/12/2015 | Topic Creator
A friend told me her headcanon for Kylo Ren is that he runs a ****ty daddy dom blog on Tumblr and makes those lame belt slapping gifs.
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I was pissed about Phasma being in it for like a total of ten minutes, but we know she's back for Episode VIII. Also you're right, but back off she's MY waifu. |
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#16 Posted: 06:49:12 19/12/2015
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literally all i can think since just getting back from the movie i will kill him myself |
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#17 Posted: 12:07:33 19/12/2015
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reasons why he was the best character in the movie: -is a badass pilot -has a cute droid -handsome as hell -dat hair -nice jacket -nice enough to give finn his jacket -has awesome chemistry with finn -probably gonna win dat bbc -is also apocalypse |
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#18 Posted: 12:24:05 19/12/2015
Dat hair indeed. Too bad only he and Rey actually had crazy hairstyles,and hers you don't even notice unless it's a profile view.
Kylo Ren stole Snape's down to having a high collar as well so he doesn't count.
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#19 Posted: 12:26:37 19/12/2015
kylo was a huge sperglord with 2/10 hair
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#20 Posted: 14:14:28 19/12/2015
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Rey is best character fool |
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#21 Posted: 14:39:48 19/12/2015
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get out with that mary sue trash |
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#22 Posted: 14:48:20 19/12/2015
Rey was cool,but she was too okay for my taste since everyone else is cooler. Finn was a pleasant surprise since I didn't even know they'd use a character like that so I didn't pay much attention to her.
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#23 Posted: 15:07:28 19/12/2015
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STFU fool Kylo Ren can go Dielo Ren |
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#24 Posted: 15:25:41 19/12/2015
And you guys want to know the best part?
If Jar Jar Binks was still involved in politics by the time of this movie,he's gone with the entire republic. No one needs to groan that he'll be brought back just to be killed or spared out of kindness from the writers, just gone and not a word about it.
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#25 Posted: 16:33:39 19/12/2015
When Kylo took his helmet off I wanted him to put it back on. Eugh.
![]() I used a pony gif since it was the only one I could find. Since spoilers can't be nested inside another spoiler, click at your own risk. Chewie should've gone all suicide bomber when Han was killed. |
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#26 Posted: 17:43:12 19/12/2015
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Guess i gotta clone her so things will be fair
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#27 Posted: 17:53:53 19/12/2015
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its pretty obvious that jar jar is in the force awakens, what do u think the "JJ" in JJ abrams stands for????? |
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#28 Posted: 18:07:44 19/12/2015
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saw it a few hours ago, and I agree wholeheartedly with these 2 statements. He's just bad in the 2nd half, with the semi-fake out with Han before killing him being one of the main reasons I don't like him. Also he's pretty damn annoying with his attitude and tantrums.
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#29 Posted: 19:52:15 19/12/2015 | Topic Creator
I can't wait to cosplay Kylo Ren bc he wears a mask so no one will see my dumb face.
Or Phasma. Phasma will be way harder tho Quote: Wreckingball13
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#30 Posted: 00:35:52 20/12/2015
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YOU NEVER EVEN SAW HER FACE JUST A LITTLE BIT OF HER VOICE THROUGH A HELMET CAPTAIN CHROME COULD LOOK LIKE VADER UNDERNEATH THAT HELMET FOR ALL WE KNOW Quote: Darby
ACTUAL SPOILERS DON'T READ he certainly inherited his grandfather's teen angst
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#31 Posted: 01:01:00 20/12/2015
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You mean captain sexy?
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#32 Posted: 01:21:23 20/12/2015
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captain orgasma would obviously be the better name ugh
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#33 Posted: 01:33:58 20/12/2015
Daisy Ridley is quite a pretty lady, I do say, I do say indeed.
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#34 Posted: 01:44:06 20/12/2015 | Topic Creator
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DAISY RIDLEY IS ADORABLE AND PROBS MY CELEBRITY CRUSH NOW SHES SO CUTE Quote: Spyrobaro
I've seen like 5 total minutes of WOY, but I can confirm he basically is. |
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#35 Posted: 02:24:35 20/12/2015
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#36 Posted: 06:30:31 20/12/2015 | Topic Creator
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>we're still rickrolling in 2015 >rickrolling is a dated meme and this no longer funny top kek |
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#37 Posted: 10:40:09 20/12/2015
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#38 Posted: 12:53:43 20/12/2015
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Wait that leads to Never gonna give you up....I need to go now!
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#39 Posted: 15:44:16 20/12/2015
I personally almost walked out of the theater towards the end. I personally think it's one of the worst ones. Which sucks cause the first half of it I was totally loving. Then everything changed, when the third death star attacked. (Yes, that's an avatar reference) (and yes, I know it's not called a death star, but it's the exact same thing and finale as episode 4 and 6 with the death stars, so it's death star 3.0)
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#40 Posted: 15:49:23 20/12/2015
I'm probably the only one that liked the things being repeated because it's not like they just reuse the scenes for the sake of it,a lot is done better in my opinion. Then again, I'm a casul that watched the movies like 6 years ago in one sitting and probably should hate the parallels more, but I don't, I had more fun with this one than the prequels and a big part of the originals.
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#41 Posted: 16:44:34 20/12/2015
i cringe at anybody who says this is worse than the prequels
ESB > ANH > TFA > ROTS = ROTJ > AOTC > TPM |
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#42 Posted: 17:06:52 20/12/2015
ESB=TFA> ANH > ROTS > ROTJ > AOTC > TPM
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#43 Posted: 17:08:53 20/12/2015
it was definitely better than the prequels and in my opinion return of the jedi
i don't see why people are complaining about the parallels between VII and IV/VI; the parallelism is fine, because it functions as both a reference and helps understand what they're going for with the plot device. there's a whole lot of fanservice with things like the bad cgi board game in the millennium falcon, the helmet that luke trained with, etc. but the movie wasn't really weighed down by it or centered around it so i don't see the problems there.
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#44 Posted: 17:14:26 20/12/2015
holy **** the movie was awesome
best Star Wars movie I've seen |
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#45 Posted: 17:23:55 20/12/2015
Return of the jedi is my favorite. Don't know the hate for it.
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#46 Posted: 17:26:41 20/12/2015
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another death star and ewoks |
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#47 Posted: 17:27:15 20/12/2015
I definately liked the subtle story related fanservice a lot more than what people think of nowadays (like using phrases or throwing plot out of the window as long as the cool speculated fight/conversation happens in the franchise) ;it's still a nod to the fans when underused. Of course,it might've happened a tad bit too much,but being the first film of the new triology playing too safe is expected.
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#48 Posted: 18:00:34 20/12/2015
I think it's time I watch the prequels to see what the talk's about
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#49 Posted: 18:02:03 20/12/2015
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Be ready for this ****er
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