darkSpyro

i am 12 and i bought a new house valued at $1,500,000, a new yacht, a summer home, a marth amiibo, my own amusement park, and built another hot tub in my house. what did you buy today?

I bought myself a can of beans to eat for the week. I'm not sure if my life savings can afford another can for the month. :(

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Quote: somePerson

I bought myself a can of beans to eat for the week. I'm not sure if my life savings can afford another can for the month.

that's cool. i just flew to my vacation home in my private jet

You'll never guess what I bought...

I bought myself

I bought myself a #Ferrari and a #Island.
I sure do feel #Blessed being a #GOPTeen!

I'm currently writing this as a fetus in my moms womb, and today as I was driving my diamond coated Ferrari to buy Nintendo and Disney while wearing my new platinum Guchi shoes and Armani coat made of $500 bills with all my upper class prostitutes riding in the back, all of which carried my sacks of billion dollar bills, I passed by some starving African children on my way, and they asked me for a slice of bread. I can't believe the nerve of some people...

at the moment, i'm currently underneath my private villain volcano island in a golden-coated submarine.

Quote: Crownless King

I'm currently writing this as a fetus in my moms womb, and today as I was driving my diamond coated Ferrari to buy Nintendo and Disney while wearing my new platinum Guchi shoes and Armani coat made of $500 bills with all my upper class prostitutes riding in the back, all of which carried my sacks of billion dollar bills, I passed by some starving African children on my way, and they asked me for a slice of bread. I can't believe the nerve of some people...

Are you a baby Donald Trump?

Quote: Crownless King

I'm currently writing this as a fetus in my moms womb,

STOLZ UND ERGEBENHEIT!