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Hello, adoring fans worldwide! It is I, Captain Cluck, mortal enemy of Skylanders worldwide as well as the founder and CEO of Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken. Remember, if it's not King Sized, it's just chicken!

I am here to officially have my very own blog, in which I will share my thoughts on certain things and answer my loyal fans' burning questions. It must be an amazing honor for you to be able to chat with such a legendary villain like me, but when I'm near, please, try and control yourselves and keep calm! I know that is a difficult thing to do, considering how fantastic I am, but a great and very busy villain like me can't be overrun by the Paparazzi 24/7!

...You could also do me a favor by ending your actions of sending those pesky Skylanders after me, y'know...

...And ESPECIALLY don't let Free Ranger, that Air Skylander, have a go at me. In fact, don't bring him anywhere near me. We have a VERY bad history...

Also, if you see that fool Colonel Sanders running around, give him a good kick in the pants and tell him my fried chicken in INFINITELY better than his. Y'know, this guy:


He's going to put me out of business if he keeps up his customer satisfaction rates!

And remember to only use me in Racing Mode of Skylanders: Superchargers! If I keep winning, it makes my company look good! Just tell me, how many racing tournaments has Colonel Sanders won? It's food for thought. Delicious food, that is, if you are eating at any Cap'n Clucks King Sized Chicken chain fast-food eateries or consuming any one of our mouth-watering products, which are available for purchase at any supermarket near you!

A great villain such as the almighty Cluck can't be as successful as I am without his fans, so please, feel free to ask me those questions you have been dying to have had answered! I will surely try my best to answer what I can!

And remember to always eat at Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken! Remember, if it's not King Sized, it's just chicken!
Cheerio, all!

Cap'n Cluck I have two questions what makes your chicken Sooo good and
It is true that you are adding a new dish to your menu?

You're my lunch.

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Cap'n Cluck I have two questions what makes your chicken Sooo good and
It is true that you are adding a new dish to your menu?

Why, to make our chickens so deliciously good, we at Captain Cluck's King Sized Chicken feed them only the most best and most nutritious food, and let them roam free range! And to add an extra kick of delicious flavor to all our chicken products, my workers make sure to add my special brand of Magic Chickenfeed, which was made using the Colossal Kernel, into the water the chickens drink, making them not only extra delicious, but KING SIZED, too!

Hey, what do you mean it's unhealthy for people to eat magically altered chicken meat?! It's perfectly healthy! I mean, I'm pretty sure it's healthy...let's change the subject, shall we?

As for this new dish you talk about...um...you see, I was planning on adding Electric Chicken Wings to my menu. These would be chicken wings from the species of Storm Chickens, the kind of bird that Swap Force Skylander, Free Ranger, is. The chicken wings were meant to have an extra electrifying taste, and I thought this would be great for my business to get back on track, especially after those pesky Skylanders stole my Colossal Kernel. So I went to the place where the Storm Chickens lived, Storm City, and my army and I took them all captive. However, after bringing them back to my Headquarters to be cooked up, Free Ranger caught wind of this, and became furious. He came to my Headquarters all by himself, and he furiously battled and defeated my entire army. He then came after poor, old me. I tried my best to fight him off using my robotic suit, but in the end, he stood victorious, while I was left with quite a lot of nasty electric shocks. That idiotic skylander then freed all his people and escaped, leaving my business's most exciting dish to be our Spicy Chicken, which, to be completely honest, really isn't that exciting. However, I will have my revenge! I just don't know how, at the moment...

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You're my lunch.

YIKES! Don't eat me! I really don't taste good! I'm too bitter! And if you eat me, who is going to run Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken?! Try some of our delicious, bite-sized chicken nuggets instead if you are THAT hungry! Just don't eat me, please!

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Cap'n Cluck I have two questions what makes your chicken Sooo good and
It is true that you are adding a new dish to your menu?

Why, to make our chickens so deliciously good, we at Captain Cluck's King Size Chicken feed them only the most best and most nutritious food, and let them roam free range. And to add an extra kick of delicious flavor to all our chicken products, my workers make sure to add my special brand of Magic Chickenfeed into all their food, making them extra delicious for everyone!

As for this new dish...um...

Quote: PwnageFTW

You're my lunch.

YIKES! Don't eat me! I really don't taste good! I'm too bitter! And if you eat me, who is going to run Cap'n Cluck's King Size Chicken?! Try some of our delicious, bite-sized chicken nuggets instead if you are THAT hungry! Just don't eat me, please!

But... I have to pay for that food... If I eat you I can be fed AND own your buisness! Yes... I could see it now... PwnageFTW's King Size Chicken...

You have deliver service right...I would like to try some of this chicken what would you recommend for a first time customer?

