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Go roughly 9 months back, I had my instagram account and this (fat) girl posted a selfie and said "I hate going to ASDA (UK Walmart) because everyone stops me and tells me I look like Taylor Swift" If you couldn't tell she was lying so I commented "No they tell you that you look like you ATE Taylor Swift" in a jokey way and she reported me for being underage because she realized reporting me for bullying wasn't going to work and that folks is why I had to make a new one.

Quote: epicLLOYD

Go roughly 9 months back, I had my instagram account and this (fat) girl posted a selfie and said "I hate going to ASDA (UK Walmart) because everyone stops me and tells me I look like Taylor Swift" If you couldn't tell she was lying so I commented "No they tell you that you look like you ATE Taylor Swift" in a jokey way and she reported me for being underage because she realized reporting me for bullying wasn't going to work and that folks is why I had to make a new one.

Before everyone blasts you for body-shaming, I'm going to say that the ability to come up with quick one-liners is a sign of a healthy mind, and you're going to go far in life. Congratulations! :D

That's hilarious.

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Quote: epicLLOYD

Go roughly 9 months back, I had my instagram account and this (fat) girl posted a selfie and said "I hate going to ASDA (UK Walmart) because everyone stops me and tells me I look like Taylor Swift" If you couldn't tell she was lying so I commented "No they tell you that you look like you ATE Taylor Swift" in a jokey way and she reported me for being underage because she realized reporting me for bullying wasn't going to work and that folks is why I had to make a new one.

Before everyone blasts you for body-shaming, I'm going to say that the ability to come up with quick one-liners is a sign of a healthy mind, and you're going to go far in life. Congratulations!

I'm more impressed with his courage to post this than his ability to come up with that one-liner.

I would have done the same.

roasted.

Part of me wants to laugh, part of me hates myself for doing so.

sleepy confirmed big happy shining ray of mother ****ing sunshine

I wanna say something..

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sleepy confirmed big happy shining ray of mother ****ing sunshine

I bet you all that this post will be deleted but sleepy's wont

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Go roughly 9 months back, I had my instagram account and this (fat) girl posted a selfie and said "I hate going to ASDA (UK Walmart) because everyone stops me and tells me I look like Taylor Swift" If you couldn't tell she was lying so I commented "No they tell you that you look like you ATE Taylor Swift" in a jokey way and she reported me for being underage because she realized reporting me for bullying wasn't going to work and that folks is why I had to make a new one.

jack ass

Did you see this on Facebook or something?

there is still hope left on this earth, o dankest of memesters

https://twitter.com/j4ckmull/status/390919290381426688
10/10 would meme again.
Seriously, you didn't make this joke; you just made yourself look like a jackass!

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https://twitter.com/j4ckmull/status/390919290381426688
10/10 would meme again.
Seriously, you didn't make this joke; you just made yourself look like a jackass!

plot twist: op is Jack Mull

that girl's obvs a troll because that tweet has been going round since 2012(?)

but LMAO NICE ONE DUDE

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https://twitter.com/j4ckmull/status/390919290381426688

Somebody stole your joke man.

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Quote: parisruelz12

https://twitter.com/j4ckmull/status/390919290381426688

Somebody stole your joke man.

>Implying he told the joke in the first place
>Implying he didn't just do it to look "cool"

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Quote: parisruelz12

https://twitter.com/j4ckmull/status/390919290381426688

Somebody stole your joke man.

>Implying he told the joke in the first place
>Implying he didn't just do it to look "cool"

>implying i was making a serious post

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Somebody stole your joke man.

>Implying he told the joke in the first place
>Implying he didn't just do it to look "cool"

>implying i was making a serious post

>Implying I knew
>Implying you can tell tone on a forum based solely on text
>Implying everyone understands your joke posts immediately

top kek

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Quote: Badwolfmichael

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>Implying he told the joke in the first place
>Implying he didn't just do it to look "cool"

>implying i was making a serious post

>Implying I knew
>Implying you can tell tone on a forum based solely on text
>Implying everyone understands your joke posts immediately

top kek

I'm sorry.

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Quote: Badwolfmichael

>implying i was making a serious post

>Implying I knew
>Implying you can tell tone on a forum based solely on text
>Implying everyone understands your joke posts immediately

top kek

I'm sorry.

OMG I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE

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Quote: Badwolfmichael

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>Implying I knew
>Implying you can tell tone on a forum based solely on text
>Implying everyone understands your joke posts immediately

top kek

I'm sorry.

OMG I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE

>Implying I knew
>Implying you can tell tone on a forum based solely on text

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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I'm sorry.

