I know, there aren't many serious topics about Minions out there. I am not joking that they are Illuminati, because I will show you reasons.
Reason #1: The studio who made Minions. Listen to the studio's name. ILLUMINATIon Entertainment. That says it all.
Reason #2: They serve the baddest masterminds in the world. Adolf Hitler, ISIS, and THE ILLUMINATI!
Reason #3: I bet you are all familiar with Stuart the Minion. He is yellow and has one eye. YELLOW WITH ONE EYE!
Reason #4: You may be thinking, Little, it is just a pyramid. But in the first Despicable Me movie, it had a pyramid. After all this Illuminati stuff, it must mean something.
See What I Mean?
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LittleWizard
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#1 Posted: 14:16:50 03/10/2015 | Topic Creator
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****ing hell its been a long time |
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#2 Posted: 14:17:42 03/10/2015
Are we really gonna do this again
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#3 Posted: 14:20:15 03/10/2015
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Hopefully not. Quote: Gru
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#4 Posted: 14:23:08 03/10/2015 | Topic Creator
I am being serious.
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#5 Posted: 14:37:58 03/10/2015
Good points the world governments are trying to control us through cute kids movie characters
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#6 Posted: 16:12:04 03/10/2015
I can't take any more minions. Please, make it stop!
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#7 Posted: 17:15:17 03/10/2015
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#8 Posted: 02:31:42 04/10/2015
* reads first post*
GASP! *que illuminati COMFIRMED music*
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#9 Posted: 02:40:44 04/10/2015
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#10 Posted: 06:52:19 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
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****ing hell its been a long time |
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#11 Posted: 07:01:37 04/10/2015
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#12 Posted: 07:26:12 04/10/2015
It's an OK theory, but I disagree.
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#13 Posted: 07:31:28 04/10/2015
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#14 Posted: 11:08:08 04/10/2015
I thought both of these jokes ended a while ago?
Oh, hi LittleWizard.
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LittleWizard
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#15 Posted: 11:39:16 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
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It's not a joke. Stop acting like a 7 year old child, with your nasty remarks.
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#16 Posted: 11:47:13 04/10/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
omg lol I'm not the one trying to bring back dead jokes in hopes of being funny (By the way he blocked me for this lol)
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#17 Posted: 11:59:26 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
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Ever since I came on the site you have made it dreadful. And I am not, it popped into my head and I am being serious.
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#18 Posted: 12:36:40 04/10/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
This is honestly great omg It's kind of a boy who cried wolf situation here. You constantly bring up dead jokes and old topics, and illuminati and minions are two prime examples. If you were actually being serious about fictional yellow ovals with human features being illuminati in any way, shape, or form, then we'll there simply isn't a way to tell.
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#19 Posted: 13:06:21 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
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I don't care that people don't like my dead jokes. I like them. Harrass me all you want, I don't care. As long as I like my topics, that's all that matters.
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#20 Posted: 13:22:18 04/10/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
It's perfectly fine to like them, go nuts for all I care, but it's annoying to see s&n filled with dead jokes Plus, I love how people tell you this all the time, but I'm the one getting retaliated against.
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#21 Posted: 13:25:29 04/10/2015 | Topic Creator
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If you don't like my jokes, don't post on my topics.
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#22 Posted: 13:25:53 04/10/2015
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THIIIIIISSS |
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#23 Posted: 13:33:30 04/10/2015
To the above rant:
>LittleWizard Thread
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#24 Posted: 15:13:32 04/10/2015
I don't know if you're serious or what.
But who ****ing cares. Just stop this, it's gotten beyond annoying, Illuminati jokes aren't even funny anymore, if they were in the first place. I can't tell if you're joking or not. And if you are being serious... that just makes it even more cringy |
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#25 Posted: 16:30:46 04/10/2015
this is a good topic
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#26 Posted: 16:41:58 04/10/2015
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Lets see if these get any hate
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