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Cap'n Cluck I have two questions what makes your chicken Sooo good and
It is true that you are adding a new dish to your menu?

Why, to make our chickens so deliciously good, we at Captain Cluck's King SizeD Chicken feed them only the most best and most nutritious food, and let them roam free range. And to add an extra kick of delicious flavor to all our chicken products, my workers make sure to add my special brand of Magic Chickenfeed into all their food and water, making them extra delicious for everyone!

As for this new dish...um...

Quote: PwnageFTW

You're my lunch.

YIKES! Don't eat me! I really don't taste good! I'm too bitter! And if you eat me, who is going to run Cap'n Cluck's King Size Chicken?! Try some of our delicious, bite-sized chicken nuggets instead if you are THAT hungry! Just don't eat me, please!

But... I have to pay for that food... If I eat you I can be fed AND own your business! Yes... I could see it now... PwnageFTW's King Size Chicken...

Yikes! I really don't taste good! If you want chicken, then go eat that Free Ranger skylander! You'd be doing me a favor!


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You have deliver service right...I would like to try some of this chicken what would you recommend for a first time customer?

We at Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken do have delivery service, provided by our helpful mechanical minions. We deliver across dimensions, thanks to the use of the Rift Engines planted into our delivery ships. For a first time customer, I recommend you either try our bite-sized Chicken Nuggets or our delicious Chicken Wings. If you want to live on the edge and keep things hot, then try out our Spicy Chicken!

I would like to order some chicken??Where is the menu???

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Why, to make our chickens so deliciously good, we at Captain Cluck's King SizeD Chicken feed them only the most best and most nutritious food, and let them roam free range. And to add an extra kick of delicious flavor to all our chicken products, my workers make sure to add my special brand of Magic Chickenfeed into all their food and water, making them extra delicious for everyone!

As for this new dish...um...


YIKES! Don't eat me! I really don't taste good! I'm too bitter! And if you eat me, who is going to run Cap'n Cluck's King Size Chicken?! Try some of our delicious, bite-sized chicken nuggets instead if you are THAT hungry! Just don't eat me, please!

But... I have to pay for that food... If I eat you I can be fed AND own your business! Yes... I could see it now... PwnageFTW's King Size Chicken...

Yikes! I really don't taste good! If you want chicken, then go eat that Free Ranger skylander! You'd be doing me a favor!


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You have deliver service right...I would like to try some of this chicken what would you recommend for a first time customer?

We at Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken do have delivery service, provided by our helpful mechanical minions. We deliver across dimensions, thanks to the use of the Rift Engines planted into our delivery ships. For a first time customer, I recommend you either try our bite-sized Chicken Nuggets or our delicious Chicken Wings. If you want to live on the edge and keep things hot, then try out our Spicy Chicken!

Nah Free Ranger is one of my favorite skylanders. Heck, one time I lead him on a quest to save his people from yo-

Oops

Uh oh

*runs away*

Hey Cluck I have a proposal for you. I happen to own the Eggchanted Chicken nursery which pumps out thousands of enchanted eggs everyday these eggs will instantly hatch into full grown enchanted chickens if you tap the egg 3 times and if you would buy them from me soon I will give them to you at a bargain price of 0.00$ Order now with our free 10 second shipping.

Thank Cluck I'll have some bite sized chicken nuggets (pay money) Also I'll need a drink you got anything?

ילככיכ

I don't like chicken.

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I would like to order some chicken??Where is the menu???

The menu for Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken is available on the website, at any Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken fast food eatery, or you can order by simply calling 1-800-CHICKEN. Of course, I can take your order for you if you'd like...

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But... I have to pay for that food... If I eat you I can be fed AND own your business! Yes... I could see it now... PwnageFTW's King Size Chicken...

Yikes! I really don't taste good! If you want chicken, then go eat that Free Ranger skylander! You'd be doing me a favor!


Quote: Reverse0456

You have deliver service right...I would like to try some of this chicken what would you recommend for a first time customer?

We at Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken do have delivery service, provided by our helpful mechanical minions. We deliver across dimensions, thanks to the use of the Rift Engines planted into our delivery ships. For a first time customer, I recommend you either try our bite-sized Chicken Nuggets or our delicious Chicken Wings. If you want to live on the edge and keep things hot, then try out our Spicy Chicken!

Nah Free Ranger is one of my favorite skylanders. Heck, one time I lead him on a quest to save his people from yo-

Oops

Uh oh

*runs away*

Why you little...! That Storm Chicken almost ruined by business because of you! I ought to feed you to my Cockadoodledoom when I get the chance!


