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Minions Are Illuminati! [CLOSED]
LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#1 Posted: 14:16:50 03/10/2015 | Topic Creator
I know, there aren't many serious topics about Minions out there. I am not joking that they are Illuminati, because I will show you reasons.

Reason #1: The studio who made Minions. Listen to the studio's name. ILLUMINATIon Entertainment. That says it all.

Reason #2: They serve the baddest masterminds in the world. Adolf Hitler, ISIS, and THE ILLUMINATI!

Reason #3: I bet you are all familiar with Stuart the Minion. He is yellow and has one eye. YELLOW WITH ONE EYE!

Reason #4: You may be thinking, Little, it is just a pyramid. But in the first Despicable Me movie, it had a pyramid. After all this Illuminati stuff, it must mean something.

See What I Mean?
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#2 Posted: 14:17:42 03/10/2015
Are we really gonna do this again
theuone Platinum Sparx Gems: 6184
#3 Posted: 14:20:15 03/10/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
Are we really gonna do this again



Hopefully not.

Quote: Gru
Apparently, it's a big deal.
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LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#4 Posted: 14:23:08 03/10/2015 | Topic Creator
I am being serious.
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shroom boom Emerald Sparx Gems: 3133
#5 Posted: 14:37:58 03/10/2015
Good points the world governments are trying to control us through cute kids movie characters
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#6 Posted: 16:12:04 03/10/2015
I can't take any more minions. Please, make it stop!
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#7 Posted: 17:15:17 03/10/2015
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Dark Snap Shot Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#8 Posted: 02:31:42 04/10/2015
* reads first post*
GASP!
*que illuminati COMFIRMED music*
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Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#9 Posted: 02:40:44 04/10/2015
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no no no
LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#10 Posted: 06:52:19 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
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no no no



BadWolf, I am being serious.
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MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#11 Posted: 07:01:37 04/10/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: Badwolfmichael
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no no no



BadWolf, I am being serious.



well im sorry sir we cant help you with your ptsd then
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Camo22 Emerald Sparx Gems: 3501
#12 Posted: 07:26:12 04/10/2015
It's an OK theory, but I disagree.
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#13 Posted: 07:31:28 04/10/2015
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looks like ive got some things to do...
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#14 Posted: 11:08:08 04/10/2015
I thought both of these jokes ended a while ago?

Oh, hi LittleWizard.
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LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#15 Posted: 11:39:16 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
I thought both of these jokes ended a while ago?

Oh, hi LittleWizard.



It's not a joke.

Stop acting like a 7 year old child, with your nasty remarks.
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Edited 1 time - Last edited at 11:39:47 04/10/2015 by LittleWizard
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#16 Posted: 11:47:13 04/10/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
I thought both of these jokes ended a while ago?

Oh, hi LittleWizard.



It's not a joke.

Stop acting like a 7 year old child, with your nasty remarks.



omg lol

I'm not the one trying to bring back dead jokes in hopes of being funny

(By the way he blocked me for this lol)
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LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#17 Posted: 11:59:26 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
I thought both of these jokes ended a while ago?

Oh, hi LittleWizard.



It's not a joke.

Stop acting like a 7 year old child, with your nasty remarks.



omg lol

I'm not the one trying to bring back dead jokes in hopes of being funny

(By the way he blocked me for this lol)


Ever since I came on the site you have made it dreadful.

And I am not, it popped into my head and I am being serious.
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xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#18 Posted: 12:36:40 04/10/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: LittleWizard



It's not a joke.

Stop acting like a 7 year old child, with your nasty remarks.



omg lol

I'm not the one trying to bring back dead jokes in hopes of being funny

(By the way he blocked me for this lol)


Ever since I came on the site you have made it dreadful.

And I am not, it popped into my head and I am being serious.


