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Qcumber's Dank Stories. [CLOSED]
LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#1 Posted: 18:47:36 07/09/2015 | Topic Creator
CHARACTERS:
Cory Baxter
John Cena
Shrek
Dank Master Doge
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CHAPTER 1:
"But what of John Cena?" said Cory Baxter, as he was climbing Mount Dank. "He was not dank enough," Shrek replied. Cory Baxter was surprised at Shrek's announcement. "But he had-" "No, he did not. It was only an illusion" Interrupted Shrek. "Then... Wait, who is that?" Asked Cory as he noticed a man walking to them from a distance.
"We cannot have any more interruptions. Use your Danksaber to cut him down, and anybody who also comes near. Our goal is almost complete," said Shrek. "Yes master," replied Cory, as he took out his D4-720 Danksaber out and prepared for battle. "Wait! I have... important... n-news, Cory!" It was only now that Cory recognized the man as Dank Master Doge. However, he also noticed he was suffering from a wound on his knee.
"What is it?" Said Cory, putting his Danksaber away. "There is a man... A-and..." Said Doge, but he was clearly dying fast. "What is it?" Replied Cory. "H-His..." Said Doge. "Please, tell... Shrek... Of this n-news..." He continued. "I cannot live... Much longer..." "What is it?!" Said Cory, growing impatient.
"His name... it is... John Cena..." Said Doge, with his last breath.
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****ing hell its been a long time
AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#2 Posted: 18:47:55 07/09/2015
Please stop.
Wreckingball13 Gold Sparx Gems: 2583
#3 Posted: 18:48:10 07/09/2015
Quote: AvatariDragon
Please stop.



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LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#4 Posted: 18:49:28 07/09/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: AvatariDragon
Please stop.



I know, but we need a topic showcasing them. If people want to read them, they are jumbled up in a bunch of different topics.
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****ing hell its been a long time
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#5 Posted: 18:50:02 07/09/2015
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AvatariDragon Platinum Sparx Gems: 6254
#6 Posted: 18:51:30 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: AvatariDragon
Please stop.



I know, but we need a topic showcasing them. If people want to read them, they are jumbled up in a bunch of different topics.


No. Just no.
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#7 Posted: 18:52:13 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: AvatariDragon
Please stop.



I know, but we need a topic showcasing them. If people want to read them, they are jumbled up in a bunch of different topics.



if . . .
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#8 Posted: 18:53:26 07/09/2015
please stop.
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 18:53:48 07/09/2015 by MoonHorizons
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#9 Posted: 18:54:53 07/09/2015
How's about you just make one main Qcumber thread so everything involving him goes in there and people who don't want to see it don't have to?
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#10 Posted: 18:55:05 07/09/2015
no one wants to read this story.

this is one of the reasons people dont like new users in S&N
its sad
but really, this is just annoying
qcumber and whoever other kids here that make up this drama and these stories are the only ones entertained by this
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#11 Posted: 18:59:37 07/09/2015
Quote: Spyrobaro
i cringed so hard my eyes popped out of their sockets



i cringed so hard i'm shivering
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#12 Posted: 19:00:40 07/09/2015
i cringed so hard i folded into myself and died .
MoonHorizons Gold Sparx Gems: 2826
#13 Posted: 19:01:42 07/09/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
i cringed so hard i folded into myself and died .



i cringed so hard i'm shivering
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the more obscure your favorite cartoons are, the more refined your taste is
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#14 Posted: 19:02:03 07/09/2015
Quote: Badwolfmichael
no one wants to read this story.

this is one of the reasons people dont like new users in S&N
its sad
but really, this is just annoying
qcumber and whoever other kids here that make up this drama and these stories are the only ones entertained by this


I can't help but wonder if Qcumber got LW's password and this is him using it.

