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Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: StriderSwag

I have a master plan, hear me out here....

I use this power two get the nudes of Putin and Kim Jong Un, and kill high ranking leaders of ISIS. Then, I blackmail them, telling them they'll leak if they don't stop their evil ways, make up with America, stop being so oppressive to their people. Putin is afraid of homosexuality, so if he doesn't do what I say, I'll put it on a gay site, making his worst nightmare true. North Korea thinks their Supreme Leader is infallible, so if I leak Kim Jong Un's nude, it'll show that he isn't, causing his people to possibly rise up against their false god.

Once they stop being jackasses to their people and make up with the US, we unleash these two ruthless countries and their military forces on ISIS, effectively taking out a terrorist organization, and keeping the two countries that hate the US most under our iron fist, taking out three birds with one stone.

Admit it, I'm a master tactician.

STOP IGNORING MY PLAN THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK

But I want pics of Chris Evans..... ;~;

Quote: Seiki

Quote: StriderSwag

STOP IGNORING MY PLAN THAT'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK

But I want pics of Chris Evans..... ;~;

Why do that when you can blackmail corrupt world leaders AND kill terrorists at the same time?

Chris Evans tho. Why not kill 3 ISIS leaders, get Putin, Kim Jong, and someone else for personal desire?

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Seiki

But I want pics of Chris Evans..... ;~;

Why do that when you can blackmail corrupt world leaders AND kill terrorists at the same time?

Chris Evans tho. Why not kill 3 ISIS leaders, get Putin, Kim Jong, and someone else for personal desire?

Quote: Seiki

Quote: StriderSwag

Why do that when you can blackmail corrupt world leaders AND kill terrorists at the same time?

Chris Evans tho. Why not kill 3 ISIS leaders, get Putin, Kim Jong, and someone else for personal desire?

Because cut off one head, two more take its place.
Unless you strike fear into them, they'll keep crawling back. It'd be better to pit them against each other.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote: Seiki

Chris Evans tho. Why not kill 3 ISIS leaders, get Putin, Kim Jong, and someone else for personal desire?

Because cut off one head, two more take its place.
Unless you strike fear into them, they'll keep crawling back. It'd be better to pit them against each other.

My point is why not go through with your plan but get 1 extra nude out of it that you actually would want?

I have a master plan, hear me out here....

I use this power two get the nudes of Putin and Kim Jong Un, and kill high ranking leaders of ISIS. Then, I blackmail them, telling them they'll leak if they don't stop their evil ways, make up with America, stop being so oppressive to their people. Putin is afraid of homosexuality, so if he doesn't do what I say, I'll put it on a gay site, making his worst nightmare true. North Korea thinks their Supreme Leader is infallible, so if I leak Kim Jong Un's nude, it'll show that he isn't, causing his people to possibly rise up against their false god.

Once they stop being jackasses to their people and make up with the US, we unleash these two ruthless countries and their military forces on ISIS, effectively taking out a terrorist organization, and keeping the two countries that hate the US most under our iron fist, taking out three birds with one stone.

Admit it, I'm a master tactician.