This is honestly great omg

It's kind of a boy who cried wolf situation here. You constantly bring up dead jokes and old topics, and illuminati and minions are two prime examples. If you were actually being serious about fictional yellow ovals with human features being illuminati in any way, shape, or form, then we'll there simply isn't a way to tell.
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LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#19 Posted: 13:06:21 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx



omg lol

I'm not the one trying to bring back dead jokes in hopes of being funny

(By the way he blocked me for this lol)


Ever since I came on the site you have made it dreadful.

And I am not, it popped into my head and I am being serious.


This is honestly great omg

It's kind of a boy who cried wolf situation here. You constantly bring up dead jokes and old topics, and illuminati and minions are two prime examples. If you were actually being serious about fictional yellow ovals with human features being illuminati in any way, shape, or form, then we'll there simply isn't a way to tell.


I don't care that people don't like my dead jokes. I like them.

Harrass me all you want, I don't care. As long as I like my topics, that's all that matters.
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xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#20 Posted: 13:22:18 04/10/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: LittleWizard


Ever since I came on the site you have made it dreadful.

And I am not, it popped into my head and I am being serious.


This is honestly great omg

It's kind of a boy who cried wolf situation here. You constantly bring up dead jokes and old topics, and illuminati and minions are two prime examples. If you were actually being serious about fictional yellow ovals with human features being illuminati in any way, shape, or form, then we'll there simply isn't a way to tell.


I don't care that people don't like my dead jokes. I like them.

Harrass me all you want, I don't care. As long as I like my topics, that's all that matters.


It's perfectly fine to like them, go nuts for all I care, but it's annoying to see s&n filled with dead jokes

Plus, I love how people tell you this all the time, but I'm the one getting retaliated against.
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now its time to get funky
LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#21 Posted: 13:25:29 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx


This is honestly great omg

It's kind of a boy who cried wolf situation here. You constantly bring up dead jokes and old topics, and illuminati and minions are two prime examples. If you were actually being serious about fictional yellow ovals with human features being illuminati in any way, shape, or form, then we'll there simply isn't a way to tell.


I don't care that people don't like my dead jokes. I like them.

Harrass me all you want, I don't care. As long as I like my topics, that's all that matters.


It's perfectly fine to like them, go nuts for all I care, but it's annoying to see s&n filled with dead jokes

Plus, I love how people tell you this all the time, but I'm the one getting retaliated against.


If you don't like my jokes, don't post on my topics.
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PwnageFTW Yellow Sparx Gems: 1728
#22 Posted: 13:25:53 04/10/2015
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: xXBeavcoonXx


This is honestly great omg

It's kind of a boy who cried wolf situation here. You constantly bring up dead jokes and old topics, and illuminati and minions are two prime examples. If you were actually being serious about fictional yellow ovals with human features being illuminati in any way, shape, or form, then we'll there simply isn't a way to tell.


I don't care that people don't like my dead jokes. I like them.

Harrass me all you want, I don't care. As long as I like my topics, that's all that matters.


It's perfectly fine to like them, go nuts for all I care, but it's annoying to see s&n filled with dead jokes

Plus, I love how people tell you this all the time, but I'm the one getting retaliated against.



THIIIIIISSS
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MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#23 Posted: 13:33:30 04/10/2015
To the above rant:

>LittleWizard Thread
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My life is complete.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#24 Posted: 15:13:32 04/10/2015
I don't know if you're serious or what.

But who ****ing cares. Just stop this, it's gotten beyond annoying, Illuminati jokes aren't even funny anymore, if they were in the first place. I can't tell if you're joking or not.
And if you are being serious... that just makes it even more cringy
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#25 Posted: 16:30:46 04/10/2015
this is a good topic
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go back to whining about your fish
xXBeavcoonXx Gold Sparx Gems: 2648
#26 Posted: 16:41:58 04/10/2015
Quote: MagicFizz
To the above rant:

>LittleWizard Thread



Quote: Badwolfmichael
I don't know if you're serious or what.

But who ****ing cares. Just stop this, it's gotten beyond annoying, Illuminati jokes aren't even funny anymore, if they were in the first place. I can't tell if you're joking or not.
And if you are being serious... that just makes it even more cringy



Lets see if these get any hate
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