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Is Bowser Trans? [CLOSED]
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#1 Posted: 21:14:59 13/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Bowser clearly is clearly acting like a ****ing masculine jerk a lot of the time, and it must be because he's secretly hiding that he's trans.


So Bowser is trans= canon
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Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#2 Posted: 21:15:51 13/11/2015
I think he might be in the trans closet, anybody agree?
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#3 Posted: 21:16:56 13/11/2015
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
I think he might be in the trans closet, anybody agree?



This man has the right idea.
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#4 Posted: 21:18:23 13/11/2015
Quote: PwnageFTW
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
I think he might be in the trans closet, anybody agree?



This man has the right idea.


"man"? Respect the pronouns.
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#5 Posted: 21:20:07 13/11/2015
Quote: Gage
Quote: PwnageFTW
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
I think he might be in the trans closet, anybody agree?



This man has the right idea.


"man"? Respect the pronouns.



k den

that happened
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#6 Posted: 21:59:32 13/11/2015
Trans? Nah...

In a gay relationship with Yoshi? Absolutely. ^.^;
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Blackholes_Wolf Ripto Gems: 10760
#7 Posted: 22:02:27 13/11/2015
Quote: HIR
Trans? Nah...

In a gay relationship with Yoshi? Absolutely. ^.^;


are you adding masculine pronouns to yoshi? get out
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#8 Posted: 22:05:13 13/11/2015
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
Quote: HIR
Trans? Nah...

In a gay relationship with Yoshi? Absolutely. ^.^;


are you adding masculine pronouns to yoshi? get out


Well I live in America and Yoshi's a guy here, so yes I am and I'm not getting out anywhere! This taxi's going TO DA MOOOOOOOOOOON! ^.^b
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#9 Posted: 22:09:41 13/11/2015
Quote: HIR
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf
Quote: HIR
Trans? Nah...

In a gay relationship with Yoshi? Absolutely. ^.^;


are you adding masculine pronouns to yoshi? get out


Well I live in America and Yoshi's a guy here, so yes I am and I'm not getting out anywhere! This taxi's going TO DA MOOOOOOOOOOON! ^.^b


"To the moon"? I see Your innuendo here.
Not in front of the kids, HIR.
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StormDragon21 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5781
#10 Posted: 22:34:11 13/11/2015
Quote: HIR
Trans? Nah...

In a gay relationship with Yoshi? Absolutely. ^.^;



I knew you were a genius!
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#11 Posted: 22:51:03 13/11/2015
Quote: Gage
Quote: HIR
Quote: Blackholes_Wolf


are you adding masculine pronouns to yoshi? get out


Well I live in America and Yoshi's a guy here, so yes I am and I'm not getting out anywhere! This taxi's going TO DA MOOOOOOOOOOON! ^.^b


"To the moon"? I see Your innuendo here.
Not in front of the kids, HIR.


I'm so good at them I don't even realize I make them until someone else points them out. ^.^;

Alternatively, YOU DAMN KIDS AND YOUR DIRTY MINDS! *shakes fist*
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DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#12 Posted: 23:38:38 13/11/2015
Quote: HIR
Trans? Nah...

In a gay relationship with Yoshi? Absolutely. ^.^;


new ship acquired
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Gage Platinum Sparx Gems: 6654
#13 Posted: 23:43:07 13/11/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
Quote: HIR
Trans? Nah...

In a gay relationship with Yoshi? Absolutely. ^.^;


new ship acquired


Someone get the boat.
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kardonis Platinum Sparx Gems: 6366
#14 Posted: 03:39:23 14/11/2015
So like, we shouldn't be asking who Jr.'s mom is, but rather who Jr.'s DAD is?

Wait, I'm a mom?

I'm a girl?

Am I in the closet?

It's dark

It's dark please help

How do I get out?

I'M SO CONFUSED
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I used to be THE Bowser, now I'm just an awkward girl
spyrothe111 Ripto Gems: 3702
#15 Posted: 03:40:51 14/11/2015
smilie: ...
HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#16 Posted: 04:24:30 14/11/2015
Quote: DarkCynder_543
Quote: HIR
Trans? Nah...