LW didn't seem this bad before. Unless I just wasn't paying attention.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:02:44 07/09/2015 by CAV
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#15 Posted: 19:03:12 07/09/2015
Quote: MoonHorizons
Quote: Badwolfmichael
i cringed so hard i folded into myself and died .



i cringed so hard i'm shivering




cringe .
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#16 Posted: 19:04:04 07/09/2015
Quote: CAV
Quote: Badwolfmichael
no one wants to read this story.

this is one of the reasons people dont like new users in S&N
its sad
but really, this is just annoying
qcumber and whoever other kids here that make up this drama and these stories are the only ones entertained by this


I can't help but wonder if Qcumber got LW's password and this is him using it.

LW didn't seem this bad before. Unless I just wasn't paying attention.



Now that you mention it, I agree, I never remember LittleWizard acting this way
it is a little of a stretch, but I guess possible,
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3901
#17 Posted: 19:04:48 07/09/2015
Quote: CAV
Quote: Badwolfmichael
no one wants to read this story.

this is one of the reasons people dont like new users in S&N
its sad
but really, this is just annoying
qcumber and whoever other kids here that make up this drama and these stories are the only ones entertained by this


I can't help but wonder if Qcumber got LW's password and this is him using it.

LW didn't seem this bad before. Unless I just wasn't paying attention.



Dank is funny but no....Qcumber could have..Hes that ignorant
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#18 Posted: 19:06:10 07/09/2015
Quote: skylandersspyro
Quote: CAV
Quote: Badwolfmichael
no one wants to read this story.

this is one of the reasons people dont like new users in S&N
its sad
but really, this is just annoying
qcumber and whoever other kids here that make up this drama and these stories are the only ones entertained by this


I can't help but wonder if Qcumber got LW's password and this is him using it.

LW didn't seem this bad before. Unless I just wasn't paying attention.



Dank is funny but no....Qcumber could have..Hes that ignorant



once again, you saved us skylanderspyro
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#19 Posted: 19:08:20 07/09/2015
Moonhorizons avatar sums up my reaction to this topic.
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looks like ive got some things to do...
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:08:44 07/09/2015 by parisruelz12
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#20 Posted: 19:09:30 07/09/2015
qcumber will never become a dS legend so stop trying pal
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#21 Posted: 19:10:08 07/09/2015
Quote: Thunderdragon14
qcumber will never become a dS legend so stop trying pal



i want to be a banned darkspyro user when i grow up
LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#22 Posted: 19:14:42 07/09/2015 | Topic Creator
No, I have never really done stuff like this, but his stories are so cringe worthy.
Also, chapter 2 is out soon.
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****ing hell its been a long time
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#23 Posted: 19:15:32 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
No, I have never really done stuff like this, but his stories are so cringe worthy.
Also, chapter 2 is out soon.

kid we don't want to hear them
why are you obsessing over him?
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#24 Posted: 19:15:58 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
No, I have never really done stuff like this, but his stories are so cringe worthy.
Also, chapter 2 is out soon.


im on the edge of my seat
LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#25 Posted: 19:17:33 07/09/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Thunderdragon14
Quote: LittleWizard
No, I have never really done stuff like this, but his stories are so cringe worthy.
Also, chapter 2 is out soon.

kid we don't want to hear them
why are you obsessing over him?


I am not, just saying his stories are funny. I don't even want to talk about him. He threatened me, so I do not really like him.
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****ing hell its been a long time
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#26 Posted: 19:19:14 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: Thunderdragon14
Quote: LittleWizard
No, I have never really done stuff like this, but his stories are so cringe worthy.
Also, chapter 2 is out soon.

kid we don't want to hear them
why are you obsessing over him?


I am not, just saying his stories are funny. I don't even want to talk about him. He threatened me, so I do not really like him.

if you don't want to talk about him then stop spreading his garbage
he can't do any real harm to you either
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#27 Posted: 19:19:20 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: Thunderdragon14
Quote: LittleWizard
No, I have never really done stuff like this, but his stories are so cringe worthy.
Also, chapter 2 is out soon.

kid we don't want to hear them
why are you obsessing over him?


