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I'm a girl now [CLOSED]
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#1 Posted: 04:23:14 18/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Check my Guestbook lol. xdddddddddddd lololololol I was once a male and now I am a feMALE!!!! JKJKJKJK LOL Being a girl sucks because I can't pee standing up. :C Everybody at school wants my brand new never been used va ja ja and I don't know how to deal with them. :C I went to the girl's bathroom and there are no standing toilets. :C How am I suppose to pee now???? I feel like women should have more rights than makes because we have less rights than them. DX I want to be able to walk in public without these horny boys looking at me thinking they'll get some tonight. I hope that all men know how it feels to be seen as sex objects and pretty things to look at. 'm really tired of boys looking at me thinking that they'll have a chance with me. Like I won't date a guy who is overweight, fat, hairy, scrawny, has a small wiener, has a bad butt,has ugly eyes, is smaller than me, or is ugly.
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
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ThroneOfMalefor Platinum Sparx Gems: 5582
#2 Posted: 04:24:49 18/11/2015
I am a trans black.
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BREATHE AIR.
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#3 Posted: 04:29:13 18/11/2015
I'm a Trans Am.
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R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#4 Posted: 04:38:44 18/11/2015
I'm a bran sexual.

[User Posted Image]
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#5 Posted: 04:51:17 18/11/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
I'm a bran sexual.

[User Posted Image]


I am trans but I did kinda find that funny

Word puns for the win
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Big Green Platinum Sparx Gems: 6372
#6 Posted: 04:53:44 18/11/2015
[User Posted Image]
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Dacon Emerald Sparx Gems: 3176
#7 Posted: 07:20:56 18/11/2015
I'm a transformer
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GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

"I swear that thing has a mind of it's own." - Samius
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#8 Posted: 07:27:52 18/11/2015
Quote: Dacon
I'm a transformer



So...you were formerly trans?
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
Spyro Fanatic Hunter Gems: 12928
#9 Posted: 07:29:18 18/11/2015
Quote: Dacon
I'm a transformer


[User Posted Image]

Aww, you're so cute.
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R.I.P. Ra
June 16th 2000 ~ May 3rd 2017
Dacon Emerald Sparx Gems: 3176
#10 Posted: 07:29:35 18/11/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: Dacon
I'm a transformer



So...you were formerly trans?



No. *transforms into a jet and flies away*
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GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

"I swear that thing has a mind of it's own." - Samius
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#11 Posted: 07:40:21 18/11/2015
Quote: somePerson
Check my Guestbook lol. xdddddddddddd lololololol I was once a male and now I am a feMALE!!!! JKJKJKJK LOL Being a girl sucks because I can't pee standing up. :C Everybody at school wants my brand new never been used va ja ja and I don't know how to deal with them. :C I went to the girl's bathroom and there are no standing toilets. :C How am I suppose to pee now???? I feel like women should have more rights than makes because we have less rights than them. DX I want to be able to walk in public without these horny boys looking at me thinking they'll get some tonight. I hope that all men know how it feels to be seen as sex objects and pretty things to look at. 'm really tired of boys looking at me thinking that they'll have a chance with me. Like I won't date a guy who is overweight, fat, hairy, scrawny, has a small wiener, has a bad butt,has ugly eyes, is smaller than me, or is ugly.


omg why did you change to a woman don't you realize that you've lost your male privileges????!!!
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angelg Gold Sparx Gems: 2802
#12 Posted: 09:51:38 18/11/2015
Hey, you can't pee standing, but you can pee with someone! as girls sometimes don't go alone to the bathroom.
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Life sucks...and then you die.
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#13 Posted: 11:26:19 18/11/2015
Quote: Windumup
Quote: Muffin Man
I'm a bran sexual.

