darkSpyro

7:00- Breakfast (We can only eat waffles)
7:30- Quiddich Practice (I am a Gryffndor)
8:30- Magic Class (Dumbeldore is my Teacher)
10:00- Magic Battle (Fighting Monsters with Magic)
11:00- Lunchtime (We can have whatever we want)
12:00- Magic Class (Again)
1:00- Read Books (Hate this one)
2:00- Leave HogWarts Academic building
2:15- School is over
6:00- Get Dinner at Diagon Alley
7:00- Party at Gryffndor House
9:00- Bedtime

cool story bro

That moment when hardly any of this relates to the actual books

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Did you even read the books or did you just watch the movies

Do you know anything about Harry Potter?

As a Ravenclaw I cannot condone such a misinformed post.

Slytherin FTW.

Don't eat waffles for breakfast

Hello, I'm StriderSwag, and I'm your Gryffindor prefect. Shall we begin?

Based on how you act, I'd say you're no older an a third year, which means you're around 13.

Quote: LittleWizard

7:00- Breakfast (We can only eat waffles)

This first bit is wrong. Average breakfast fare at Hogwarts consists of far more foods than just waffles, and even then, it would include food from the Wizarding World, not just boring old Muggle dining.

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7:30- Quiddich Practice (I am a Gryffndor)

It's spelled "Quidditch". It's understandable, I made that mistake in my hormone fueled youth too.

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8:30- Magic Class (Dumbeldore is my Teacher)
10:00- Magic Battle (Fighting Monsters with Magic)
11:00- Lunchtime (We can have whatever we want)
12:00- Magic Class (Again)
1:00- Read Books (Hate this one)

First off, if you had Dumbledore as your teacher, you'd know to spell his name correctly. Second off, as of the 1996-1997 school year, poor old Headmaster Dumbledore was struck down in his tower. Even then, he didn't teach while he was headmaster of Hogwarts, and he took that position in 1956. I highly doubt you're that old.

Magic class is not an actual class. Each class is divided up into different sections, Potions, Transfigurations and the like. Third year classes consist of Potions, Herbology, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, History of Magic, Astronomy, Charms, and two or more electives. Those electives consist of Divination, Arithmancy, Study of Anciet Runes, Care of Magical Creatures, and Muggle Studies. The closest thing you have to "magic battle" is Defense Against the Dark Arts, and even then you don't exactly battle monsters. Also, your daily schedule is inconsistent. The schedule for third years is as follows:

Monday
Care of Magical Creatures (first period)
Divination and Study of Ancient Runes (second period)
Transfiguration (third period)
Potions (fourth period)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (fifth period)
Tuesday
Care of Magical Creatures (morning)
Potions (afternoon)
Astronomy (midnight)
Wednesday
History of Magic (morning)
Herbology (afternoon)
Thursday
Divination, Muggle Studies and Arithmancy (first period)
Transfiguration (second period)
Potions (third period)
Defence Against the Dark Arts (fourth period)
Care of Magical Creatures (fifth period)
Friday
Potions (first period)
Charms and Study of Ancient Runes (second period)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (third period)

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2:00- Leave HogWarts Academic building
2:15- School is over

Good luck with that, especially on those days you have night classes.

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6:00- Get Dinner at Diagon Alley

Diagon Alley is too far by broom, and if you were in Hogwarts, you'd need some Floo Powder. Unfortunately, Floo Powder is forbidden in Hogwarts, and homemade Floo Powder accounts for nearly 80% of check-ins at magical hospitals. Yikes.
Do you mean Hogsmede? If so, you need parental permission, and it's only open to students on certain weekends of the year. I suggest you go to the dining hall instead. The food is still wonderful and you have, quite literally, hundreds of options.

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7:00- Party at Gryffndor House
9:00- Bedtime

Do you party in your dorm every night? If so, this could really effect your grades, not to mention your O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. scores! Perhaps studying some would be more beneficial.

All in all, I'd really suggest seeing a professor about your schedule, as it seems either falsified or very, VERY incorrect.

Quote: StriderSwag

Hello, I'm StriderSwag, and I'm your Gryffindor prefect. Shall we begin?

Based on how you act, I'd say you're no older an a third year, which means you're around 13.