In a gay relationship with Yoshi? Absolutely. ^.^;


new ship acquired


New ship? Snitch, please, that relationship is canon.

Bowser's princess kidnappings are an obvious illustration of the fact that he's in the closet. Think about it, of all the "evil" stuff he's done, he's never really targeted the Yoshis with anything too malicious as an adult compared to the Mushroom Kingdom. And the reason's simple. He's sleeping with the most prominent of the Yoshi's!

I mean, look at Bowser Jr. Tell me he doesn't look like a Yoshi's face/snout plastered onto a tiny Bowser. Male Yoshis lay eggs in the Marioverse, after all. ^.^;
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willspyro Ripto Gems: 5862
#17 Posted: 05:40:29 14/11/2015
Bower is a furry.
DarkCynder_543 Platinum Sparx Gems: 5350
#18 Posted: 07:14:33 14/11/2015
Quote: HIR
Quote: DarkCynder_543
Quote: HIR
Trans? Nah...

In a gay relationship with Yoshi? Absolutely. ^.^;


new ship acquired


New ship? Snitch, please, that relationship is canon.

Bowser's princess kidnappings are an obvious illustration of the fact that he's in the closet. Think about it, of all the "evil" stuff he's done, he's never really targeted the Yoshis with anything too malicious as an adult compared to the Mushroom Kingdom. And the reason's simple. He's sleeping with the most prominent of the Yoshi's!

I mean, look at Bowser Jr. Tell me he doesn't look like a Yoshi's face/snout plastered onto a tiny Bowser. Male Yoshis lay eggs in the Marioverse, after all. ^.^;


omg how could i have not notice this
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 07:14:52 14/11/2015 by DarkCynder_543
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#19 Posted: 12:13:32 14/11/2015
Quote: kardonis
So like, we shouldn't be asking who Jr.'s mom is, but rather who Jr.'s DAD is?

Wait, I'm a mom?

I'm a girl?

Am I in the closet?

It's dark

It's dark please help

How do I get out?

I'M SO CONFUSED



STFU you dirty transexual trash
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#20 Posted: 23:49:06 15/11/2015
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I would say yes
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#21 Posted: 11:02:30 17/11/2015
More to the point where did his kids come from if there's never been a Mrs. Koopa?
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Medicus Gold Sparx Gems: 2405
#22 Posted: 11:28:10 17/11/2015
Quote: Greeble
More to the point where did his kids come from if there's never been a Mrs. Koopa?



IDK about Bowser JR but the Koopalings are adopted.
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#23 Posted: 13:27:24 17/11/2015
Quote: Medicus
Quote: Greeble
More to the point where did his kids come from if there's never been a Mrs. Koopa?



IDK about Bowser JR but the Koopalings are adopted.


Then Bowser JR is still a mystery to be solved.
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HIR Diamond Sparx Gems: 9034
#24 Posted: 03:21:18 18/11/2015
Quote: Greeble
Quote: Medicus
Quote: Greeble
More to the point where did his kids come from if there's never been a Mrs. Koopa?



IDK about Bowser JR but the Koopalings are adopted.


Then Bowser JR is still a mystery to be solved.


It's simple. He's the son of Yoshi and Bowser:

Quote: HIR
I mean, look at Bowser Jr. Tell me he doesn't look like a Yoshi's face/snout plastered onto a tiny Bowser. Male Yoshis lay eggs in the Marioverse, after all. ^.^;
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Greeble Emerald Sparx Gems: 4431
#25 Posted: 15:42:34 19/11/2015
Quote: HIR
Quote: Greeble
Quote: Medicus



IDK about Bowser JR but the Koopalings are adopted.


Then Bowser JR is still a mystery to be solved.


It's simple. He's the son of Yoshi and Bowser:

Quote: HIR
I mean, look at Bowser Jr. Tell me he doesn't look like a Yoshi's face/snout plastered onto a tiny Bowser. Male Yoshis lay eggs in the Marioverse, after all. ^.^;


That revelation just blew my mind.

I'll never be able to look at Yoshi the same way again.

Dirty Yoshi.
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