I am not, just saying his stories are funny. I don't even want to talk about him. He threatened me, so I do not really like him.


lmao he threatened you?
dont post any of his stories
dont taken him seriously, if he "threatened" you, you shouldnt even be doing what he says
LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#28 Posted: 19:20:36 07/09/2015 | Topic Creator
CHAPTER 2:
"He has explosive-proof barriers! How can we get past them?" Asked Cory. "Use the Dank," replied Shrek. But as Cory tried using the Dank on the barriers, a nearby door suddenly opened. "I have returned." said Dank Maul. "You again! But I thought-" said Cory. "I, too, am immune to explosions," replied Maul.
"Cory, continue using the Dank to open the door," said Shrek. "I will buy you some time." "Yes, master," replied Cory. As he continued using the Dank, Shrek ignited his Danksaber and fought Maul.
Maul blocked his attack with his custom-made G7-862 Danksaber, then attempted to counter it with a twist-grip downthrust. However, Shrek evaded this attack and destroyed two nearby Dank Droids. "I cannot be defeated. I have become one with the Dank!" exclaimed Maul. "Not if you're attacked with a H6-Class Danksaber!" replied Shrek.
Tossing aside his J4-934 Danksaber, he took out his H6-729 Danksaber. He was disappointed that it took him this long to realise Maul was immune to all Hithuanium and Relastanium Danksabers. Nonetheless, he could now defeat Maul with ease.
He dodged Maul's attack and used the Dank to knock Maul on his side. "You were the one who killed Doge, now you shall pay!" exclaimed Shrek as he finally killed Maul with a sideways double-tap slash-throw.
"Heh... You will regret that shortly" said Maul as he died. Shrek could feel it; Maul used his last powers to take control of him!
"Master! The door is open!" exclaimed Cory as he found Shrek. "Maul has taken control of my body! Kill me quick, before he takes full controll!" said Shrek. "But..." said Cory. He knew he needed to get Shrek to Master Deez so Deez would become convinced of Cory's Dank heritage. "You must do this yourself! Give him this," said Shrek as he gave Cory an amulet.
"He will recognize it. Now quick... Kill me!" said Shrek. Now that Maul was in full control, Cory quickly picked up Shrek's H6-729 Danksaber and used the Dank to toss Maul towards the wall, then kill him with a smashgrab upper-thrust slamspin. He was sad about Shrek's death, but he would have time to mourn later. For now, he had to get the amulet to Master Deez. And besides, he could easily bring Shrek back if he found seven more Sun Stones and sacrificed his old F3-415 Danksaber. He didn't need it anymore, it would be a worthy sacrifice.
Cory picked up his own Danksaber, then headed past the explosive proof barriers for the final duel with Dank Tyrannus to rescue Master Deez.
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****ing hell its been a long time
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#29 Posted: 19:21:51 07/09/2015
okay
this is annyoing
this doesnt make sense
now i dont know if youre qcumber or not
didnt littlewizard have an alt called super-swapper or something?
anyways

why do you still post this?...
LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#30 Posted: 19:22:57 07/09/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
okay
this is annyoing
this doesnt make sense
now i dont know if youre qcumber or not
didnt littlewizard have an alt called super-swapper or something?
anyways

why do you still post this?...


For real now, I am not Qcumber.
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****ing hell its been a long time
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#31 Posted: 19:23:50 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: Badwolfmichael
okay
this is annyoing
this doesnt make sense
now i dont know if youre qcumber or not
didnt littlewizard have an alt called super-swapper or something?
anyways

why do you still post this?...


For real now, I am not Qcumber.


then why did you post chapter 2
nobody wants it
you said qcumber threatened you
why do you still do what he says then?..
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3901
#32 Posted: 19:24:03 07/09/2015
wat this is okay but in a stupid kind of way
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#33 Posted: 19:25:10 07/09/2015
Quote: skylandersspyro
wat this is okay but in a stupid kind of way




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LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#34 Posted: 19:28:16 07/09/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: Badwolfmichael
okay
this is annyoing
this doesnt make sense
now i dont know if youre qcumber or not
didnt littlewizard have an alt called super-swapper or something?
anyways

why do you still post this?...