Quote: PixelGamer

Hey Cluck I have a proposal for you. I happen to own the Eggchanted Chicken nursery which pumps out thousands of enchanted eggs everyday these eggs will instantly hatch into full grown enchanted chickens if you tap the egg 3 times and if you would buy them from me soon I will give them to you at a bargain price of 0.00$ Order now with our free 10 second shipping.

YES PLEASE! That sounds great! Thank you for the offering, good sir! Buying and importing eggs from Pipsqueak's Prairies was so expensive! That cheapskate Cyclops will do anything to make a quick buck!


Quote: Reverse0456

Thank Cluck I'll have some bite sized chicken nuggets (pay money) Also I'll need a drink you got anything?

As for drinks, we have Chocolate and Normal Milk, Apple and Orange Juice, Coffee, Lemonade, Hot Tea, Iced Tea, Hot Chocolate, Diet and Normal Coca-Cola, Diet and Normal Pepsi, Water, Diet and Normal Dr. Pepper, and Sprite, as well as Strawberry, Chocolate and Vanilla Milkshakes. We also do Pumpkin Spice lattes in the season of Fall, which is my personal favorite drink. And don't you forget the Rainbow Candy Slushies we do in the Winter and Summer months! They not only crazy colorful, but their mighty delicious, too!


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ילככיכ

Um....what?


Quote: Badwolfmichael

I don't like chicken.

Then you've never had my chicken! The reason you don't like chicken is because you have been settling for the crummy chicken at pathetic fast-food places like McDonald's or KFC. Come to Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken and we will change your opinion entirely! I am certain!

Okay Cluck I sent you a shipment of 1,000,000 Eggs enjoy! Can't wait to see what dish you whip up using the eggs, the chickens are magically delicious.

youre a chicken now give me fries

I kinda killed Cockadoodledoom with Free Ranger while I was at it.

How did you come up with your fabulous song?
CAPTAIN CLUCK'S KING SIZED CHICKEN, CAPTAIN CLUCK'S KING SIZED CHICKEN!

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Okay Cluck I sent you a shipment of 1,000,000 Eggs enjoy! Can't wait to see what dish you whip up using the eggs, the chickens are magically delicious.

Thank you very much, kind sir! Those eggs will be used well! I am planning on making more extra delicious Fried Chicken using the chickens. However, my business is going to start making Scrambled Eggs and Cheese, Spicy and Regular Omelets for our new breakfast menu, so I might use some eggs for that, too!


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youre a chicken now give me fries

Um...okay...what would you like? We have Regular Fries, Chicken Fries, Spicy Chicken Fries, and Greek Fries. What would you like?

Quote: PwnageFTW

I kinda killed Cockadoodledoom with Free Ranger while I was at it.

Doh! You have the nerve to almost destroy my business, kill my pet, and then threaten to eat me for no reason?! Why, I ought to make a whole army of Cockadoodledooms and send them after you! I can't, though, since those foolish Skylanders stole my Colossal Kernel! Oh...darn!

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How did you come up with your fabulous song?
CAPTAIN CLUCK'S KING SIZED CHICKEN, CAPTAIN CLUCK'S KING SIZED CHICKEN!

Why, using my incomprehensible creative genius, of course! I also had some help from that Wolfgang fellow in writing and performing the song, but I definitely did more work than that beastly slacker did!

That's unfornuate. I guess now you'll be "Captain Cluck's King Size Fail."

Free Ranger here. I find it pretty odd that a CHICKEN runs fried chicken joint....

Quote: PwnageFTW

That's unfornuate. I guess now you'll be "Captain Cluck's King Size Fail."

You are REALLY getting on my nerves...

Quote: HeyitsHotDog

Free Ranger here. I find it pretty odd that a CHICKEN runs fried chicken joint....

Free Ranger! You are responsible for almost shutting down my company! How dare you mess with me! I will get my revenge for what you did! Just you wait!

And about what you said: I don't eat the chicken myself, of course! I've never tried it before, but people say it's good, so I assume it is...

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That's unfornuate. I guess now you'll be "Captain Cluck's King Size Fail."

You are REALLY getting on my nerves...

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Free Ranger here. I find it pretty odd that a CHICKEN runs fried chicken joint....

Free Ranger! You are responsible for almost shutting down my company! How dare you mess with me! I will get my revenge for what you did! Just you wait!

And about what you said: I don't eat the chicken myself, of course! I've never tried it before, but people say it's good, so I assume it is...

I''d suggest you close the company down or else! Remember at the Tower of Time? I was the one who laid the last strike on you!

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That's unfornuate. I guess now you'll be "Captain Cluck's King Size Fail."

You are REALLY getting on my nerves...

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Free Ranger here. I find it pretty odd that a CHICKEN runs fried chicken joint....