[User Posted Image]


I am trans but I did kinda find that funny

Word puns for the win


IN

AND OUT

IN

AND OUT
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now its time to get funky
somePerson Diamond Sparx Gems: 9574
#14 Posted: 22:17:05 18/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: DarkCynder_543
Quote: somePerson
Check my Guestbook lol. xdddddddddddd lololololol I was once a male and now I am a feMALE!!!! JKJKJKJK LOL Being a girl sucks because I can't pee standing up. :C Everybody at school wants my brand new never been used va ja ja and I don't know how to deal with them. :C I went to the girl's bathroom and there are no standing toilets. :C How am I suppose to pee now???? I feel like women should have more rights than makes because we have less rights than them. DX I want to be able to walk in public without these horny boys looking at me thinking they'll get some tonight. I hope that all men know how it feels to be seen as sex objects and pretty things to look at. 'm really tired of boys looking at me thinking that they'll have a chance with me. Like I won't date a guy who is overweight, fat, hairy, scrawny, has a small wiener, has a bad butt,has ugly eyes, is smaller than me, or is ugly.


omg why did you change to a woman don't you realize that you've lost your male privileges????!!!



God ****ing dammit!!!!!!!!!
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Star Wars didn't happen, but it's a rad movie.
DummyZ Gold Sparx Gems: 2844
#15 Posted: 22:27:56 18/11/2015
Quote: Muffin Man
Quote: Dacon
I'm a transformer



So...you were formerly trans?



Okay. That one was good.
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#16 Posted: 22:33:03 18/11/2015
i'm lumbersexual
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#17 Posted: 23:53:25 18/11/2015
I'm just here.
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Congrats! You wasted five seconds reading this.
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#18 Posted: 23:56:17 18/11/2015
I was transported into this topic
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5781
#19 Posted: 23:57:46 18/11/2015
I'm transatlantic.
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"sTORM, my parents just told me something that RUINED MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW that Smarties have different flavors?!" ~ShadowMewX
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#20 Posted: 01:02:06 19/11/2015
I'm transcontinental thank you very much.
Skyhunter Diamond Sparx Gems: 9893
#21 Posted: 01:45:07 19/11/2015
I'm transparent.
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"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#22 Posted: 01:54:01 19/11/2015
I'm a transceiver
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#23 Posted: 01:57:59 19/11/2015
transmit
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#24 Posted: 04:08:47 19/11/2015
i'm transluscent
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words. letters. filler.
willster8 Gold Sparx Gems: 2383
#25 Posted: 04:55:24 19/11/2015
Have you received the transcript to confirm your change?
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DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#26 Posted: 05:24:11 19/11/2015
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell for me. I will never know true love.
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Gay 4 GARcher
Muffin Man Platinum Sparx Gems: 5913
#27 Posted: 05:42:02 19/11/2015
Quote: DragonCamo
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me.



I like how you imply that attraction to Tyrannosaurs is the next step beyond attraction to women.
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Just ate a time muffin and now I'm traveling through the time vortex.
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#28 Posted: 07:00:04 19/11/2015
Quote: Sesshomaru75
lololololololol



ololloloollolololoolololololoo
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#29 Posted: 10:43:09 19/11/2015
Quote: DragonCamo
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell for me. I will never know true love.


I have a solution for you.

Invent a time machine
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^ You all know it's true
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#30 Posted: 10:46:44 19/11/2015
Quote: Greeble
Quote: DragonCamo
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell for me. I will never know true love.


I have a solution for you.

Invent a time machine


I thought it was gonna be Wal-Mart but that works just as well
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now its time to get funky
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#31 Posted: 10:49:14 19/11/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: Greeble
Quote: DragonCamo
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell for me. I will never know true love.


I have a solution for you.

Invent a time machine


I thought it was gonna be Wal-Mart but that works just as well


Damn i must be getting old, how did i miss that?
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^ You all know it's true
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#32 Posted: 10:50:39 19/11/2015
Quote: Greeble
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: Greeble


I have a solution for you.

Invent a time machine


I thought it was gonna be Wal-Mart but that works just as well


Damn i must be getting old, how did i miss that?


It was all probably just a plot to see your mother again.
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now its time to get funky
Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#33 Posted: 10:56:07 19/11/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: Greeble
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx


I thought it was gonna be Wal-Mart but that works just as well


Damn i must be getting old, how did i miss that?


It was all probably just a plot to see your mother again.


Well it has been a while.
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^ You all know it's true
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