I am here to officially have my very own blog, in which I will share my thoughts on certain things and answer my loyal fans' burning questions. It must be an amazing honor for you to be able to chat with such a legendary villain like me, but when I'm near, please, try and control yourselves and keep calm! I know that is a difficult thing to do, considering how fantastic I am, but a great and very busy villain like me can't be overrun by the Paparazzi 24/7!
...You could also do me a favor by ending your actions of sending those pesky Skylanders after me, y'know...
...And ESPECIALLY don't let Free Ranger, that Air Skylander, have a go at me. In fact, don't bring him anywhere near me. We have a VERY bad history...
Also, if you see that fool Colonel Sanders running around, give him a good kick in the pants and tell him my fried chicken in INFINITELY better than his. Y'know, this guy:
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He's going to put me out of business if he keeps up his customer satisfaction rates!
And remember to only use me in Racing Mode of Skylanders: Superchargers! If I keep winning, it makes my company look good! Just tell me, how many racing tournaments has Colonel Sanders won? It's food for thought. Delicious food, that is, if you are eating at any Cap'n Clucks King Sized Chicken chain fast-food eateries or consuming any one of our mouth-watering products, which are available for purchase at any supermarket near you!
A great villain such as the almighty Cluck can't be as successful as I am without his fans, so please, feel free to ask me those questions you have been dying to have had answered! I will surely try my best to answer what I can!
And remember to always eat at Cap'n Cluck's King Sized Chicken! Remember, if it's not King Sized, it's just chicken!
Cheerio, all!