Quote: LittleWizard

7:00- Breakfast (We can only eat waffles)

This first bit is wrong. Average breakfast fare at Hogwarts consists of far more foods than just waffles, and even then, it would include food from the Wizarding World, not just boring old Muggle dining.

Quote:

7:30- Quiddich Practice (I am a Gryffndor)

It's spelled "Quidditch". It's understandable, I made that mistake in my hormone fueled youth too.

Quote:

8:30- Magic Class (Dumbeldore is my Teacher)
10:00- Magic Battle (Fighting Monsters with Magic)
11:00- Lunchtime (We can have whatever we want)
12:00- Magic Class (Again)
1:00- Read Books (Hate this one)

First off, if you had Dumbledore as your teacher, you'd know to spell his name correctly. Second off, as of the 1996-1997 school year, poor old Headmaster Dumbledore was struck down in his tower. Even then, he didn't teach while he was headmaster of Hogwarts, and he took that position in 1956. I highly doubt you're that old.

Magic class is not an actual class. Each class is divided up into different sections, Potions, Transfigurations and the like. Third year classes consist of Potions, Herbology, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, History of Magic, Astronomy, Charms, and two or more electives. Those electives consist of Divination, Arithmancy, Study of Anciet Runes, Care of Magical Creatures, and Muggle Studies. The closest thing you have to "magic battle" is Defense Against the Dark Arts, and even then you don't exactly battle monsters. Also, your daily schedule is inconsistent. The schedule for third years is as follows:

Monday
Care of Magical Creatures (first period)
Divination and Study of Ancient Runes (second period)
Transfiguration (third period)
Potions (fourth period)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (fifth period)
Tuesday
Care of Magical Creatures (morning)
Potions (afternoon)
Astronomy (midnight)
Wednesday
History of Magic (morning)
Herbology (afternoon)
Thursday
Divination, Muggle Studies and Arithmancy (first period)
Transfiguration (second period)
Potions (third period)
Defence Against the Dark Arts (fourth period)
Care of Magical Creatures (fifth period)
Friday
Potions (first period)
Charms and Study of Ancient Runes (second period)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (third period)

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2:00- Leave HogWarts Academic building
2:15- School is over

Good luck with that, especially on those days you have night classes.

Quote:

6:00- Get Dinner at Diagon Alley

Diagon Alley is too far by broom, and if you were in Hogwarts, you'd need some Floo Powder. Unfortunately, Floo Powder is forbidden in Hogwarts, and homemade Floo Powder accounts for nearly 80% of check-ins at magical hospitals. Yikes.
Do you mean Hogsmede? If so, you need parental permission, and it's only open to students on certain weekends of the year. I suggest you go to the dining hall instead. The food is still wonderful and you have, quite literally, hundreds of options.

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7:00- Party at Gryffndor House
9:00- Bedtime

Do you party in your dorm every night? If so, this could really effect your grades, not to mention your O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. scores! Perhaps studying some would be more beneficial.

All in all, I'd really suggest seeing a professor about your schedule, as it seems either falsified or very, VERY incorrect.

nerd.

Quote: StriderSwag

Hello, I'm StriderSwag, and I'm your Gryffindor prefect. Shall we begin?

Based on how you act, I'd say you're no older an a third year, which means you're around 13.

Quote: LittleWizard

7:00- Breakfast (We can only eat waffles)

This first bit is wrong. Average breakfast fare at Hogwarts consists of far more foods than just waffles, and even then, it would include food from the Wizarding World, not just boring old Muggle dining.

Quote:

7:30- Quiddich Practice (I am a Gryffndor)

It's spelled "Quidditch". It's understandable, I made that mistake in my hormone fueled youth too.

Quote:

8:30- Magic Class (Dumbeldore is my Teacher)
10:00- Magic Battle (Fighting Monsters with Magic)
11:00- Lunchtime (We can have whatever we want)
12:00- Magic Class (Again)
1:00- Read Books (Hate this one)

First off, if you had Dumbledore as your teacher, you'd know to spell his name correctly. Second off, as of the 1996-1997 school year, poor old Headmaster Dumbledore was struck down in his tower. Even then, he didn't teach while he was headmaster of Hogwarts, and he took that position in 1956. I highly doubt you're that old.

