darkSpyro

I'll go first:

OK, so I used to be friends with this girl that used to live across from me. One day while we were talking, she brought up how her mom was pregnant. Now, naive little kid Crownless didn't know what pregnant meant, so since she said it in a sad/annoyed tone I thought it was another word for "angry".

Now here's where it gets good, one day in first grade we were going over how we would feel about certain situations, and the teacher said raise your hand and say how you'd feel if someone took your candy. Other kids said "angry" or "mad", but when it came to my turn I said "PREGNANT!" and at first everyone looked at me confused, then the whole class, even the teacher started laughing. I was so confused at the time, but now...ah man.

When I was really young I guess I didn't understand how toilets worked, so I would get the little bathroom cups, fill them with water, and then dump it in the toilet. When I told my parents I was going to give the toilet a drink, they were just like "okay you go do that. Whatever."

i sucked my thumb until i was seven, if that counts.

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i sucked my thumb until i was seven, if that counts.

i sucked on my fingers until i was 10 so ur okay there

I was born

That was a poor choice

i thought talking was a good idea

never again

I broke two parts of my body while I was playing.

I told my mom that I masturbated even though I didn't even know what it meant at the time.

in second grade i used to chase this one boy around the playground because he liked sly cooper which at the time i was obsessed with

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I told my mom that I masturbated even though I didn't even know what it meant at the time.

I did this but told my mom I had sex instead.

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in second grade i used to chase this one boy around the playground because he liked sly cooper which at the time i was obsessed with

That actually reminds me a thing me and my friends would do back in Elementary school. During recess we'd play "Jimmy Neutron" where I was Jimmy, a friend of mine would be Goddard and the other friend would be that chicken monster thing from the movie; other kids could join in if they wanted. All we'd do is run around in circles acting like the chicken monster was chasing us. That was it.

I would play this game with my friends, in which one of us would be holding an imaginary glass of chocolate milk, and then one of us would chase the person holding the milk screaming: GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE MILK! They would try and catch the person so they could 'drink' the chocolate milk. But if you were about to be caught, you could throw the milk to someone else to run off with.

Ah, good times...

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I was born

That was a poor choice

You didn't do the action yourself so that doesn't count

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I used to eat grass thinking it was healthy when I was around 5. I thought it was like lettuce.

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I was born

That was a poor choice

Now, now, what your mother think if she saw this?

I would always put glue on my hand just to peel it off.

My friend Nick and I ran a shop where we sold pet rocks. We didn't even alter them. Literally just sold rocks. If you bought one you had access to "Rock World" which wasn't even anything but putting your rock on a piece of wood we used in his backyard. We actually made money off of it.

One time my younger brother and I took a ginormous bowl and put everything we could find in it just to see what happened. It was filled with toothpaste and ketchup and other questionable stuff.

Had a freaking cult with my friend in 5th grade for Warrior Cats. We were so obsessed with it that it almost became a ritual. We would build forts in the woods (even though we weren't supposed to go in there) to claim territory during recess and recruited people that didn't even read the books. We would refer to ourselves by our cat names.

My neighbor has their own little "pond" area with frogs and everything in it. Often my older autistic brother used to run away, go there, take off his clothes, and try to play with the frogs. He would LEAVE his clothes there and walk around in his underwear outside.
One time I was riding my bike and I just see him, butt naked, running down the street.

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I used to eat grass thinking it was healthy when I was around 5. I thought it was like lettuce.

Way back when, me and my younger cousin also ate grass as well as dirt, just because we dared each other to. Neither are tasty, spoiler out there to all those who are dying to eat some.

Well, I've got one story. I'm a little hesitant to tell it though, 'cause knowing this place, I don't think I'd ever live it down.

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Quote: 84skylanderdude

I was born

That was a poor choice

You didn't do the action yourself so that doesn't count

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I used to eat grass thinking it was healthy when I was around 5. I thought it was like lettuce.

I was a zygote and I chose to become life

Once, my sister and I dumped water all over the bathroom floor, put a ton of soap in it, and ran/slipped around it thinking that we were cleaning it. It was the middle of the night, too, so imagine our parents' shock when they came in after hearing a lot of noise!

Something from kindergarten. I remember doodling in class and the girl next to me drew a cute little rainbow. I wanted to draw a rainbow too, but I was a dumbass and I thought that to draw a rainbow all you really need are a bunch of colors. So I just scribbled all the colors into a big blob and it was a mess. She told me my rainbow was ugly and I got mad.

In elementary school my friends and I were convinced that the school was haunted so we tried to go on ghost hunts during recess.

I went around catching grasshoppers during recess in elementary school.

I had a good chunk of people start doing it too

and in the 3rd grade I accidentally licked some tissue that had like germ fighter or something on it and I thought it tasted good cause it was kind of sour, so I had a bunch of other kids do it too and the teacher got pissed cause all of the tissue disappeared

In Grade 1/2, some kid found a discarded old Halloween juice box one day, and the majority of the class (including me) would play tag with it every recess/lunch from then on, and I remember pretending to be a dinosaur whenever we did it.
I was pretending to be a Troodon once when I was it, and I proudly declared "I'M A TROODON" and some kid says "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A TROODON"

and we never ended up playing tag the whole time outside the class just listened to this heated argument between me and that one guy

I would lick/eat those like, flavored lip glass/chapstic stuff. Surprising I am not dead.

I thought it was cool to have a broken arm/leg so I'd delibretly attempt to jump of the playground slide. It failed.

I thought when I was sleeping that my toys will personify/come to life, so everytime I thought one of them moved, I'd shout "HA caught you!"

I didn't know we had adult teeth. So throughout my childhood I was worrying about my only teeth falling out. So basically I cried everytime one would fall out.

Also, I used to plan my convosations A LOT. So when people never said the things I wanted them to say, I'd make them say the things I wanted them to say.

AND I used to pretend to have my own cooking show. Which pretty much consisted of me making the most messiest, simplest, weirdest, and destructive things. Like out of grass, dirt, ect.

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I was born

That was a poor choice

Same here dude, same here...

I used to think that all fictional characters coexisted in some sort of alternate universe, a la the old Cartoon Network bumps.

I ate the butterfly that sparx was supposed to eat. bleh, they don't taste to good.

bite my nails

The block of flats that I lived in (i'm an east london chav child) was my play area. I would run around playing with my imaginary friends not caring who saw me and i do not regret it.

Catch insects (dragonflies, butterflies) and keep them in a plastic jar in my room until I set them free or they died before I could set them free.

Spend hOuRs a day on Spyro. This lead to the ability to say all the character dialogue in their voices in my teenagehood. My speciality skilled voices are Hunter, Sheila, Greta, Bianca, the fairy bear things from Cloud Spires...I don't know my 8 times tables at the age of 15 but damn I can recite a Spyro character's dialogue.

This is the best one. One day me and my friend had a sleepover. We were 7 and thought we were hard conmen (what do u expect if u raise a child in london) and so we wrapped up my little sister's bouncy balls and set up a shop outside (at 5am) pretending they were chocolates. 5p each and we made 20p