OMG I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE

>Implying I knew
>Implying you can tell tone on a forum based solely on text

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

FIGHT ME IN THE ****ING PIT I SWEAR TO ****ING GOD

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Quote: Badwolfmichael

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OMG I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE

>Implying I knew
>Implying you can tell tone on a forum based solely on text

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

FIGHT ME IN THE ****ING PIT I SWEAR TO ****ING GOD

U wan a have a nice fight with him in the ****ing pit?


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Quote: epicLLOYD

Go roughly 9 months back, I had my instagram account and this (fat) girl posted a selfie and said "I hate going to ASDA (UK Walmart) because everyone stops me and tells me I look like Taylor Swift" If you couldn't tell she was lying so I commented "No they tell you that you look like you ATE Taylor Swift" in a jokey way and she reported me for being underage because she realized reporting me for bullying wasn't going to work and that folks is why I had to make a new one.

That was hilariously risky.
Fat jokes and racist jokes seem to get the most critisism, I assume.

Not sure if copypasta...

Guys, does this count as copypasta?

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Not sure if copypasta...

Guys, does this count as copypasta?

Kinda.

Considering it's almost a meme.

Quote: QueenChrysalis

Not sure if copypasta...

Guys, does this count as copypasta?

its a creepy-copy-pasta. e_e

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Quote: QueenChrysalis

Not sure if copypasta...

Guys, does this count as copypasta?

its a creepy-copy-pasta. e_e

Wouldn't a Creepy Copypasta be;

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It all started nine months ago. A user with no username and a default avatar icon contacted me on Instagram and sent me a picture of what I presumed was herself. She said that she hated it when people told her that they reminded her of Taylor Swift. This confused me, as she was quite plump, and it seemed quite unlikely that anybody would mistake her for Taylor. At this point, I thought she must have been trolling, and replied back "You look like you ATE Taylor Swift." It was a rather mean thing to say and, in hind-sight, I do feel a little bit of shame for saying it. But at the time I thought it was funny. She imediately responded saying "You will regret this!" and then blocked me. I felt rather good about myself until I was suddenly banned from Instagram with the reason being "Underaged" and in parenthesis "You will regret this!"

This bothered me. It bothered me a lot in fact. She knew that reporting me for bullying would have done nothing, so she reported me for only being eleven years old. But at the same time, why was "You will regret this!" part of the reason for my ban? Did she know the mods, who were willing to relay her message just to mock me? I was tired, so I decided to goto sleep.

I woke up with a start. My door bedroom door had just been broken down and an obese Taylor Swift walked right in. She held me down and pulled what appeared be a human shaped cake out of her pocket. Without saying a word she shoved it down my throat and forced me to swallow. She then grabbed another, forcing me to eat that to, and then another. I tried to call out to my parents, but my mouth was too full of cake to so much as scream. Eventually she'd forced so much cake down my throat that I felt like I would burst at any second. It felt like an eternity before she finally ran out of cake, or otherwise lost interest in force feeding me, at which point she just silently up and left.

And that's why I had to have my stomach pumped over the summer, and why I am always nice to fat women, ESPECIALLY if they remind me of Taylor Swift.

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Quote: Badwolfmichael

I'm sorry.

OMG I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE

>Implying I knew
>Implying you can tell tone on a forum based solely on text

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

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@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

I thought you called her Big Green Can for a second.

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Quote: Badwolfmichael

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OMG I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU APOLOGIZE

>Implying I knew
>Implying you can tell tone on a forum based solely on text

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

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@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

>"no ****posting"
>has pony icon and pony name

topkek

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@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

S&N is at least 50% ****-posts.

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@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

S&N is 99% ****-posts.

Fixed.

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Quote: QueenChrysalis

@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

S&N is 100% ****-posts.

Fixed.

Fixed it again.

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@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

you got people greentexting up in here and i'm the one acting like it's 4chan

ok

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@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

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Quote: QueenChrysalis

@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

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Quote: QueenChrysalis

@Big Green Can we not **** post please? This isn't 4chan.

/relevant.

IS LITERALLY NOBODY GOING TO COMMENT ON THE STORY I SPEND 20 MINUTES WRITING? OMG, YOU ALL SUCK!

Bet most of you didn't even read it. >_>

Quote: QueenChrysalis

IS LITERALLY NOBODY GOING TO COMMENT ON THE STORY I SPEND 20 MINUTES WRITING? OMG, YOU ALL SUCK!

Bet most of you didn't even read it.

we literally didn't

Quote: QueenChrysalis

IS LITERALLY NOBODY GOING TO COMMENT ON THE STORY I SPEND 20 MINUTES WRITING? OMG, YOU ALL SUCK!

Bet most of you didn't even read it.

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Quote: PwnageFTW

Quote: QueenChrysalis

IS LITERALLY NOBODY GOING TO COMMENT ON THE STORY I SPEND 20 MINUTES WRITING? OMG, YOU ALL SUCK!

Bet most of you didn't even read it.

we literally didn't

Dammit. You beat me to it.