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#21 Posted: 01:37:17 11/11/2015 | Topic Creator
IMPORTANT PSA PLEASE READ
Hello. my name is pankakesparx456, servant of Lemongrab. As most of you know, Fallout 4, the most hyped game of 2015(srsly dis game is like the star wars 7 of video game hype dis year), just came out. People around the world have been playing it and enjoying the hell out of it.
But not everyone has this luxury.
Right now, as we speak, there are Fallout fans who are upset over the fact that they can't take a "sick day" and play Fallout 4 because they have no way of playing it. Right now there are Fallout players that don't have a Playstation 4. Others don't have an Xbox One. Many others, like myself, can't run it on our PC because holy crap this game is freaking huge. And don't even get me started on Wii U owners...
But now, you can make a difference. You can enroll in the "Fallout 4 S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Satisfaction Program," where for just 10 caps a day, you can ensure that another Fallout fan will be able to enjoy the latest in one of Bethesda's greatest.
With the caps collected, the F4SSP will ensure that every Fallout fan possible gets their own console with a copy of Fallout 4 to go with it, be it PC, PS4, or XBO(If you're a Wii U owner there's nothing we can do for you losers). Because who knows what will happen if they don't get the full Fallout experience.
It's already too late for Sticky, a young boy who wanted nothing more than to play Fallout 4. Sticky wanted to play Fallout 4, but didn't have any way of playing it. He didn't own a PS4 or XBO, and his PC was too weak(srsly ur PC is like windows 98 upgrade dat). eventually he followed a lone wanderer in Fallout 3 and wouldn't shut up at all so the wanderer blew up his face.
Please, don't let more people become Sticky. No one wants to be Sticky(seriously, that side quest in F3 was SOOO annoying. Like, don't tell me to shut up, you shut up! I mean even the official Fallout 3 player's guidebook says killing your loud mouth is actually an option! and honestly, how is Little Lamplight a successful location in the Capital Wasteland to begin with? I mean it's run by a bunch of kids, wouldn't it turn into something like Lord of the Flies and---). Please join the F4SSP today. It's just 10 bottle caps per day. together, we can make a difference in the lives of Fallout fans.
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Cool cool.
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