Magic class is not an actual class. Each class is divided up into different sections, Potions, Transfigurations and the like. Third year classes consist of Potions, Herbology, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, History of Magic, Astronomy, Charms, and two or more electives. Those electives consist of Divination, Arithmancy, Study of Anciet Runes, Care of Magical Creatures, and Muggle Studies. The closest thing you have to "magic battle" is Defense Against the Dark Arts, and even then you don't exactly battle monsters. Also, your daily schedule is inconsistent. The schedule for third years is as follows:

Monday
Care of Magical Creatures (first period)
Divination and Study of Ancient Runes (second period)
Transfiguration (third period)
Potions (fourth period)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (fifth period)
Tuesday
Care of Magical Creatures (morning)
Potions (afternoon)
Astronomy (midnight)
Wednesday
History of Magic (morning)
Herbology (afternoon)
Thursday
Divination, Muggle Studies and Arithmancy (first period)
Transfiguration (second period)
Potions (third period)
Defence Against the Dark Arts (fourth period)
Care of Magical Creatures (fifth period)
Friday
Potions (first period)
Charms and Study of Ancient Runes (second period)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (third period)

Quote:

2:00- Leave HogWarts Academic building
2:15- School is over

Good luck with that, especially on those days you have night classes.

Quote:

6:00- Get Dinner at Diagon Alley

Diagon Alley is too far by broom, and if you were in Hogwarts, you'd need some Floo Powder. Unfortunately, Floo Powder is forbidden in Hogwarts, and homemade Floo Powder accounts for nearly 80% of check-ins at magical hospitals. Yikes.
Do you mean Hogsmede? If so, you need parental permission, and it's only open to students on certain weekends of the year. I suggest you go to the dining hall instead. The food is still wonderful and you have, quite literally, hundreds of options.

Quote:

7:00- Party at Gryffndor House
9:00- Bedtime

Do you party in your dorm every night? If so, this could really effect your grades, not to mention your O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. scores! Perhaps studying some would be more beneficial.

All in all, I'd really suggest seeing a professor about your schedule, as it seems either falsified or very, VERY incorrect.

I was going to post something, like this, but I had things to do. :(

Quote: StriderSwag

Hello, I'm StriderSwag, and I'm your Gryffindor prefect. Shall we begin?

Based on how you act, I'd say you're no older an a third year, which means you're around 13.

Quote: LittleWizard

7:00- Breakfast (We can only eat waffles)

This first bit is wrong. Average breakfast fare at Hogwarts consists of far more foods than just waffles, and even then, it would include food from the Wizarding World, not just boring old Muggle dining.

Quote:

7:30- Quiddich Practice (I am a Gryffndor)

It's spelled "Quidditch". It's understandable, I made that mistake in my hormone fueled youth too.

Quote:

8:30- Magic Class (Dumbeldore is my Teacher)
10:00- Magic Battle (Fighting Monsters with Magic)
11:00- Lunchtime (We can have whatever we want)
12:00- Magic Class (Again)
1:00- Read Books (Hate this one)

First off, if you had Dumbledore as your teacher, you'd know to spell his name correctly. Second off, as of the 1996-1997 school year, poor old Headmaster Dumbledore was struck down in his tower. Even then, he didn't teach while he was headmaster of Hogwarts, and he took that position in 1956. I highly doubt you're that old.

Magic class is not an actual class. Each class is divided up into different sections, Potions, Transfigurations and the like. Third year classes consist of Potions, Herbology, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, History of Magic, Astronomy, Charms, and two or more electives. Those electives consist of Divination, Arithmancy, Study of Anciet Runes, Care of Magical Creatures, and Muggle Studies. The closest thing you have to "magic battle" is Defense Against the Dark Arts, and even then you don't exactly battle monsters. Also, your daily schedule is inconsistent. The schedule for third years is as follows:

Monday
Care of Magical Creatures (first period)
Divination and Study of Ancient Runes (second period)
Transfiguration (third period)
Potions (fourth period)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (fifth period)
Tuesday
Care of Magical Creatures (morning)
Potions (afternoon)
Astronomy (midnight)
Wednesday
History of Magic (morning)
Herbology (afternoon)
Thursday
Divination, Muggle Studies and Arithmancy (first period)
Transfiguration (second period)
Potions (third period)
Defence Against the Dark Arts (fourth period)
Care of Magical Creatures (fifth period)
Friday
Potions (first period)
Charms and Study of Ancient Runes (second period)
Defense Against the Dark Arts (third period)

Quote:

2:00- Leave HogWarts Academic building
2:15- School is over

Good luck with that, especially on those days you have night classes.

