darkSpyro

Quote: Mesuxelf

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Quote: Mesuxelf

I'd punch them in the face then cry.

I'll give you a boxing glove if you need it, then a tissue

Thank you <3

You're welcome Mesu <3

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: mega spyro

Quote: Mesuxelf

D:

Why not? What happened?

Well, this person I met claimed to know a couple people who knew the creator of Smappy BoB, but the person I met was lying.

I'd punch them in the face then cry.

I'd turn into a dragon, fire-punch them, and then go on a rampage on everywhere in exactly two miles for exactly two hours.

Yay for indoor soccer class >.<...

Quote: mega spyro

Yay for indoor soccer class >.<...

AKA human pinball.

At least in our school's tiny gym.

Quote: StormDragon21

Quote: mega spyro

Yay for indoor soccer class >.<...

AKA human pinball.

At least in our school's tiny gym.

Yes. Human Pinball. Well, the place I go to, my family isn't very well liked there, because we like the rules upheld >.<. Basically, the rules change very time, and we don't like it when we lose because they literally changed the rules. But anyway, if you want to hear the whole story of everything that happened there, we should go to PM's, because otherwise this topic will be filled by my stories from there... I'm actually thinking of writing a book about it...

i found out chopsticks are the perfect backscratcher

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i found out chopsticks are the perfect backscratcher

What did you think they were for?

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i found out chopsticks are the perfect backscratcher

What did you think they were for?

i thought you just used them to stab your food like a fork but i already had a fork
i had to put them to good use

This song is so addicting

I swear you're posting everywhere I post.

Loyalty can be a ****. Seriously. Was a nice time on it. This is not worth a achievement.

What I learned today:
- How to be an Assistant Director
- The importance of seat belts
- Sliding back and forth on the floor is decent exercise

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i found out chopsticks are the perfect backscratcher

What did you think they were for?

i thought you just used them to stab your food like a fork but i already had a fork
i had to put them to good use

Wait

They're used for eating?

Woops.

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

What did you think they were for?

i thought you just used them to stab your food like a fork but i already had a fork
i had to put them to good use

Wait

They're used for eating?

Woops.

well not anymore :^)

I really need to trim my beard.

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i thought you just used them to stab your food like a fork but i already had a fork
i had to put them to good use

Wait

They're used for eating?

Woops.

well not anymore :^)

I'M OFFENDED AND THIS IS ASIAN

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. I'm sitting in a Denny's restaurant with my friends and the cook walked out on us. We're just sitting here.

Quote: ShadowMewX

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. I'm sitting in a Denny's restaurant with my friends and the cook walked out on us. We're just sitting here. XD

I read "cook" as "cock".

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Quote: ShadowMewX

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. I'm sitting in a Denny's restaurant with my friends and the cook walked out on us. We're just sitting here.

I read "cook" as "cock".

Is it bad I read the same?

I really need to find my PS2 memory card, I lost it D:

Quote: ShadowMewX

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious. I'm sitting in a Denny's restaurant with my friends and the cook walked out on us. We're just sitting here.

Alright, so, she came back. ...Drunk. She started yelling at people in the kitchen, which we heard since we were sitting next to the kitchen. We then decided it was a good time to go.

i abducted a (dead) squid from a chinese buffet and now im going to preserve him in a jar FOREVER
his name is paul and his face is only a little bit mutilated from when i spun him around on a chopstick

(spoilered and in a link cus it's slightly disgusting so view at ur own risk)

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i abducted a (dead) squid from a chinese buffet and now im going to preserve him in a jar FOREVER
his name is paul and his face is only a little bit mutilated from when i spun him around on a chopstick

(spoilered and in a link cus it's slightly disgusting so view at ur own risk)

Reveal Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/yxgjl0Q.jpg

…I have so many questions...

Quote: ShadowMewX

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i abducted a (dead) squid from a chinese buffet and now im going to preserve him in a jar FOREVER
his name is paul and his face is only a little bit mutilated from when i spun him around on a chopstick

(spoilered and in a link cus it's slightly disgusting so view at ur own risk)

Reveal Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/yxgjl0Q.jpg

…I have so many questions...

he needs a last name tho any suggestions?

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Quote: ShadowMewX

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i abducted a (dead) squid from a chinese buffet and now im going to preserve him in a jar FOREVER
his name is paul and his face is only a little bit mutilated from when i spun him around on a chopstick

(spoilered and in a link cus it's slightly disgusting so view at ur own risk)

Reveal Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/yxgjl0Q.jpg

…I have so many questions...

he needs a last name tho any suggestions?

