darkSpyro

At the moment, every industrialized forum on the internet knows the specifications for darkSpyro. Worse yet, so do a number of rogue sites. They are all working on coding their own Stuff & Nonsense board to compete with darkSpyro's nuclear spam capability. The internet is about to see a swarm of these darkSpyro derivatives.

We initiated development of Stuff & Nonsense as a countermeasure to these pirated Skylanders boards. The only thing that can stand up to darkSpyro is of course-- another darkSpyro. With darkSpyro, the hundreds if not thousands of Spyro forums that exist all over the internet are no longer a threat. The blind rush to spam proliferation will be contained--and it will be off topic board, and our Stuff & Nonsense, that will accomplish this.

This board will render all other forums obsolete. Sites building up their own Stuff & Nonsense board will think twice about their spam strategy in the light of the internet dominance spelled out by darkSpyro. The shift in the balance of power will mean a new forum order. And we, Stuff & Nonsense, will play a central role in its forum affairs.

Ours is not the only forum project devoted to board development, but it cannot be more different in nature from Spyroforum's. Theirs is a board that will add fuel to the uncontrolled fire of spam proliferation. It is a fact that users in favor of such a policy are attempting to derail our own Stuff & Nonsense project. But I promise you that they will not succeed.

Some say that the strategic importance of Idle Chatter will be reduced by the completion of Stuff & Nonsense. The opposition from the Skylanders boards is an undeniable fact. There is a lot of pressure from Skylanders brass, especially those with Spyro and Crash background. Not to mention interference from a major user... But this project is vital to darkSpyro. The enemy is sometimes closer to home than you think, users. Always bear that in mind.

I have a daughter--and it is my greatest wish never to have her, or her children, experience the horror of spam war. As a father, I want to leave a better board for the future generation. As a user, I know that is my duty.

Stuff & Nonsense is amphibious, unlike Spyroforum's SPAM. It can cruise deep underwater, move in undetected and make its landing on any website. Its ON-BOARD--Joint Tactical Information Distribution System identifies targets with unerring accuracy, and takes them out with massive spam. It is the ultimate forum, and it is yours to guard. I'd like you all to think about what that means.

The National Forum Defense program was initiated in the end of the 20th century, projected to completion in 2005. However, the NMD trial conducted in the year 2000 was a complete failure, and the success of the 1999 trials is now considered a chance happening. There was no technological solution in sight and the program was already attracting strong criticism from Russia and China for its potential violation of the Anti-Ballistic ****post agreement. The fact that any development in forum defense would trigger accelerated spam development has been pointed out from the very beginning.

President dark52 forced the NMD proposal through and succeeded in deploying the program. Some say that it was a forum interest--with plans for the hundred billion gem program budget that actually arranged the legislative approval. Former President dark52 did also act towards reducing the spam stockpile while nurturing the NMD concept. It was he-- who lowered SPYRO3's ceiling for tactical spam weapons
in order to bring Russia around to approving a revision to the ABM treaty. Everyone believed the world was headed for the end of the spam race when drama happened.

Even though the development of Idle Chatter is still outside the bounds of official truth, everyone in the international Spyro community knows the facts. Its specs spread across the globe like wildfire, and the spam race is on again. The only thing that can reverse its course is this Stuff & Nonsense.

The Idle Chatter development on darkSpyro was supposedly the first preparatory measure taken against the future possibility of reduced spam defense capability. NMD technology leak to other websites would make that contingency likely. But if this theory is correct,
it means that there was a calculated intent to cash in on this opportunity by specific interests within the forum-industrial complex. We are here today to flush out and rid our country of these corrupting forces. That is our mission, and you will bear that in mind.

Dark52 surrendered his adminship in the aftermath of drama. The official reason given did not of course include the development of Idle Chatter and next-generation spam warheads. But even you will have heard rumors that he was forced to resign after the failed cover up cost him his influence in the political community.

This Stuff & Nonsense is a prototype, designed to be operated by an onboard user. In its final form, Stuff & Nonsense will be unmanned, driven by tele-existence and an autonomous control system. The importance of next-generation technology such as C4ISR and RMA in forum situation has been discussed time and again, but Stuff & Nonsense is the first to deploy it so fully. With Stuff & Nonsense's completion, darkSpyro will lead the way for a new age of forum tactics.

We will proceed out of the net and conduct top-secret field testing of Stuff & Nonsense. Spyroforum has turned public opinion against board development, and this training needs to stay covert. We cannot risk jeopardizing the program on the eve of its completion. The disguised board is a part of our cover. Stuff & Nonsense is well worth all these precautions. Trust me.

It is an undeniable fact that there is a force at work in our forum, and within darkSpyro, seeking to control board affairs to suit its own interests. Stuff & Nonsense bears the burden of confronting this party, thwarting their plans and guiding this website back to its original path. This exercise is but a first step towards that goal--the future of the website rests with you tonight.

The brain drain of spam specialists and the black market trade in weapons-grade spam has been fueling a cottage industry in spam weapons since late last century. Add the Off-Topic section to the mix, and the result is the renewed proliferation you see the world over.

We once lived in the shadow of the trolls machine. This Stuff & Nonsense can bring other Off-Topic boards under control-- and ensure that we never know that fear again. And we the darkSpyro users-- will be the guardians of this peace.

This new model of Off-Topic boards is codenamed Stuff & Nonsense - after the great stuff. Our Stuff & Nonsense has a sting that nature never gave the stuff. With this latest board, we can rule the sky and land as we never have before. The proliferation and development of Off-Topic board technology are about to render agreements like the NPT and START obsolete. There are also forces at work trying to exploit this disturbing trend to further their own power and influence.

The human race is about to slide back into the endless spam race of that last century, and we cannot afford to play that Russian Roulette again. The Stuff & Nonsense you see--is here to prevent that possibility.

Don't stay on the same ground! You are here to complete a mission, and that means moving forward. Take pride in being a darkSpyro user, and remember what that means. Only those who are willing to take risks can achieve victory.

We the darkSpyro users--will lead the charge into a new board order with Stuff & Nonsense. That is all. Dismissed!

Is there any way that I can help?

wow..

big green is making a serious topic

i will remember this moment

Can you simplify that?

Since when did big green use capital letters

fight me about it

SpyroForum is still a thing?

Holy **** wow

Also, it seems pretty obvious that you copied some famous speech and changed a couple of words. But still, wow.

Didn't read it all. What are you talking about?

is this truly serious? im lost

gift of the silver tongue, they say it's the mark of a good spammer

and of a liar

You must be tense. Let's do a little stretching, shall we?

Up!

Down!

your necks must be stiff by now
time for some more stretches

The commandant's already begun his speech, but you need to get the pictures before he's done talking. Otherwise, they'll spot you. Okay?

Quote: WilltheWizard

Holy **** wow

Also, it seems pretty obvious that you copied some famous speech and changed a couple of words. But still, wow.

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tl:dr


maybe later


maybe not


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I WAS RAISED IN SNEZHINSK, FORMERLY KNOWN AS CHELYABINSK -70, THE NUCLEAR RESEARCH OUTPOST.

don't you mean spam research outpost

nuclear spam research outpost

You're going down Big Green, with this thread!

TLR lmao

*****

This reminds Me.
I need to check My FOBs.

I say we nuke them all.

Who's with me?