Quote:

6:00- Get Dinner at Diagon Alley

Diagon Alley is too far by broom, and if you were in Hogwarts, you'd need some Floo Powder. Unfortunately, Floo Powder is forbidden in Hogwarts, and homemade Floo Powder accounts for nearly 80% of check-ins at magical hospitals. Yikes.
Do you mean Hogsmede? If so, you need parental permission, and it's only open to students on certain weekends of the year. I suggest you go to the dining hall instead. The food is still wonderful and you have, quite literally, hundreds of options.

Quote:

7:00- Party at Gryffndor House
9:00- Bedtime

Do you party in your dorm every night? If so, this could really effect your grades, not to mention your O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. scores! Perhaps studying some would be more beneficial.

All in all, I'd really suggest seeing a professor about your schedule, as it seems either falsified or very, VERY incorrect.

nerd.

i am cringing so ****ing hard

please for the love of god stop, you actually look delusional

i wanna go to a dimension where everyone is a dorito i'm cringing so much

Ok guys don't get too harsh now. No need to threaten bodily harm.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote:

6:00- Get Dinner at Diagon Alley

Diagon Alley is too far by broom, and if you were in Hogwarts, you'd need some Floo Powder. Unfortunately, Floo Powder is forbidden in Hogwarts, and homemade Floo Powder accounts for nearly 80% of check-ins at magical hospitals. Yikes.
Do you mean Hogsmede? If so, you need parental permission, and it's only open to students on certain weekends of the year. I suggest you go to the dining hall instead. The food is still wonderful and you have, quite literally, hundreds of options.

This was the big sticking point for me. Thank you for pointing it out.

Quote: CAV

Ok guys don't get too harsh now. No need to threaten bodily harm.

Quote: StriderSwag

Quote:

6:00- Get Dinner at Diagon Alley

Diagon Alley is too far by broom, and if you were in Hogwarts, you'd need some Floo Powder. Unfortunately, Floo Powder is forbidden in Hogwarts, and homemade Floo Powder accounts for nearly 80% of check-ins at magical hospitals. Yikes.
Do you mean Hogsmede? If so, you need parental permission, and it's only open to students on certain weekends of the year. I suggest you go to the dining hall instead. The food is still wonderful and you have, quite literally, hundreds of options.

This was the big sticking point for me. Thank you for pointing it out.

What really got me was "have magic lessons with Dumbledore". 'Cause, you know, he's kinda been dead for what? A decade? Two?

Also Dumbledore didn't do private lessons (or really teach at all). Some people need to remember that we saw Dumbledore so often because Harry was basically The Chosen One archetype that would of course get extra special attention from higher ups. Most students probably only ever saw him like they would any other school principal (during special events and announcements or when they're in trouble).

........Now I want to rewatch all the films...

Quote: CAV

Also Dumbledore didn't do private lessons (or really teach at all). Some people need to remember that we saw Dumbledore so often because Harry was basically The Chosen One archetype that would of course get extra special attention from higher ups. Most students probably only ever saw him like they would any other school principal (during special events and announcements or when they're in trouble).

........Now I want to rewatch all the films...

He taught Transfigurations for a few years before becoming headmaster, but that was long before Harry's time.

My mistake. I mostly spoke in terms of when the series takes place/a short time after.

Reading this topic, I almost want to watch the movies.

Reading this topic, I don't want to watch the movies

I illegally smuggle in Floo Powder, and the reason I misspelled my teachers name, and my favorite sport, is because Floo Powder makes me dizzy. I have a special schedule, because I am a Wizard of the year, and I do not have time to fit other stuff in my schedule. Dumbledore let's us smuggle in Mountain Dew, and Doritos every night. He convinces us to party. Dumbledore also secretly has been arrested twice, due to the fact he twerked in front of a child. That child's name is Draco Malfoy. I believe he also twerked infront of a Year 6 Gryffndor, named Strider Swag.