For real now, I am not Qcumber.


then why did you post chapter 2
nobody wants it
you said qcumber threatened you
why do you still do what he says then?..



Quote: Spyrobaro
If you don't like QCumber, don't give him the attention he wants.



I really want to show everyone how cringe worthy his stories are. Can we stop talking about him and talk about the actual story?
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****ing hell its been a long time
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3901
#35 Posted: 19:28:51 07/09/2015
man im on the edge of my seat
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
MagicFizz Emerald Sparx Gems: 3728
#36 Posted: 19:29:05 07/09/2015
Wasn't there a fiasco with LW's password recently? Maybe Qcumber was involved somehow.

I wasn't there when it happened, so please correct me if I'm wrong.
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My life is complete.
Edited 1 time - Last edited at 19:29:45 07/09/2015 by MagicFizz
Thunderdragon14 Diamond Sparx Gems: 8425
#37 Posted: 19:29:23 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: LittleWizard


For real now, I am not Qcumber.


then why did you post chapter 2
nobody wants it
you said qcumber threatened you
why do you still do what he says then?..



Quote: Spyrobaro
If you don't like QCumber, don't give him the attention he wants.



I really want to show everyone how cringe worthy his stories are. Can we stop talking about him and talk about the actual story?

do you not understand that no one on planet earth cares about how cringe worthy his stories are
we don't care
you are the only one here laughing at them
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Quote: Alydol
go back to whining about your fish
skylandersspyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3901
#38 Posted: 19:30:18 07/09/2015
Quote: MagicFizz
Wasn't there a fiasco with LW's password recently? Maybe Qcumber was involved somehow.

I wasn't there when it happened, so please correct me if I'm wrong.



Hm.....................
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Uh Uh Uh! You didn't say the magic word!
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#39 Posted: 19:31:33 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
Quote: Badwolfmichael
Quote: LittleWizard


For real now, I am not Qcumber.


then why did you post chapter 2
nobody wants it
you said qcumber threatened you
why do you still do what he says then?..



Quote: Spyrobaro
If you don't like QCumber, don't give him the attention he wants.



I really want to show everyone how cringe worthy his stories are. Can we stop talking about him and talk about the actual story?


no one wants to ****ing talk about the story

Quote: skylandersspyro
man im on the edge of my seat


LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#40 Posted: 19:32:17 07/09/2015 | Topic Creator
Quote: skylandersspyro
Quote: MagicFizz
Wasn't there a fiasco with LW's password recently? Maybe Qcumber was involved somehow.

I wasn't there when it happened, so please correct me if I'm wrong.



Hm.....................


There was a fiasco with my alts password.
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****ing hell its been a long time
mega spyro Emerald Sparx Gems: 3993
#41 Posted: 19:33:45 07/09/2015
*faceplaming intensifies*
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Dead
LittleWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1715
#42 Posted: 19:36:46 07/09/2015 | Topic Creator
I will just close this.
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****ing hell its been a long time
WilltheWizard Yellow Sparx Gems: 1779
#43 Posted: 19:51:40 07/09/2015
Guys, don't worry. LittleWizard is not Qcumber. He left the chatzy before he gave him his password. Tbh little wizard has always loved these stories and making topics like this.
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Spread those positive vibes
Badwolfmichael Gold Sparx Gems: 2511
#44 Posted: 19:52:23 07/09/2015
S&N needs a 13+ limit
parisruelz12 Diamond Sparx Gems: 7577
#45 Posted: 20:12:31 07/09/2015
Quote: WilltheWizard
Guys, don't worry. LittleWizard is not Qcumber. He left the chatzy before he gave him his password. Tbh little wizard has always loved these stories and making topics like this.



Who gave out which password?
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looks like ive got some things to do...
CAV Platinum Sparx Gems: 6430
#46 Posted: 20:13:15 07/09/2015
Quote: LittleWizard
I will just close this.


I'll do it for you.
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