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i died in school today [CLOSED]
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#1 Posted: 22:28:31 05/11/2015 | Topic Creator
today in 4th lesson, Child Care, we were in a computer room doing coursework. The computers in that room are set in a 3-sided square shape and I came late so had to sit at the teacher's computer (she had a spinning chair-Jaggedstar 1, everyone else 0 smilie)

The teacher left the room and we were all silent. Suddenly, I start having major heartburn. It happens often so I just drank water and breathed slowly till it stopped. Then, I called my friend, who was across the room but not too far from me. She didn't hear me after me calling her name four times really loudly, and we had been shouting across the room to each other about five minutes before. I called my other friend and she didn't hear me either. Neither of them had earphones in and both were lounging in their chairs not doing work.

The teacher came back and sat at the desk behind me. She didn't notice when I had my hand up for ages and didn't hear me when I shouted "MISS I NEED HELP!" When the class started talking again both friends whose attention I was trying to get earlier were looking at me strangely, as if they were looking straight past me but making eye contact...if that makes sense.

You know that feeling you sometimes get where you feel really light-headed and as if nothing is real? That's how I was feeling during all this...

I immediately concluded that I died of heartburn.

what did u to today
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
The Bone Chompy Yellow Sparx Gems: 1201
#2 Posted: 22:30:58 05/11/2015
Quote: Jaggedstar
today in 4th lesson, Child Care, we were in a computer room doing coursework. The computers in that room are set in a 3-sided square shape and I came late so had to sit at the teacher's computer (she had a spinning chair-Jaggedstar 1, everyone else 0 smilie)

The teacher left the room and we were all silent. Suddenly, I start having major heartburn. It happens often so I just drank water and breathed slowly till it stopped. Then, I called my friend, who was across the room but not too far from me. She didn't hear me after me calling her name four times really loudly, and we had been shouting across the room to each other about five minutes before. I called my other friend and she didn't hear me either. Neither of them had earphones in and both were lounging in their chairs not doing work.

The teacher came back and sat at the desk behind me. She didn't notice when I had my hand up for ages and didn't hear me when I shouted "MISS I NEED HELP!" When the class started talking again both friends whose attention I was trying to get earlier were looking at me strangely, as if they were looking straight past me but making eye contact...if that makes sense.

You know that feeling you sometimes get where you feel really light-headed and as if nothing is real? That's how I was feeling during all this...

I immediately concluded that I died of heartburn.

what did u to today



so...it stopped, right? What do you mean you died.
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^This might be sarcasm.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#3 Posted: 22:33:59 05/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: The Bone Chompy
Quote: Jaggedstar
today in 4th lesson, Child Care, we were in a computer room doing coursework. The computers in that room are set in a 3-sided square shape and I came late so had to sit at the teacher's computer (she had a spinning chair-Jaggedstar 1, everyone else 0 smilie)

The teacher left the room and we were all silent. Suddenly, I start having major heartburn. It happens often so I just drank water and breathed slowly till it stopped. Then, I called my friend, who was across the room but not too far from me. She didn't hear me after me calling her name four times really loudly, and we had been shouting across the room to each other about five minutes before. I called my other friend and she didn't hear me either. Neither of them had earphones in and both were lounging in their chairs not doing work.

The teacher came back and sat at the desk behind me. She didn't notice when I had my hand up for ages and didn't hear me when I shouted "MISS I NEED HELP!" When the class started talking again both friends whose attention I was trying to get earlier were looking at me strangely, as if they were looking straight past me but making eye contact...if that makes sense.

You know that feeling you sometimes get where you feel really light-headed and as if nothing is real? That's how I was feeling during all this...

I immediately concluded that I died of heartburn.

what did u to today



so...it stopped, right? What do you mean you died.



the heartburn stopped. i died when the heartburn stopped
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
Windumup Emerald Sparx Gems: 3217
#4 Posted: 22:34:53 05/11/2015
4th lesson? You mean period right?

Also how did you post this if you are dead smilie
#Ghostconfirmedjk
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Ugh I wish my body wasn't a mess
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#5 Posted: 22:35:51 05/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Windumup
4th lesson? You mean period right?

Also how did you post this if you are dead smilie
#Ghostconfirmedjk



NO I MEAN LESSON DO NOT ANGER THE DEAD

this message has been brought to you from beyond the grave.
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#6 Posted: 22:39:05 05/11/2015
rip jaggedstar

forever lie in papyrus's spaghetti
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Quote: Carmelita Fox
YOU’RE ALL DUMB SHEEP!!!!
TTD Hunter Gems: 6795
#7 Posted: 22:39:27 05/11/2015
RIP Jaggedstar.
How's death? Is it fun?
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#8 Posted: 22:41:27 05/11/2015
even in death jaggedstar continues to funpost.

it's like a real life version of poetry
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#9 Posted: 22:41:51 05/11/2015
who posted this?
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words. letters. filler.
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#10 Posted: 23:19:49 05/11/2015
R.I.P in pieces
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#11 Posted: 23:24:27 05/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: PwnageFTW
rip jaggedstar

forever lie in papyrus's spaghetti


no thanks that sounds slimy


Quote: TTD
RIP Jaggedstar.
How's death? Is it fun?


tyvm
yeah, quite fun. i'm not good enough for heaven but never got a chance to be bad enough for hell, so i'm stuck in limbo forever. not too shabby here though

Quote: MoonHorizons
even in death jaggedstar continues to funpost.

it's like a real life version of poetry


little things like death wont stop me

Quote: TacoMakerSkys
who posted this?



not jaggedstar, clearly.
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
TacoMakerSkys Platinum Sparx Gems: 5690
#12 Posted: 23:29:37 05/11/2015
Quote: Jaggedstar


Quote: TacoMakerSkys
who posted this?



not jaggedstar, clearly.



but jaggedstar is dead u cant be jagged
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words. letters. filler.
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#13 Posted: 23:33:23 05/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: TacoMakerSkys
Quote: Jaggedstar


Quote: TacoMakerSkys
who posted this?



not jaggedstar, clearly.



but jaggedstar is dead u cant be jagged


thats y I said NOT jaggedstar
these things called ghosts exist u dumdum
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
cowpowa23 Emerald Sparx Gems: 4833
#14 Posted: 23:37:22 05/11/2015
looks like Jstar's ghost is trying to tell stories.

who let her out of the pit e_e
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I am a Cow.

"Moo".
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#15 Posted: 23:38:53 05/11/2015
Have you hired a hitman to avenge you and kill heartburn yet?
Jaggedstar Diamond Sparx Gems: 8660
#16 Posted: 23:40:51 05/11/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: cowpowa23
looks like Jstar's ghost is trying to tell stories.

who let her out of the pit e_e


look under your bed.

Quote: Wreckingball13
Have you hired a hitman to avenge you and kill heartburn yet?



but of course. i hired the hitman from hell.
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Quote: Paytawn
oh my god
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#17 Posted: 04:11:47 06/11/2015
Quote: Jaggedstar
Quote: cowpowa23
looks like Jstar's ghost is trying to tell stories.

who let her out of the pit e_e


look under your bed.

Quote: Wreckingball13
Have you hired a hitman to avenge you and kill heartburn yet?



but of course. i hired the hitman from hell.



You hired Sess?
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Dead
DragonCamo Platinum Sparx Gems: 6710
#18 Posted: 04:13:46 06/11/2015
here lies the biggest lemon ever
R.I.Pieces
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Gay 4 GARcher
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