CHICKEN

I EAT A CHICKEN

waffle eat a waffle

Quote: LittleWizard

I illegally smuggle in Floo Powder, and the reason I misspelled my teachers name, and my favorite sport, is because Floo Powder makes me dizzy. I have a special schedule, because I am a Wizard of the year, and I do not have time to fit other stuff in my schedule. Dumbledore let's us smuggle in Mountain Dew, and Doritos every night. He convinces us to party. Dumbledore also secretly has been arrested twice, due to the fact he twerked in front of a child. That child's name is Draco Malfoy. I believe he also twerked infront of a Year 6 Gryffndor, named Strider Swag.

You are a disgrace to Harry potter fans please leave k thanks

Quote: LittleWizard

I illegally smuggle in Floo Powder, and the reason I misspelled my teachers name, and my favorite sport, is because Floo Powder makes me dizzy. I have a special schedule, because I am a Wizard of the year, and I do not have time to fit other stuff in my schedule. Dumbledore let's us smuggle in Mountain Dew, and Doritos every night. He convinces us to party. Dumbledore also secretly has been arrested twice, due to the fact he twerked in front of a child. That child's name is Draco Malfoy. I believe he also twerked infront of a Year 6 Gryffndor, named Strider Swag.

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Quote: xXBeavcoonXx

Quote: LittleWizard

I illegally smuggle in Floo Powder, and the reason I misspelled my teachers name, and my favorite sport, is because Floo Powder makes me dizzy. I have a special schedule, because I am a Wizard of the year, and I do not have time to fit other stuff in my schedule. Dumbledore let's us smuggle in Mountain Dew, and Doritos every night. He convinces us to party. Dumbledore also secretly has been arrested twice, due to the fact he twerked in front of a child. That child's name is Draco Malfoy. I believe he also twerked infront of a Year 6 Gryffndor, named Strider Swag.

You are a disgrace to Harry potter fans please leave k thanks

ugh yes

Quote: LittleWizard

I illegally smuggle in Floo Powder, and the reason I misspelled my teachers name, and my favorite sport, is because Floo Powder makes me dizzy. I have a special schedule, because I am a Wizard of the year, and I do not have time to fit other stuff in my schedule. Dumbledore let's us smuggle in Mountain Dew, and Doritos every night. He convinces us to party. Dumbledore also secretly has been arrested twice, due to the fact he twerked in front of a child. That child's name is Draco Malfoy. I believe he also twerked infront of a Year 6 Gryffndor, named Strider Swag.

Quote: That post

I have a special schedule, because I am a Wizard of the year, and I do not have time to fit other stuff in my schedule.

Even Harry didn't get a special schedule, unless you count the random lessons with Dumbledore in his sixth year, but they weren't consistently at the same time. There is no Wizard of the year at all. And if the title Wizard of the year existed, you certainly wouldn't get it, because you just have "magic class". Clearly you don't even know what class you're in, if you just refer to it as "magic class". And, even if you were wizard of the year, with a special schedule, that wouldn't change the fact Dumbledore is dead.


Quote: part of that post

Dumbledore let's us smuggle in Mountain Dew, and Doritos every night. He convinces us to party. Dumbledore also secretly has been arrested twice, due to the fact he twerked in front of a child. That child's name is Draco Malfoy. I believe he also twerked infront of a Year 6 Gryffndor, named Strider Swag

DUMBLEDORE. IS. DEAD. Why would he even let you have fattening muggle food, or convince you to party instead of get your sleep, even if he wasn't dead.


Do you have any idea what happens in the books?

haha yeah my cousin goes there too, hes wizard of the year in another school but he has a little bit of a different schedule
7:00- write erotic harry potter fanfiction
7:30- write erotic harry potter fanfiction
8:30- write erotic harry potter fanfiction
10:00- look up erotic harry potter fanfiction
11:00- write erotic harry potter fanfiction
12:00- write erotic harry potter fanfiction
1:00- write erotic harry potter fanfiction
2:00- write erotic harry potter fanfiction
2:15- write erotic harry potter fanfiction
6:00- write erotic harry potter fanfiction
7:00- feed the dog
9:00- write erotic harry potter fanfiction

Guys I think you're taking this a bit too seriously >___<

This is nothing like My Immortal.