Dudley
or Bleeker

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Quote: ShadowMewX

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i abducted a (dead) squid from a chinese buffet and now im going to preserve him in a jar FOREVER
his name is paul and his face is only a little bit mutilated from when i spun him around on a chopstick

(spoilered and in a link cus it's slightly disgusting so view at ur own risk)

Reveal Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/yxgjl0Q.jpg

…I have so many questions...

he needs a last name tho any suggestions?

paul mario

Quote: Thunderdragon14

Quote: ShadowMewX

Quote: Thunderdragon14

i abducted a (dead) squid from a chinese buffet and now im going to preserve him in a jar FOREVER
his name is paul and his face is only a little bit mutilated from when i spun him around on a chopstick

(spoilered and in a link cus it's slightly disgusting so view at ur own risk)

Reveal Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/yxgjl0Q.jpg

…I have so many questions...

he needs a last name tho any suggestions?

blart.

ok i put the name suggestions in a list and used a random number picker
blart won that's pretty funny

paul blart the dead squid

Lara croft is my waifu

Reading posts in all caps makes me really uncomfortable and uneasy for some reason. :S

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Reading posts in all caps makes me really uncomfortable and uneasy for some reason. :S

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inb4 someone quotes this in all caps~

AND WHAT THE **** DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

Quote: CommanderGame

Quote: Badwolfmichael

Reading posts in all caps makes me really uncomfortable and uneasy for some reason. :S

Reveal Spoiler

inb4 someone quotes this in all caps~

AND WHAT THE **** DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

aaAAaAAAAaaAAAaAaAAAHHHHH iiIIIM ttTRIGGEREDDDDD!!!!

More viral videos and viral music videos rewatched/watched because boredom.

Gummybear is even more annoying now than back 4-5 years ago
the Fox song is ok but is now annoying to rewatch
Crazy Frog is the epitome of annoying animated creatures in music videos
Scatman is still fine, nice
(nsfw)The Ding Dong song is unholy af, seriously. Who knew songs could be so weird and stupid at the same time?
Gangnam Style is now in "so bad it's good" territory for me.
Chocolate Rain continues to make no sense to me.
KONY 2012 is good, its still pretty interesting.
The Rickroll ones link is now stuck in my head, so hopefully no rickrolling for me. Still annoying to get rickrolled though.

oh and this isn't a viral video(?) but why not, "White Noise" is catchy and I like it.

I just realized when you tilt your iPhone, the background moves. It's really annoying me now.

I wanted to get a new name for social media and an allstate commercial came on so I changed one of my social media names to "allstatebonuscheck"

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

I wanted to get a new name for social media and an allstate commercial came on so I changed one of my social media names to "allstatebonuscheck"

How many people will think you're a bot?

guy guys
i just cut my beard
actually cut, and not just a little trim,
and it looks better than before
its been so long since i saw my face

be proud of me

Quote: Mesuxelf

I just realized when you tilt your iPhone, the background moves. It's really annoying me now.

You can disable it in in Settings, it's called Perpective Zoom I believe. I personally think it's pretty neat.

Quote: Mesuxelf

I just realized when you tilt your iPhone, the background moves. It's really annoying me now.

You just now noticed that?.. Wow
I like the affect, I've read it drains a little amount of battery, but I like it

Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

I wanted to get a new name for social media and an allstate commercial came on so I changed one of my social media names to "allstatebonuscheck"

I've been trying to come up with new names for online places, Badwolfmichael has gotten a little old, and so has "FlamingoKing" or "FlamingoKingg" or "TheFlamingoKing" or "BlueFlamingo" or whatever other version of that you can come up with, I've used it
I've recently been using "MoonRaker"

Quote: Badwolfmichael

guy guys
i just cut my beard
actually cut, and not just a little trim,
and it looks better than before
its been so long since i saw my face

be proud of me

*is proud*

Quote: Wreckingball13

Quote: Badwolfmichael

guy guys
i just cut my beard
actually cut, and not just a little trim,
and it looks better than before
its been so long since i saw my face

be proud of me

*is proud*

im glad im appreciated around here

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That cat looks like a Mogwai

Quote: AvatariDragon

Quote: Mesuxelf

snip

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That cat looks like a Mogwai

Whoa. It does..

Quote: CommanderGame

Quote: Mesuxelf

I just realized when you tilt your iPhone, the background moves. It's really annoying me now.

You can disable it in in Settings, it's called Perpective Zoom I believe. I personally think it's pretty neat.

Thank you <3

Edit: I just tried to find it, and I don't see it. I don't see it under background, general, or wallpaper. pls halp

Quote: Mesuxelf

Quote: CommanderGame

Quote: Mesuxelf

I just realized when you tilt your iPhone, the background moves. It's really annoying me now.

You can disable it in in Settings, it's called Perpective Zoom I believe. I personally think it's pretty neat.

Thank you <3

Edit: I just tried to find it, and I don't see it. I don't see it under background, general, or wallpaper. pls halp

Settings>General>Acessibility>Reduce Motion

I think