Free Ranger! You are responsible for almost shutting down my company! How dare you mess with me! I will get my revenge for what you did! Just you wait!

And about what you said: I don't eat the chicken myself, of course! I've never tried it before, but people say it's good, so I assume it is...

I''d suggest you close the company down or else! Remember at the Tower of Time? I was the one who laid the last strike on you!

Or else what, you annoying, talking slice of lunch meat? And at the Tower of Time, you cheated! I saw you using the Healing Elixir during the fight! And for your information, it was actaully Spyro who landed the last blow on me! I'm pretty sure, at least...

I guess you could say I'm getting on the edge of your feathers.

Quote: PwnageFTW

I guess you could say I'm getting on the edge of your feathers.

Heh. You have some humor to you, I see.

I would like the spicey chicken please. EXTRA LARGE

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I would like the spicey chicken please. EXTRA LARGE

Alright! Living dangerously, I see! Any other orders on drinks or something?

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I would like the spicey chicken please. EXTRA LARGE

Alright! Living dangerously, I see! Any other orders on drinks or something?

Just water please.

Alright then, that comes to a total of 500 gold.

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Alright then, that comes to a total of 500 gold.

Throws gold.......

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Alright then, that comes to a total of 500 gold.

Throws gold.......

Thank you for your order!

I would like 1 spicy cooked king sized cluck to go please.

Alright. Any drinks, sir?

I'll get a drink since you wouldv'e already cooked yourself.

Quote: PwnageFTW

I'll get a drink since you wouldv'e already cooked yourself.

Huh? Cook myself?

I ordered a spicy cooked king sized cluck

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I'll get a drink since you wouldv'e already cooked yourself.

Huh? Cook myself?

Is Cluck a cannibal? ?

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Is Cluck a cannibal? ?

Goodness, no! I never eat the chicken I make!

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Is Cluck a cannibal? ?

Goodness, no! I never eat the chicken I make!

Would you eat that storm chicken Free Ranger?

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Is Cluck a cannibal? ?

Goodness, no! I never eat the chicken I make!

Would you eat that storm chicken Free Ranger?

No, but I'm sure my Cockadoodledoom would love to eat him! Now he IS a cannibal!

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Goodness, no! I never eat the chicken I make!

Would you eat that storm chicken Free Ranger?

No, but I'm sure my Cockadoodledoom would love to eat him! Now he IS a cannibal!

How did you do that I don't know how you convince some to become a canibal or was he born with a cannibal instinct?

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Would you eat that storm chicken Free Ranger?

No, but I'm sure my Cockadoodledoom would love to eat him! Now he IS a cannibal!

How did you do that I don't know how you convince some to become a canibal or was he born with a cannibal instinct?

Ever since we made him giant, he's been very hostile and gained the instinct himself. I'm always worried he's going to try and eat me one day!

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No, but I'm sure my Cockadoodledoom would love to eat him! Now he IS a cannibal!

How did you do that I don't know how you convince some to become a canibal or was he born with a cannibal instinct?

Ever since we made him giant, he's been very hostile and gained the instinct himself. I'm always worried he's going to try and eat me one day!

Don't worry, that won't happen. Remember? Free Ranger blew him to bits.

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How did you do that I don't know how you convince some to become a canibal or was he born with a cannibal instinct?

Ever since we made him giant, he's been very hostile and gained the instinct himself. I'm always worried he's going to try and eat me one day!

Don't worry, that won't happen. Remember? Free Ranger blew him to bits.

Yes, I remember...you don't need to remind me of my set backs...

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Ever since we made him giant, he's been very hostile and gained the instinct himself. I'm always worried he's going to try and eat me one day!

Don't worry, that won't happen. Remember? Free Ranger blew him to bits.

Yes, I remember...you don't need to remind me of my set backs...

Don't worry Cluck think about how your business is still open and successful and you still have customer.....yikes i'm hunger could use some spicy wings got any? *pulls out money

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Don't worry, that won't happen. Remember? Free Ranger blew him to bits.

Yes, I remember...you don't need to remind me of my set backs...

Don't worry Cluck think about how your business is still open and successful and you still have customer.....yikes i'm hunger could use some spicy wings got any? *pulls out money

Yes, as a matter of a fact, I DO have spicy wings! Would you like them with or without bones?

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Yes, I remember...you don't need to remind me of my set backs...

Don't worry Cluck think about how your business is still open and successful and you still have customer.....yikes i'm hunger could use some spicy wings got any? *pulls out money

Yes, as a matter of a fact, I DO have spicy wings! Would you like them with or without bones?

Without bones please thank you! *Gives gold

I'm sending Free Ranger, Jet Vac, Hoot Loop, Sonic Boom, Sunburn, and Stormblade to come steal all your chicken.